{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":2725011,"song":"Dick Pics","artist":"Tinderella Original Cast","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11529709-dick-pics-chords-by-tinderella-original-cast/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/2725011?type=chord","rating":4.81239,"votes":4,"content":"MEG\r\nUgh fine. (types) Hi.\r\n\r\n[Intro]\r\n[ch]C[/ch]   [ch]A7[/ch]   [ch]D7[/ch]   [ch]G[/ch]\r\n[ch]C[/ch]   [ch]A7[/ch]   [ch]D7[/ch]   [ch]G6[/ch] [ch]G+[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]\r\n\r\nBRAM\r\nThanks for responding! Can I have your number? Tinder is so glitchy so it’s better if you give me your number.\r\n That’ll be better. Less glitchy than Tinder. Please give me your number.\r\n\r\nMEG\r\nHuh… sure…\r\n\r\nBRAM\r\n[Verse]\r\n[tab]   [ch]C[/ch]               [ch]Am[/ch]          [ch]F[/ch]               [ch]G[/ch]\r\nWE START OUR CONVERSATION; I’M CHARMING AS CAN BE[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]C[/ch]              [ch]Am[/ch]          [ch]F[/ch]               [ch]G[/ch]\r\nYOU’RE NOT LIKE OTHER GIRLS HERE; THAT MUCH I CAN SEE[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]F[/ch]                     [ch]G[/ch]         [ch]Am[/ch]                [ch]D[/ch]\r\nYOU’RE GORGEOUS, BRIGHT, AND TALENTED; CAN’T YOU FEEL US CLICK?[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]                                   [ch]G[/ch]\r\nOH SO GREAT, I CANNOT WAIT!- HAVE A PICTURE OF MY DICK![/tab]\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\nALL DUDES\r\n          [ch]C[/ch]       [ch]Ab[/ch]  [ch]G[/ch]          [ch]G/B[/ch]\r\n        [ch]A[/ch] [ch]D[/ch]ICK PIC, [ch]A[/ch] [ch]D[/ch]ICK PIC-\r\n[tab]          [ch]C[/ch]         [ch]Ab[/ch]     [ch]G[/ch]        [ch]G/B[/ch]\r\n        A FREE, FOR GRATIS DICK PIC![/tab]\r\n\r\nBRAM\r\n[tab]       [ch]F[/ch]                 [ch]Eb[/ch]      [ch]G[/ch]\r\n       PICK-UP LINES CAN FEEL SO SLICK[/tab]\r\n\r\nALL DUDES\r\n[tab]             [ch]G[/ch]    [ch]G/A[/ch]   [ch]G/B[/ch]    [ch]C[/ch]         [ch]Ab[/ch]     [ch]G[/ch]        [ch]G/B[/ch]\r\n       LET’S SKIP AHEAD TO     DICK![/tab]\r\n\r\n             [ch]C[/ch]    [ch]Ab[/ch]   [ch]G[/ch]    [ch]G/B[/ch]  (as needed)\r\n(underneath: [ch]D[/ch]ICK [ch]D[/ch]ICK [ch]D[/ch]ICK [ch]D[/ch]ICK…)\r\n\r\n[Verse]\r\nWILLY\r\n[tab]    [ch]C[/ch]              [ch]Eb[/ch]         [ch]F[/ch]                 [ch]G[/ch]    [ch]F[/ch]\r\nI’M NOT HERE FOR A HOOK-UP; I WANT TO DATE FULL TIME[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]C[/ch]                   [ch]Eb[/ch]            [ch]F[/ch]                 [ch]G[/ch]      [ch]F[/ch]\r\nI’VE GOT THAT OLD SCHOOL CHIVALRY THAT HOPES FOR WEDDING CHIMES[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]F[/ch]                [ch]G[/ch]               [ch]Am[/ch]                 [ch]D[/ch]\r\nIF YOU WOULD TAKE A CHANCE ON ME, NOTHING COULD COME BETWEEN US[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]F[/ch]                                       [ch]G[/ch]        [ch]G/A[/ch]   [ch]G/Bb[/ch]   [ch]G/B[/ch]\r\nI KNOW THAT YOU’RE THE TYPE OF GIRL WHO’D LOVE TO SEE    MY     PENIS![/tab]\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\nALL DUDES\r\n[tab]          [ch]C[/ch]    [ch]Ab[/ch]  [ch]G[/ch]      [ch]G/B[/ch]\r\n        A PENIS! A PENIS![/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]C[/ch]         [ch]Ab[/ch]        [ch]G[/ch]         [ch]G/B[/ch]\r\n        YOU WISH THAT YOU COULD SCREEN US![/tab]\r\n\r\nWILLY\r\n[tab]        [ch]F[/ch]              [ch]Eb[/ch]       [ch]G[/ch]\r\n        IS IT SPECIAL? TELL IT, QUICK![/tab]\r\n\r\nALL DUDES\r\n[tab]            [ch]G[/ch]          [ch]G/A[/ch]   [ch]G/B[/ch]  [ch]C[/ch]         [ch]Ab[/ch]     [ch]G[/ch]        [ch]G/B[/ch]\r\n        HIT ‘LIKE’ FOR MY    OL’  DICK![/tab]\r\n\r\n[Interlude]\r\n[ch]C[/ch]  [ch]Ab[/ch]  [ch]G[/ch]\r\n\r\n[Bridge]\r\n[tab][ch]Am7[/ch]\r\nWANNA TASTE OF JUST THE TIP?[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                        [ch]D#dim[/ch]       [ch]E7[/ch]\r\nBOYS OF THE WORLD, LET’S ALL UNZIP![/tab]\r\n\r\n[Interlude]\r\n[ch]A[/ch]\r\n\r\nDUSTIN\r\nHere’s how you say penis in a lot of different languages!\r\n\r\n[Bridge]\r\n[tab][ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nFinnish: Penis![/tab]\r\nRomanian: Penis!\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]B[/ch]\r\nTurkish: Penis![/tab]\r\nAfrikaans: Penis!\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nHaitian Creole: Penis![/tab]\r\nYiddish: Penis!\r\n\r\n[Interlude]\r\n[ch]C[/ch]   [ch]C/G[/ch]   [ch]C[/ch]   [ch]C/G[/ch]    [ch]C[/ch]  [ch]C/B[/ch]  [ch]C/A[/ch]  [ch]C/G[/ch]\r\n\r\n[Verse]\r\n[tab]  [ch]C[/ch]\r\nA SMILE IS THE SAME IN EVERY LANGUAGE[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nAND SO IS THE WORD PENIS[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]C[/ch]\r\nEXCEPT FOR ALL THE COUNTRIES ON THE ASIAN CONTINENT[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]D[/ch]                          [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAND ALL THE OTHER COUNTRIES WE DECIDED TO IGNORE![/tab]\r\n\r\n[Interlude]\r\n[ch]C[/ch]    [ch]Ab[/ch]   [ch]G[/ch]    [ch]G/B[/ch]  x2\r\n\r\n[Verse]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]              [ch]Eb[/ch]         [ch]F[/ch]        [ch]G[/ch]    [ch]F[/ch]\r\nGENDER’S NOT DEFINED BY GENITALIA[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]       [ch]Eb[/ch]              [ch]F[/ch]         [ch]G[/ch]    [ch]F[/ch]\r\nBUT WHO CARES? JOIN THE BACCHANALIA[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]F[/ch]        [ch]G[/ch]       [ch]Am[/ch]      [ch]D[/ch]\r\nALL MEN WITH MEMBERS MISUNDERSTOOD[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]                   [ch]G[/ch]  [ch]G/A[/ch]  [ch]G/Bb[/ch]  [ch]G/B[/ch]\r\nCOME JOIN THE BONER BROTHERHOOD![/tab]\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n  [ch]C[/ch]       [ch]Ab[/ch]  [ch]G[/ch]        [ch]G/B[/ch]\r\n[ch]A[/ch] [ch]D[/ch]ICK PIC, [ch]A[/ch] [ch]D[/ch]ICK PIC\r\n[tab]    [ch]C[/ch]     [ch]Ab[/ch]     [ch]G[/ch]    [ch]G/B[/ch]\r\nALL HAIL ETERNAL DICK PIC![/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]                     [ch]Eb[/ch]  [ch]G[/ch]\r\nDON’T THINK WE’RE ALL LUNATICS-[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]G[/ch]          [ch]G/A[/ch]  [ch]G/B[/ch]   [ch]C[/ch]         [ch]Ab[/ch]     [ch]G[/ch]       [ch]G/B[/ch]\r\nALL DUDES LOVE TEXTING    DICKS![/tab]\r\n\r\n[Interlude]\r\n[ch]C[/ch]       [ch]Ab[/ch]     [ch]G[/ch]        [ch]G/B[/ch]\r\n\r\n[Bridge]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]                [ch]Eb[/ch]        [ch]G[/ch]\r\nDON’T TELL US IT MAKES YOU SICK![/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]G[/ch]          [ch]G/A[/ch]  [ch]G/B[/ch]   [ch]C[/ch]         [ch]Ab[/ch]     [ch]G[/ch]       [ch]G/B[/ch]\r\nYOU MUST CHECK OUT  OUR   DICK![/tab]\r\n\r\n[Interlude]\r\n[ch]C[/ch]       [ch]Ab[/ch]     [ch]G[/ch]        [ch]G/B[/ch]\r\n\r\n[Bridge]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]                    [ch]Eb[/ch]\r\nSEXUAL HARRASSMENT’S NO PICNIC[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]     [ch]G[/ch]                  [ch]G/A[/ch]   [ch]G/B[/ch]   [ch]C[/ch]         [ch]Ab[/ch]     [ch]G[/ch]       [ch]G/B[/ch]   [ch]C[/ch] (FALSE ENDING)\r\nIT’S LOTS OF WORK TO DISTRI - BUTE  DICK![/tab]\r\n\r\n[Instrumental]\r\n[ch]G7[/ch]\r\n\r\n[Verse]\r\nDUSTIN\r\n[tab]  [ch]C[/ch]               [ch]Am[/ch]           [ch]F[/ch]             [ch]G[/ch]\r\nI FINANCED MY OWN START-UP; GOT MONEY BY THE TONS[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]             [ch]Am[/ch]       [ch]F[/ch]                 [ch]G[/ch]\r\nTOOK A VOW OF MODESTY; BOTH MY MOMS WERE NUNS[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]               [ch]G[/ch]                    [ch]Am[/ch]              [ch]D[/ch]\r\nLET’S GO GET DESSERT SOME TIME- I’LL SPRING FOR A LA MODE[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]F[/ch]                           [ch]G[/ch]\r\nI’LL PICK YOU UP AT 8 OR- WAIT A SECOND, HERE’S MY    CHODE![/tab]\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\nALL DUDES\r\n[tab]          [ch]C[/ch]        [ch]Ab[/ch]  [ch]G[/ch]         [ch]G/B[/ch]\r\n        A CHODE PIC, A CHODE PIC[/tab]\r\n[tab]               [ch]C[/ch]       [ch]Ab[/ch]    [ch]G[/ch]        [ch]G/B[/ch]\r\n        YOU’VE HIT THE MOTHERLOAD PIC![/tab]\r\n\r\nDUDE\r\n[tab]        [ch]F[/ch]              [ch]Eb[/ch]     [ch]G[/ch]\r\n        SOME ARE ODDLY REALLY THICK![/tab]\r\n\r\nALL DUDES\r\n[tab]          [ch]G[/ch]      [ch]G/A[/ch]  [ch]G/B[/ch]   [ch]C[/ch]\r\n        A SMORGASBORD OF    DICK![/tab]\r\n\r\n[Interlude]\r\n [ch]C[/ch]        [ch]Ab[/ch]  [ch]G[/ch]         [ch]G/B[/ch] x2\r\n\r\n[Outro]\r\n(an acapella choir arises in the final moments!)\r\n\r\n[ch]D[/ch]ICK [ch]D[/ch]ICK [ch]D[/ch]ICK [ch]D[/ch]ICK [ch]D[/ch]ICK\r\n\r\n[ch]D[/ch]ICK","plain_text":"MEG\nUgh fine. (types) Hi.\n\n[Intro]\nC   A7   D7   G\nC   A7   D7   G6 G+ G\n\nBRAM\nThanks for responding! Can I have your number? Tinder is so glitchy so it’s better if you give me your number.