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Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":2694129,"song":"The Loo Break Song","artist":"Martin Pearson","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11525108-the-loo-break-song-chords-by-martin-pearson/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/2694129?type=chord","rating":0.11221,"votes":0,"content":"The Loo Break Song\r\nMartin Pearson\r\nThe Unfinished Spelling Errors of Bolkein (2004)\r\nTTTO: The Battle Hymn of the Republic.\r\n\r\n[Verse 1]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nMy eyes have seen the glory of the return of the king,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                                   [ch]G[/ch]                [ch]D7[/ch]\r\nIt was three long hours of movie to destroy a single ring.[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                                         [ch]B7[/ch]              [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nBut my bladder would be gladder if they'd melt the bloody thing,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]            [ch]D7[/ch]      [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAnd bring the credits on.[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nOh, good lord I need a loo break,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                      [ch]G[/ch]\r\nOh, good lord I need a loo break,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                      [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nOh, good lord I need a loo break,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]                 [ch]D7[/ch]      [ch]G[/ch]\r\nBut the film keeps rolling on.[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Verse 2]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nIt started many years ago, when Sauron ruled the land,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                             [ch]G[/ch]                 [ch]D7[/ch]\r\nBut Gil-Galad and Isuldur set out to thwart his plan.[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                              [ch]B7[/ch]              [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nYoung Isuldur defeated him and cut of half his hand,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]            [ch]D7[/ch]      [ch]G[/ch]\r\nBut the film keeps rolling on.[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Verse 3]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nMuch later on in Mount Doom where the hobbits come at last,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                                       [ch]G[/ch]               [ch]D7[/ch]\r\nFrodo gives Smeagol the finger and then Gollum gets the shaft.[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                                   [ch]B7[/ch]                      [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nThe ring and he both melted, how we clapped and cheered and laughed,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]            [ch]D7[/ch]      [ch]G[/ch]\r\nBut the film keeps rolling on.[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nOh, good lord I need a loo break,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                      [ch]G[/ch]\r\nOh, good lord I need a loo break,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                      [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nOh, good lord I need a loo break,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]                 [ch]D7[/ch]      [ch]G[/ch]\r\nBut the film keeps rolling on.[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Verse 4]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nOutside now on Oroduin, with lava at their back,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                             [ch]G[/ch]               [ch]D7[/ch]\r\nThey're suffering suffocation and a sentiment attack.[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                                   [ch]B7[/ch]           [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nThe Hobbits fade to silence as the film fades to black,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]                 [ch]D7[/ch]     [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAnd I thought that it was done.[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Verse 5]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nBut the film flickers on again, my bladder gives a scream,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                                   [ch]G[/ch]                 [ch]D7[/ch]\r\nThe eagles come and rescue them and they rejoin their team.[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                            [ch]B7[/ch]                   [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nA happy ending after all, at least that's what it seems,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]                 [ch]D7[/ch]      [ch]G[/ch]\r\nBut the film keeps rolling on.[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nOh, good lord I need a loo break,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                      [ch]G[/ch]\r\nOh, good lord I need a loo break,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                      [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nOh, good lord I need a loo break,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]                 [ch]D7[/ch]      [ch]G[/ch]\r\nBut the film keeps rolling on.[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Verse 6]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nBack again in gondor and the king sings to his folks,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                            [ch]G[/ch]             [ch]D7[/ch]\r\nThese many movie endings are kind of cruel hoax.[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                                 [ch]B7[/ch]                [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nI wish I hadn't drunk those extra king-sized Hobbit cokes,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]                 [ch]D7[/ch]      [ch]G[/ch]\r\nBut the film keeps rolling on.[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Verse 7]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nArwen meets her king and it's exactly as she feared,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                                      [ch]G[/ch]                  [ch]D7[/ch]\r\nShe told him to get shaved, instead the mongrel's grown a beard.[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                                 [ch]B7[/ch]                [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nBut finally, finale, and the Hobbits are all cheered,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]                 [ch]D7[/ch]      [ch]G[/ch]\r\nBut the film keeps rolling on.[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nOh, good lord I need a loo break,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                      [ch]G[/ch]\r\nOh, good lord I need a loo break,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                      [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nOh, good lord I need a loo break,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]                 [ch]D7[/ch]      [ch]G[/ch]\r\nBut the film keeps rolling on.[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Verse 8]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nAnother day, another place, we're back now in The Shire,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                                    [ch]G[/ch]             [ch]D7[/ch]\r\nMy back teeth are now floating and I think I might expire.