{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":2715672,"song":"The Dragons Retort","artist":"Brobdingnagian Bards","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11528256-the-dragons-retort-chords-by-brobdingnagian-bards/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/2715672?type=chord","rating":0.06199,"votes":0,"content":"[Intro]\r\n\r\n[tab]e|-3-1-0-----------0-|-1-----------1-|-3-1-0-----------0-|-1-----3-1-0----------|\r\nB|-------1-1-0-1-1---|---3-3-0-3-3---|-------1-1-0-1-1---|---3-3-------1-1-1----|\r\nG|-------------------|---------------|-------------------|----------------------|\r\nD|-------------------|---------------|-------------------|----------------------|\r\nA|-------------------|---------------|-------------------|----------------------|\r\nE|-------------------|---------------|-------------------|----------------------|[/tab]\r\n\r\n[ch]C[/ch] [ch]F[/ch] [ch]C[/ch] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]C[/ch]\r\n\r\n[Verse 1]\r\n[tab]    [ch]C[/ch]\r\nNow I am a dragon please listen to me[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]F[/ch]\r\nFor I am misunderstood to a dreadful degree[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]C[/ch]\r\nThis ecology needs me and I know my place[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]G[/ch]                        [ch]C[/ch]\r\nBut I'm fighting extinction with all my race[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]e|-3-1-0-----------0-|\r\nB|-------1-1-0-1-1---|\r\nG|-------------------|\r\nD|-------------------|\r\nA|-------------------|\r\nE|-------------------|[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse 2]\r\n[tab]        [ch]C[/ch]\r\nWell, I came to this village to better my health[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]F[/ch]\r\nWhich is shockingly poor despite all my wealth[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]C[/ch]\r\nBut I got no assistence and no sympathy[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]G[/ch]                       [ch]C[/ch]\r\nJust impertinent questioning shouted at me[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n[tab]    [ch]C[/ch]\r\nYes virgins taste better than those who are not[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]F[/ch]\r\nBut my favorite snack food with peril is fraught[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]C[/ch]\r\nFor my teeth will decay and my trim go to pot[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]G[/ch]                         [ch]C[/ch]\r\nYes virgins taste better than those who are not[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]e|-3-1-0-----------0-|-1-----------1-|-3-1-0-----------0-|-1-----3-1-0----------|\r\nB|-------1-1-0-1-1---|---3-3-0-3-3---|-------1-1-0-1-1---|---3-3-------1-1-1----|\r\nG|-------------------|---------------|-------------------|----------------------|\r\nD|-------------------|---------------|-------------------|----------------------|\r\nA|-------------------|---------------|-------------------|----------------------|\r\nE|-------------------|---------------|-------------------|----------------------|[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse 3]\r\n[tab]        [ch]C[/ch]\r\nNow I'm really quite kind through most of the year[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]F[/ch]\r\nVegetarian ways are now mine out of fear[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]C[/ch]\r\nBut a birthday needs sweets as I'm sure you'll agree[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]G[/ch]                           [ch]C[/ch]\r\nAnd barbequed wench tastes like candy to me[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]e|-3-1-0-----------0-|\r\nB|-------1-1-0-1-1---|\r\nG|-------------------|\r\nD|-------------------|\r\nA|-------------------|\r\nE|-------------------|[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse 4]\r\n[tab]      [ch]C[/ch]\r\nAs it happens our interests are almost the same[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]F[/ch]\r\nYou see I'm really quite skillful at managing game[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]C[/ch]\r\nIf I ate all your men, would your excess decline?[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]G[/ch]                               [ch]C[/ch]\r\nOf course not, the rest would just make better time[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]e|-3-1-0-----------0-|\r\nB|-------1-1-0-1-1---|\r\nG|-------------------|\r\nD|-------------------|\r\nA|-------------------|\r\nE|-------------------|[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n[tab]    [ch]C[/ch]\r\nYes virgins taste better than those who are not[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]F[/ch]\r\nBut my favorite snack food with peril is fraught[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]C[/ch]\r\nFor my teeth will decay and my trim go to pot[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]G[/ch]                         [ch]C[/ch]\r\nYes virgins taste better than those who are not[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]e|-3-1-0-----------0-|-1-----------1-|-3-1-0-----------0-|-1-----3-1-0----------|\r\nB|-------1-1-0-1-1---|---3-3-0-3-3---|-------1-1-0-1-1---|---3-3-------1-1-1----|\r\nG|-------------------|---------------|-------------------|----------------------|\r\nD|-------------------|---------------|-------------------|----------------------|\r\nA|-------------------|---------------|-------------------|----------------------|\r\nE|-------------------|---------------|-------------------|----------------------|[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Verse 5]\r\n[tab]        [ch]C[/ch]\r\nNow the number of babies a woman can bear[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]F[/ch]\r\nHas a limit and that's why my prunings done there[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]C[/ch]\r\nAnd an ophans a sad sight so when I munch[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]G[/ch]                    [ch]C[/ch]\r\nI'm careful to take only virgins to lunch[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n[tab]    [ch]C[/ch]\r\nYes virgins taste better than those who are not[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]F[/ch]\r\nBut my favorite snack food with peril is fraught[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]C[/ch]\r\nFor my teeth will decay and my trim go to pot[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]G[/ch]                         [ch]C[/ch]\r\nYes virgins taste better than those who are not[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n[tab]    [ch]C[/ch]\r\nYes virgins taste better than those who are not[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]F[/ch]\r\nBut my favorite snack food with peril is fraught[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]C[/ch]\r\nFor my teeth will decay and my trim go to pot[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]G[/ch]                         [ch]C[/ch]\r\nYes virgins taste better than those who are not[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Outro]\r\n\r\n[tab]e|-3-1-0-----------0-|-1-----------1-|-3-1-0-----------0-|-1-----3-1-0----------|\r\nB|-------1-1-0-1-1---|---3-3-0-3-3---|-------1-1-0-1-1---|---3-3-------1-1-1----|\r\nG|-------------------|---------------|-------------------|----------------------|\r\nD|-------------------|---------------|-------------------|----------------------|\r\nA|-------------------|---------------|-------------------|----------------------|\r\nE|-------------------|---------------|-------------------|----------------------|[/tab]","plain_text":"[Intro]\n\n\n\nC F C G C\n\n[Verse 1]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse 2]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse 3]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse 4]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse 5]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Outro]","chords":["B","G","D","A","E","C","F"],"chord_diagrams":{"C":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,3,2,0,1,0],"frets":[0,3,2,0,1,0]},"F":{"barres":[1],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[1,3,4,2,1,1],"frets":[1,3,3,2,1,1]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]}}}