{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":4597,"song":"Shes A Cretin","artist":"The Queers","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11538126-shes-a-cretin-chords-by-the-queers/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/4597?type=chord","rating":0,"votes":0,"content":"#----------------------------------PLEASE NOTE---------------------------------#\r\n#------------------------------------------------------------------------------##\r\n#\r\n\r\nShe's A Cretin\r\n\r\n\r\nPlay this riff once with the A and E chords\r\n\r\n[tab]--------------------------------------------\r\n------7-----------------7-------------------\r\n6-7-9---9-7-6-7-9-6-7-9---9-7-6-7-----------\r\n----------------------------------9---------\r\n--------------------------------------------\r\n--------------------------------------------[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]                                [ch]E[/ch]\r\nAlways thinking she's so fucking cool[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]A[/ch]                             [ch]E[/ch]\r\nWith politics that would make Bozo drool[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]D[/ch]                                [ch]E[/ch]\r\nI really want to smash her fucking face[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]D[/ch]                            [ch]E[/ch]\r\nAnd knock her fat ass into outer space[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]D[/ch]                            [ch]E[/ch]\r\nI'm sorry if this don't sound to PC[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                                [ch]E[/ch]\r\nI don't worship her so she hates me[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]A[/ch]                [ch]E[/ch]\r\nShe's a cretin can't you see[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]A[/ch]        [ch]E[/ch]\r\nShe's a cretin a sickie[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]A[/ch]              [ch]E[/ch]                  [ch]D[/ch]             [ch]E[/ch]\r\nShe's a cretin and I'm hoping that she'll hop away from me[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]A[/ch]                [ch]E[/ch]\r\nShe's a cretin can't you see[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]A[/ch]        [ch]E[/ch]\r\nShe's a cretin a sickie[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]A[/ch]              [ch]E[/ch]                  [ch]D[/ch]             [ch]E[/ch]\r\nShe's a cretin and I'm hoping that she'll hop away from me[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch] [ch]E[/ch] [ch]D[/ch] [ch]E[/ch]\r\n        Ugh![/tab]\r\n\r\nThen play the riff again once.\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]                                [ch]E[/ch]\r\nAlways thinking she's so fucking cool[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]A[/ch]                             [ch]E[/ch]\r\nWith politics that would make Bozo drool[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]D[/ch]                                [ch]E[/ch]\r\nI really want to smash her fucking face[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]D[/ch]                            [ch]E[/ch]\r\nAnd knock her fat ass into outer space[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]D[/ch]                            [ch]E[/ch]\r\nI'm sorry if this don't sound to PC[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                                [ch]E[/ch]\r\nI don't worship her so she hates me[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]A[/ch]                [ch]E[/ch]\r\nShe's a cretin can't you see[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]A[/ch]        [ch]E[/ch]\r\nShe's a cretin a sickie[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]A[/ch]              [ch]E[/ch]                  [ch]D[/ch]             [ch]E[/ch]\r\nShe's a cretin and I'm hoping that she'll hop away from me[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]A[/ch]                [ch]E[/ch]\r\nShe's a cretin can't you see[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]A[/ch]        [ch]E[/ch]\r\nShe's a cretin a sickie[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]A[/ch]              [ch]E[/ch]                  [ch]D[/ch]             [ch]E[/ch]\r\nShe's a cretin and I'm hoping that she'll hop away from me[/tab]\r\n\r\nThen play A E D E, 6 times. While doing that sing \"cretin, cretin, \r\noh, she is a cretin\". Then end on A.\r","plain_text":"#----------------------------------PLEASE NOTE---------------------------------#\n#------------------------------------------------------------------------------##\n#\n\nShe's A Cretin\n\n\nPlay this riff once with the A and E chords\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThen play the riff again once.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThen play A E D E, 6 times. While doing that sing \"cretin, cretin, \noh, she is a cretin\". Then end on A.","chords":["A","E","D"],"chord_diagrams":{"A":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,1,2,3,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,2,0]},"D":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,1,3,2],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,2]},"E":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,3,1,0,0],"frets":[0,2,2,1,0,0]}}}