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Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":2561850,"song":"Away With Rum","artist":"Misc Traditional","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11515139-away-with-rum-chords-by-misc-traditional/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/2561850?type=chord","rating":0,"votes":0,"content":"[Verse 1]\r\n[tab]      [ch]G[/ch]                         [ch]D7[/ch]           [ch]G[/ch]\r\nWe're coming, we're coming, our brave little band,[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                   [ch]D7[/ch]          [ch]G[/ch]\r\nOn the right side of temperance we do take our stand.[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]D7[/ch]         [ch]G[/ch]                    [ch]G[/ch]\r\nWe don't use tobacco because we do think[/tab]\r\n[tab]                               [ch]D7[/ch]        [ch]G[/ch]\r\nThat the people who use it are likely to drink.[/tab]\r\n\r\n   [Chorus]\r\n[tab]      [ch]G[/ch]\r\n     Away, away with rum, by gum,[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]D7[/ch]              [ch]G[/ch]\r\n     With rum by gum with rum, by gum.[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]D7[/ch]                    [ch]G[/ch]\r\n     The song of the Temperence Union.[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse 2]\r\n[tab]   [ch]G[/ch]                     [ch]D7[/ch]          [ch]G[/ch]\r\nWe never touch honey, it turns into mead,[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                 [ch]D7[/ch]            [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAnd stealing from insects is the worst sort of greed[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]D7[/ch]        [ch]G[/ch]                [ch]G[/ch]\r\nOh can you imagine a man with DTs[/tab]\r\n[tab]                           [ch]D7[/ch]         [ch]G[/ch]\r\nPursued by a swarm of mad, pink bumblebees?[/tab]\r\n\r\n   [Chorus]\r\n[tab]      [ch]G[/ch]\r\n     Away, away with rum, by gum,[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]D7[/ch]              [ch]G[/ch]\r\n     With rum by gum with rum, by gum.[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]D7[/ch]                    [ch]G[/ch]\r\n     The song of the Temperence Union.[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse 3]\r\n[tab]   [ch]G[/ch]                        [ch]D7[/ch]        [ch]G[/ch]\r\nWe never use lotion when we shave our chins[/tab]\r\n[tab]                           [ch]D7[/ch]      [ch]G[/ch]\r\nCause osmosis lets all the alcohol in[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]D7[/ch]               [ch]G[/ch]           [ch]G[/ch]\r\nCan you imagine what people will say[/tab]\r\n[tab]                              [ch]D7[/ch]             [ch]G[/ch]\r\nWhen you're under the basin, osmosed for the day?[/tab]\r\n\r\n   [Chorus]\r\n[tab]      [ch]G[/ch]\r\n     Away, away with rum, by gum,[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]D7[/ch]              [ch]G[/ch]\r\n     With rum by gum with rum, by gum.[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]D7[/ch]                    [ch]G[/ch]\r\n     The song of the Temperence Union.[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse 4]\r\n[tab]   [ch]G[/ch]                     [ch]D7[/ch]           [ch]G[/ch]\r\nWe never eat chocolate because it has nuts[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                   [ch]D7[/ch]       [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAnd the least little bite turns a girl to a slut[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]D7[/ch]      [ch]G[/ch]                 [ch]G[/ch]\r\nOh can you imagine a sorrier mess[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                 [ch]D7[/ch]        [ch]G[/ch]\r\nThan a girl eating chocolate and trying to undress?[/tab]\r\n\r\n   [Chorus]\r\n[tab]      [ch]G[/ch]\r\n     Away, away with rum, by gum,[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]D7[/ch]              [ch]G[/ch]\r\n     With rum by gum with rum, by gum.[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]D7[/ch]                    [ch]G[/ch]\r\n     The song of the Temperence Union.