{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":2667834,"song":"Commentary - Moist","artist":"Misc Musicals","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11521372-commentary-moist-chords-by-misc-musicals/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/2667834?type=chord","rating":0,"votes":0,"content":"[Verse 1]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                  [ch]A[/ch]\r\nNobody wants to be moist[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]                     [ch]G[/ch]\r\nA bunch of overactive pores[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]          [ch]G[/ch]       [ch]C[/ch]\r\nI struggle opening doors[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nAnd I lose every tug of war[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                  [ch]A[/ch]\r\nNobody wants to be wet[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]                       [ch]G[/ch]\r\nThough sweet soul I do secrete[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]           [ch]G[/ch]                       [ch]C[/ch]\r\nCan’t make damp fingers snap to the beat[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n[tab]     [ch]F[/ch]\r\nThe microphone is dripping[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]Bdim7[/ch]\r\nMy baritone is slipping[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]C[/ch]                                 [ch]A[/ch]\r\nA rhyme into this line I’ll have to foist[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]         [ch]G[/ch]          [ch]C[/ch]\r\nNobody wants to be moist[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse 2]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                   [ch]A[/ch]\r\nNobody wants to be moist[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]                           [ch]G[/ch]\r\nThough on the dance floor I glide[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]             [ch]G[/ch]     [ch]C[/ch]\r\nOn stairs I’m petrified[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\n(That’s how Harry Wismer died)[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                   [ch]A[/ch]\r\nNobody wants to be soaked[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]                   [ch]G[/ch]\r\nThough it is with a graceful ease[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]            [ch]G[/ch]                  [ch]C[/ch]\r\nI deduce in which way blows the breeze[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n[tab]   [ch]F[/ch]\r\nOh sure I have the power[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]Bdim7[/ch]\r\nTo make paste from a powder[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]C[/ch]                           [ch]A[/ch]\r\nBut last time I did that no one rejoiced[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]       [ch]G[/ch]           [ch]C[/ch]\r\nNobody wants to be moist[/tab]\r\n\r\n(Spoken: What's that, Mother? A solo? OK....)\r\n\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n[tab]   [ch]F[/ch]\r\nA man so ancillary[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]Bdim7[/ch]\r\nMy little song is buried[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]C[/ch]                         [ch]A[/ch]\r\nNot till the Commentary is it voiced[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]      [ch]G[/ch]\r\nNobody wants to be[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]      [ch]G[/ch]\r\nNobody wants to be[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]       [ch]G[/ch]          [ch]C[/ch]\r\nNobody wants to be moist[/tab]","plain_text":"[Verse 1]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse 2]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus]\n\n\n\n\n\n(Spoken: What's that, Mother? A solo? OK....)\n\n\n[Chorus]","chords":["C","A","F","G","Bdim7"],"chord_diagrams":{"A":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,1,2,3,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,2,0]},"C":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,3,2,0,1,0],"frets":[0,3,2,0,1,0]},"F":{"barres":[1],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[1,3,4,2,1,1],"frets":[1,3,3,2,1,1]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]}}}