[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                                       [ch]B7[/ch]          [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nFrodo finished his book and tells young Sam he must retire,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]                 [ch]D7[/ch]      [ch]G[/ch]\r\nBut the film keeps rolling on.[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Verse 9]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nDown to The Grey Havens where the swan proud ships all float,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                                       [ch]G[/ch]               [ch]D7[/ch]\r\nFrodo says his last farewells while the hobbits sob and dote.[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                                           [ch]B7[/ch]                [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nBut my bladders sreaming \"Stop the hugging, board the fucking boat!\",[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]                 [ch]D7[/ch]      [ch]G[/ch]\r\nBut the film keeps rolling on.[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nOh, good lord I need a loo break,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                      [ch]G[/ch]\r\nOh, good lord I need a loo break,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                      [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nOh, good lord I need a loo break,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]                 [ch]D7[/ch]      [ch]G[/ch]\r\nBut the film keeps rolling on.[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Verse 10]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nAnd finally when everybody's sailed across the sea,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                                   [ch]G[/ch]                [ch]D7[/ch]\r\nI've lost the will to live and I've forgotten how to pee.[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                                        [ch]B7[/ch]                 [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nAnd from the mad dash to the exits I can tell it's not just me,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]             [ch]D7[/ch]     [ch]G[/ch]\r\nThis film is...rather long.[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Verse 11]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nOh, great lord of the Valar, grant us all your godly powers,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                                  [ch]G[/ch]         [ch]D7[/ch]\r\nHave pity on our bladders when the DVD's are ours.[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                                    [ch]B7[/ch]                   [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nThe three extended versions will be something like twelve hours,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]           [ch]D7[/ch]     [ch]G[/ch]\r\nThis film is rather long.[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Bridge]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nSo when Frodo goes walking with three of his folks,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A7[/ch]\r\nand joins in a quest with another five blokes,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]\r\nand Gimli is telling his dwarf-tossing jokes,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nand Gandalf is killed by a big thing that smokes,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G#[/ch]\r\nGaladrial asks what a mirror revokes,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Bb7[/ch]\r\nSauruman's sacked by militant oaks,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Eb[/ch]\r\nIt's raining in Rohan and Legolas soaks,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G#[/ch]\r\nMerry and Pippin are puffing down tokes,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]\r\nFaramir bites when his daddy provokes,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]B7[/ch]\r\nGollum is planning his homicide hoax,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]\r\nRohan is riding and Theoden croaks,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]\r\nAnd Éowyn's handing out terminal pokes,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nWhen Frodo succeeds in the ultimate act,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]                         [ch]D7[/ch]\r\nJust remember your urinal-genital tract...[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nAnd don't forget to have loo break,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                    [ch]G[/ch]\r\nDon't forget to have loo break,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                    [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nDon't forget to have loo break,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]           [ch]D7[/ch]      [ch]G[/ch]\r\nThis film is rather long.[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Outro]\r\n[tab]         [ch]G[/ch]\r\n(spoken) One more time now![/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nAnd don't forget to have loo break,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                    [ch]G[/ch]\r\nDon't forget to have loo break,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                    [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nDon't forget to have loo break,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]           [ch]D7[/ch]      [ch]G[/ch]\r\nThis film is rather long.[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]           [ch]D7[/ch]      [ch]G[/ch]\r\nThis film is rather long.[/tab]","plain_text":"The Loo Break Song\nMartin Pearson\nThe Unfinished Spelling Errors of Bolkein (2004)\nTTTO: The Battle Hymn of the Republic.\n\n[Verse 1]\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus]\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse 2]\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse 3]\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus]\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse 4]\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse 5]\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus]\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse 6]\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse 7]\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus]\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse 8]\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse 9]\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus]\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse 10]\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse 11]\n\n\n\n\n\n[Bridge]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus]\n\n\n\n\n\n[Outro]","chords":["G","C","D7","B7","Em","Am","A","A7","D","G#","Bb7","Eb","E"],"chord_diagrams":{"A":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,1,2,3,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,2,0]},"A7":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,1,0,2,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,0,2,0]},"Am":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,2,3,1,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,1,0]},"B7":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,1,3,0,4],"frets":[-1,2,1,2,0,2]},"C":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,3,2,0,1,0],"frets":[0,3,2,0,1,0]},"D":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,1,3,2],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,2]},"D7":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,2,1,3],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,1,2]},"E":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,3,1,0,0],"frets":[0,2,2,1,0,0]},"Em":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,3,0,0,0],"frets":[0,2,2,0,0,0]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]}}}