\n That’ll be better. Less glitchy than Tinder. Please give me your number.\n\nMEG\nHuh… sure…\n\nBRAM\n[Verse]\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus]\nALL DUDES\n          C       Ab  G          G/B\n        A DICK PIC, A DICK PIC-\n\n\nBRAM\n\n\nALL DUDES\n\n\n             C    Ab   G    G/B  (as needed)\n(underneath: DICK DICK DICK DICK…)\n\n[Verse]\nWILLY\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus]\nALL DUDES\n\n\n\nWILLY\n\n\nALL DUDES\n\n\n[Interlude]\nC  Ab  G\n\n[Bridge]\n\n\n\n[Interlude]\nA\n\nDUSTIN\nHere’s how you say penis in a lot of different languages!\n\n[Bridge]\n\nRomanian: Penis!\n\n\nAfrikaans: Penis!\n\n\nYiddish: Penis!\n\n[Interlude]\nC   C/G   C   C/G    C  C/B  C/A  C/G\n\n[Verse]\n\n\n\n\n\n[Interlude]\nC    Ab   G    G/B  x2\n\n[Verse]\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus]\n  C       Ab  G        G/B\nA DICK PIC, A DICK PIC\n\n\n\n\n[Interlude]\nC       Ab     G        G/B\n\n[Bridge]\n\n\n\n[Interlude]\nC       Ab     G        G/B\n\n[Bridge]\n\n\n\n\n[Instrumental]\nG7\n\n[Verse]\nDUSTIN\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus]\nALL DUDES\n\n\n\nDUDE\n\n\nALL DUDES\n\n\n[Interlude]\n C        Ab  G         G/B x2\n\n[Outro]\n(an acapella choir arises in the final moments!)\n\nDICK DICK DICK DICK DICK\n\nDICK","chords":["C","A7","D7","G","G6","G+","Am","F","D","A","Ab","G/B","Eb","G/A","G/Bb","Am7","D#dim","E7","Bb","B","C/G","C/B","C/A","G7"],"chord_diagrams":{"A":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,1,2,3,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,2,0]},"A7":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,1,0,2,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,0,2,0]},"Am":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,2,3,1,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,1,0]},"Am7":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,2,0,1,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,0,1,0]},"B":{"barres":[2],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,1,2,3,4,1],"frets":[-1,2,4,4,4,2]},"C":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,3,2,0,1,0],"frets":[0,3,2,0,1,0]},"C/G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[3,4,2,0,1,0],"frets":[3,3,2,0,1,0]},"D":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,1,3,2],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,2]},"D7":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,2,1,3],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,1,2]},"E7":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,0,1,0,0],"frets":[0,2,0,1,0,0]},"F":{"barres":[1],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[1,3,4,2,1,1],"frets":[1,3,3,2,1,1]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]},"G/B":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,1,0,0,0,2],"frets":[-1,2,0,0,0,3]},"G7":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[3,2,0,0,0,1],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,1]}}}