{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":2714658,"song":"Greatest Comedian","artist":"Matt Maltese","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11528074-greatest-comedian-chords-by-matt-maltese/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/2714658?type=chord","rating":4.7986,"votes":12,"content":"[Intro]\r\n[ch]G#m[/ch] [ch]B[/ch] [ch]F#[/ch] (x3)\r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse 1]\r\n[tab] ([ch]F#[/ch])                   [ch]G#m[/ch]                    [ch]B[/ch]        [ch]F#[/ch]\r\nYou're the beauty, the stranger in the grocery store[/tab]\r\n[tab]                   [ch]G#m[/ch]     [ch]B[/ch]         [ch]F#[/ch]\r\nYou're the highest quality hardwood door[/tab]\r\n[tab]                 [ch]G#m[/ch]      [ch]B[/ch]        [ch]F#[/ch]\r\nYou're the final wartime piece of bread[/tab]\r\n[tab]                          [ch]G#m[/ch]       [ch]B[/ch]\r\nYou once told me that you hate the shaven head[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n[tab] [ch]F#[/ch]\r\nI want you so[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]G#m[/ch]            [ch]B[/ch]        [ch]F#[/ch]\r\nAnd God must be the greatest comedian I know[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]G#m[/ch]             [ch]F#[/ch]\r\nTo put you so far away[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]G#m[/ch]         [ch]B[/ch]        [ch]F#[/ch]\r\nHe put you so far away[/tab]\r\n\r\n[ch]G#m[/ch] [ch]B[/ch] [ch]F#[/ch]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse 2]\r\n[tab]  ([ch]F#[/ch])                  [ch]G#m[/ch]      [ch]B[/ch]     [ch]F#[/ch]\r\nThere are \"Davids\" and \"Janets\" everywhere[/tab]\r\n[tab]               [ch]G#m[/ch]           [ch]B[/ch]        [ch]F#[/ch]\r\nThere are juveniles with the blondest hair[/tab]\r\n[tab]                              [ch]G#m[/ch]      [ch]B[/ch]       [ch]F#[/ch]\r\nThere are cronies with their jobs and ties and cash[/tab]\r\n[tab]                       [ch]G#m[/ch]     [ch]B[/ch]\r\nThere are people like me - the whitest trash[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n[tab] [ch]F#[/ch]\r\nI want you so[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]G#m[/ch]            [ch]B[/ch]        [ch]F#[/ch]\r\nAnd God must be the greatest comedian I know[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]G#m[/ch]             [ch]F#[/ch]\r\nTo put you so far away[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]G#m[/ch]         [ch]B[/ch]        [ch]F#[/ch]\r\nHe put you so far away[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Bridge]\r\n[tab]  [ch]C#[/ch]\r\nI have heard[/tab]\r\n[tab]                 [ch]B[/ch]              [ch]F#[/ch]\r\nThat Jesus was a very handsome girl[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]C#[/ch]\r\nIf she were[/tab]\r\n[tab]                   [ch]B[/ch]                  [ch]F#[/ch]\r\nI'd bet she'd look something like you now[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]C#[/ch]\r\nI have heard[/tab]\r\n[tab]                 [ch]B[/ch]                   [ch]F#[/ch]\r\nThat some people think the Earth is flat[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]C#[/ch]\r\nBut if it were[/tab]\r\n[tab]                 [ch]B[/ch]        [ch]F#[/ch]\r\nHow come I don't see you anywhere[/tab]\r\n[tab]                 [ch]B[/ch]\r\nHow come I don't see you any-[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n[tab] [ch]F#[/ch]\r\nI want you so[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]G#m[/ch]            [ch]B[/ch]        [ch]F#[/ch]\r\nAnd God must be the greatest comedian I know[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]G#m[/ch]             [ch]F#[/ch]\r\nTo put you so far away[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]G#m[/ch]         [ch]B[/ch]        [ch]F#[/ch]\r\nHe put you so far away[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab] [ch]F#[/ch]\r\nI want you so[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]G#m[/ch]            [ch]B[/ch]        [ch]F#[/ch]\r\nAnd God must be the greatest comedian I know[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]G#m[/ch]             [ch]F#[/ch]\r\nTo put you so far away[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]G#m[/ch]         [ch]B[/ch]        [ch]F#[/ch]\r\nHe put you so far away[/tab]","plain_text":"[Intro]\nG#m B F# (x3)\n\n\n[Verse 1]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus]\n\n\n\n\n\nG#m B F#\n\n\n[Verse 2]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Bridge]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus]","chords":["G#m","B","F#","C#"],"chord_diagrams":{"B":{"barres":[2],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,1,2,3,4,1],"frets":[-1,2,4,4,4,2]}}}