[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse 5]\r\n[tab]   [ch]G[/ch]                         [ch]D7[/ch]      [ch]G[/ch]\r\nWe never eat peaches because they ferment[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                  [ch]D7[/ch]           [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAnd a peach will ferment with the least little dent[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]D7[/ch]         [ch]G[/ch]              [ch]G[/ch]\r\nOh can you imagine a sorrier sight[/tab]\r\n[tab]                          [ch]D7[/ch]            [ch]G[/ch]\r\nThan a man eating peaches until he gets tight?[/tab]\r\n\r\n   [Chorus]\r\n[tab]      [ch]G[/ch]\r\n     Away, away with rum, by gum,[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]D7[/ch]              [ch]G[/ch]\r\n     With rum by gum with rum, by gum.[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]D7[/ch]                    [ch]G[/ch]\r\n     The song of the Temperence Union.[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse 6]\r\n[tab]   [ch]G[/ch]                          [ch]D7[/ch]        [ch]G[/ch]\r\nOh we-ee have Viceroy for the ma-an who thinks[/tab]\r\n[tab]                           [ch]D7[/ch]        [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAnd we-ee have Ban for the man who stinks[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]D7[/ch]          [ch]G[/ch]                          [ch]G[/ch]\r\nBut thinking and stinking they don't bother me[/tab]\r\n[tab]                         [ch]D7[/ch]       [ch]G[/ch]\r\nI take care of both with Te-e-ton Tea![/tab]\r\n\r\n   [Chorus]\r\n[tab]      [ch]G[/ch]\r\n     Away, away with rum, by gum,[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]D7[/ch]              [ch]G[/ch]\r\n     With rum by gum with rum, by gum.[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]D7[/ch]                    [ch]G[/ch]\r\n     The song of the Temperence Union.[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse 7]\r\n[tab]   [ch]G[/ch]                                  [ch]D7[/ch]           [ch]G[/ch]\r\nWe don't drink Coke or Pepsi, they're made from cocaine,[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                     [ch]D7[/ch]        [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAnd you might as well shoot it right into your vein.[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]D7[/ch]        [ch]G[/ch]               [ch]G[/ch]\r\nOh, can you imagine a sorrier bind[/tab]\r\n[tab]                              [ch]D7[/ch]           [ch]G[/ch]\r\nThan rotting your teeth while blowing your mind.[/tab]\r\n\r\n   [Chorus]\r\n[tab]      [ch]G[/ch]\r\n     Away, away with rum, by gum,[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]D7[/ch]              [ch]G[/ch]\r\n     With rum by gum with rum, by gum.[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]D7[/ch]                    [ch]G[/ch]\r\n     The song of the Temperence Union.[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse 8]\r\n[tab]   [ch]G[/ch]                        [ch]D7[/ch]           [ch]G[/ch]\r\nWe never drop tea, cause it comes from a pot,[/tab]\r\n[tab]                          [ch]D7[/ch]        [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAnd that could be evil as likely as not,[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]D7[/ch]             [ch]G[/ch]                          [ch]G[/ch]\r\nWe don't mind the taste, but it's really bad news,[/tab]\r\n[tab]                               [ch]D7[/ch]         [ch]G[/ch]\r\nTo get busted for holding what Tom Lipton brews.[/tab]\r\n\r\n   [Chorus]\r\n[tab]      [ch]G[/ch]\r\n     Away, away with rum, by gum,[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]D7[/ch]              [ch]G[/ch]\r\n     With rum by gum with rum, by gum.[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]D7[/ch]                    [ch]G[/ch]\r\n     The song of the Temperence Union.[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse 9]\r\n[tab]   [ch]G[/ch]                            [ch]D7[/ch]            [ch]G[/ch]\r\nWe don't step on grapes because that's making wine,[/tab]\r\n[tab]                             [ch]D7[/ch]       [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAnd one single stomp turns a man to a swine.