{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":2709987,"song":"Do Virgins Taste Better","artist":"Brobdingnagian Bards","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11527428-do-virgins-taste-better-chords-by-brobdingnagian-bards/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/2709987?type=chord","rating":0,"votes":0,"content":"[Verse 1]\r\n[tab]    [ch]G[/ch]\r\nA dragon has come to our village today[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]C[/ch]\r\nWe have asked him to leave, but he won't go away[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]G[/ch]\r\nNow he's met with our king, and they've made out a deal[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]D[/ch]                           [ch]C[/ch]             [ch]G[/ch]\r\nNo homes will he burn, and no crops will he steal[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]G[/ch]\r\nNow there is but one catch, we dislike it a bunch[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]C[/ch]\r\nTwice a year he invites him a virgin to lunch[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]G[/ch]\r\nWe have no other choice, so the deal we'll respect[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]D[/ch]                   [ch]C[/ch]          [ch]G[/ch]\r\nWe can't help but wonder and pause to reflect[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n[tab]       [ch]G[/ch]\r\nDo virgins taste better than those who are not?[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]C[/ch]\r\nAre they salty or sweet or more juicy or what?[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]G[/ch]\r\nDo you savor them slowly, gulp them down on the spot?[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]D[/ch]                          [ch]C[/ch]            [ch]G[/ch]\r\nDo virgins taste better than those who are not?[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Verse 2]\r\n[tab]          [ch]G[/ch]\r\nNow we'd like to be shed you, and many have tried[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]C[/ch]\r\nBut no one can get through your thick scaly hide[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]G[/ch]\r\nWe hope that some day, some brave knight will come by[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]D[/ch]                             [ch]C[/ch]           [ch]G[/ch]\r\n'Cause we can't wait around 'til you're too fat to fly[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]G[/ch]\r\nNow you have such good taste in your women for sure[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]C[/ch]\r\nThey always are pretty, always are pure[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]G[/ch]\r\nBut you're notion of dining it makes us all flinch[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]D[/ch]                  [ch]C[/ch]         [ch]G[/ch]\r\nYou're favorite entree is barbecued wench (mine too!)[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n[tab]       [ch]G[/ch]\r\nDo virgins taste better than those who are not?[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]C[/ch]\r\nAre they salty or sweet or more juicy or what?[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]G[/ch]\r\nDo you savor them slowly, gulp them down on the spot?[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]D[/ch]                          [ch]C[/ch]            [ch]G[/ch]\r\nDo virgins taste better than those who are not?[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Verse 3]\r\n[tab]       [ch]G[/ch]\r\nNow I found a solution, it works out so neat[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]C[/ch]\r\nIf you insist on nothing but virgins to eat[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]G[/ch]\r\nNo more will our number ever grow small[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]D[/ch]                          [ch]C[/ch]         [ch]G[/ch]\r\nWe'll simply make sure theres no virgins at all[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n[tab]       [ch]G[/ch]\r\nDo virgins taste better than those who are not?[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]C[/ch]\r\nAre they salty or sweet or more juicy or what?[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]G[/ch]\r\nDo you savor them slowly, gulp them down on the spot?[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]D[/ch]                          [ch]C[/ch]            [ch]G[/ch]\r\nDo virgins taste better than those who are not?[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse 4]\r\n[tab]     [ch]G[/ch]\r\nNow, I am a dragon, please listen to me[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]C[/ch]\r\nFor I'm misunderstood to a dreadful degree[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]G[/ch]\r\nThis ecology needs me and I know my place[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]D[/ch]                       [ch]C[/ch]          [ch]G[/ch]\r\nBut I'm fighting extinction with all of my race[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]G[/ch]\r\nWell, I came to this village to better my health[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]C[/ch]\r\nWhich is shockingly poor, despite all my wealth[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]G[/ch]\r\nBut I get no assistance and no sympathy[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]D[/ch]                      [ch]C[/ch]         [ch]G[/ch]\r\nJust impertinent questioning shouted at me[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Chorus 2]\r\n[tab]      [ch]G[/ch]\r\nYes, virgins taste better than those who are not[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]C[/ch]\r\nBut my favorite snack food with peril is fraught[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]G[/ch]\r\nFor my teeth will decay and my trim go to pot[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]D[/ch]                          [ch]C[/ch]            [ch]G[/ch]\r\nYet virgins taste better than those who are not[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Verse 5]\r\n[tab]           [ch]G[/ch]\r\nWell, I'm really quite good almost all through the year[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]C[/ch]\r\nVegetarian ways are now mine out of fear[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]G[/ch]\r\nBut a birthday needs sweets as I'm sure you'll agree[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]D[/ch]                           [ch]C[/ch]        [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAnd barbecued wench tastes like candy to me![/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAs it happens our interests are almost the same[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]C[/ch]\r\nFor I'm really quite skillful at managing game[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]G[/ch]\r\nIf I ate just your men, would your excess decline?[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]D[/ch]                               [ch]C[/ch]           [ch]G[/ch]\r\nOf course not, the rest would just make better time[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Chorus 2]\r\n[tab]      [ch]G[/ch]\r\nYes, virgins taste better than those who are not[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]C[/ch]\r\nBut my favorite snack food with peril is fraught[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]G[/ch]\r\nFor my teeth will decay and my trim go to pot[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]D[/ch]                          [ch]C[/ch]            [ch]G[/ch]\r\nYet virgins taste better than those who are not[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Verse 6]\r\n[tab]         [ch]G[/ch]\r\nBut the number of babies a woman can bear[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]C[/ch]\r\nHas a limit, and that's why my pruning's done there[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]G[/ch]\r\nYet an orphan's a sad sight and so when I munch[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]D[/ch]                    [ch]C[/ch]           [ch]G[/ch]\r\nI'm careful to take only virgins for lunch[/tab]","plain_text":"[Verse 1]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus]\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse 2]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus]\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse 3]\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse 4]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus 2]\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse 5]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus 2]\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse 6]","chords":["G","A","C","D"],"chord_diagrams":{"C":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,3,2,0,1,0],"frets":[0,3,2,0,1,0]},"D":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,1,3,2],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,2]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]}}}