[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]D7[/ch]            [ch]G[/ch]        [ch]G[/ch]\r\nCan you imagine a fouler defeat,[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                [ch]D7[/ch]          [ch]G[/ch]\r\nThan a man getting stonkered by licking his feet?[/tab]\r\n\r\n   [Chorus]\r\n[tab]      [ch]G[/ch]\r\n     Away, away with rum, by gum,[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]D7[/ch]              [ch]G[/ch]\r\n     With rum by gum with rum, by gum.[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]D7[/ch]                    [ch]G[/ch]\r\n     The song of the Temperence Union.[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse 10]\r\n[tab]     [ch]G[/ch]                       [ch]D7[/ch]         [ch]G[/ch]\r\nShun girls who are witty and pretty and kind[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                 [ch]D7[/ch]           [ch]G[/ch]\r\nThere's nothing like love for corrupting your mind.[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]D7[/ch]             [ch]G[/ch]                    [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAt least in -our- circle it just isn't done[/tab]\r\n[tab]                          [ch]D7[/ch]          [ch]G[/ch]\r\nOur kids are adopted; we -never- have fun.[/tab]\r\n\r\n   [Chorus]\r\n[tab]      [ch]G[/ch]\r\n     Away, away with rum, by gum,[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]D7[/ch]              [ch]G[/ch]\r\n     With rum by gum with rum, by gum.[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]D7[/ch]                    [ch]G[/ch]\r\n     The song of the Temperence Union.[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse 11]\r\n[tab]   [ch]G[/ch]                      [ch]D7[/ch]               [ch]G[/ch]\r\nWe don't buy any cereal because its called mush[/tab]\r\n[tab]                            [ch]D7[/ch]       [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAnd one little bite turns a kid to a lush[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]D7[/ch]        [ch]G[/ch]                   [ch]G[/ch]\r\nOh, can you imagine the pain of a Ma[/tab]\r\n[tab]                           [ch]D7[/ch]            [ch]G[/ch]\r\nTo watch little Junior act just like his Pa![/tab]\r\n\r\n   [Chorus]\r\n[tab]      [ch]G[/ch]\r\n     Away, away with rum, by gum,[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]D7[/ch]              [ch]G[/ch]\r\n     With rum by gum with rum, by gum.[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]D7[/ch]                    [ch]G[/ch]\r\n     The song of the Temperence Union.[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse 12]\r\n[tab]   [ch]G[/ch]                         [ch]D7[/ch]               [ch]G[/ch]\r\nWe don't take any rub-downs, stiff muscles to cure[/tab]\r\n[tab]                        [ch]D7[/ch]       [ch]G[/ch]\r\nBecause alcohol turns a man to a boor[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]D7[/ch]         [ch]G[/ch]              [ch]G[/ch]\r\nO, can you imagine a sorrier fate:[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                      [ch]D7[/ch]             [ch]G[/ch]\r\nThan a man getting mass-aged 'till he can't stand up straight?[/tab]\r\n\r\n   [Chorus]\r\n[tab]      [ch]G[/ch]\r\n     Away, away with rum, by gum,[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]D7[/ch]              [ch]G[/ch]\r\n     With rum by gum with rum, by gum.[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]D7[/ch]                    [ch]G[/ch]\r\n     The song of the Temperence Union.[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse 13]\r\n[tab]   [ch]G[/ch]                        [ch]D7[/ch]              [ch]G[/ch]\r\nWe don't allow backrubs, we think they're a crime[/tab]\r\n[tab]                               [ch]D7[/ch]         [ch]G[/ch]\r\nWe will always condemn them in song or in rhyme[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]D7[/ch]                 [ch]G[/ch]                   [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAn alcohol backrub is worse than straight gin:[/tab]\r\n[tab]                             [ch]D7[/ch]                 [ch]G[/ch]\r\nWhen you think of the liquor absorbed thru your skin![/tab]\r\n\r\n   [Chorus]\r\n[tab]      [ch]G[/ch]\r\n     Away, away with rum, by gum,[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]D7[/ch]              [ch]G[/ch]\r\n     With rum by gum with rum, by gum.[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]D7[/ch]                    [ch]G[/ch]\r\n     The song of the Temperence Union.[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse 14]\r\n[tab]   [ch]G[/ch]                      [ch]D7[/ch]            [ch]G[/ch]\r\nWe don't watch television because its a sin[/tab]\r\n[tab]                         [ch]D7[/ch]           [ch]G[/ch]\r\nTo exhibit the body of a nude Rin-Tin-Tin[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]D7[/ch]            [ch]G[/ch]                        [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAnd all those bad cowboys a-shooting their guns![/tab]\r\n[tab]                               [ch]D7[/ch]          [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAnd a-shooting again when they show the re-runs![/tab]\r\n\r\n   [Chorus]\r\n[tab]      [ch]G[/ch]\r\n     Away, away with rum, by gum,[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]D7[/ch]              [ch]G[/ch]\r\n     With rum by gum with rum, by gum.[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]D7[/ch]                    [ch]G[/ch]\r\n     The song of the Temperence Union.[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse 15]\r\n[tab]         [ch]G[/ch]                     [ch]D7[/ch]         [ch]G[/ch]\r\nWhen you go out dining, you're tempted to eat[/tab]\r\n[tab]                        [ch]D7[/ch]    [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAll the delicacies on a menu elite[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]D7[/ch]          [ch]G[/ch]                        [ch]G[/ch]\r\nRemember this warning, on wine we've a ban;[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                 [ch]D7[/ch]          [ch]G[/ch]\r\nTry spaghetti and meatballs and -not- coq au vin![/tab]\r\n\r\n   [Chorus]\r\n[tab]      [ch]G[/ch]\r\n     Away, away with rum, by gum,[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]D7[/ch]              [ch]G[/ch]\r\n     With rum by gum with rum, by gum.[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]D7[/ch]                    [ch]G[/ch]\r\n     The song of the Temperence Union.[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse 16]\r\n[tab]   [ch]G[/ch]                              [ch]D7[/ch]           [ch]G[/ch]\r\nWe never drink milk, that's where kumiss comes from[/tab]\r\n[tab]                         [ch]D7[/ch]        [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAnd one tiny sip makes a Mongoloid bum![/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]D7[/ch]                [ch]G[/ch]         [ch]G[/ch]\r\nOh, can you imagine a sadder disgrace[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                     [ch]D7[/ch]          [ch]G[/ch]\r\nThan a stone blind drunk Mongol with milk on his face?[/tab]\r\n\r\n   [Chorus]\r\n[tab]      [ch]G[/ch]\r\n     Away, away with rum, by gum,[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]D7[/ch]              [ch]G[/ch]\r\n     With rum by gum with rum, by gum.[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]D7[/ch]                    [ch]G[/ch]\r\n     The song of the Temperence Union.[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse 17]\r\n[tab]   [ch]G[/ch]                      [ch]D7[/ch]             [ch]G[/ch]\r\nWe never touch coffee, it makes our eyes gleam[/tab]\r\n[tab]                              [ch]D7[/ch]          [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAt least, when they add irish whiskey and cream[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]D7[/ch]                [ch]G[/ch]          [ch]G[/ch]\r\nOh, can you imagine a fate so unkind[/tab]\r\n[tab]                               [ch]D7[/ch]        [ch]G[/ch]\r\nThan slugging down coffee, and getting stone-blind?[/tab]\r\n\r\n   [Chorus]\r\n[tab]      [ch]G[/ch]\r\n     Away, away with rum, by gum,[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]D7[/ch]              [ch]G[/ch]\r\n     With rum by gum with rum, by gum.[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]D7[/ch]                    [ch]G[/ch]\r\n     The song of the Temperence Union.[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse 18]\r\n[tab]      [ch]G[/ch]                  [ch]D7[/ch]        [ch]G[/ch]\r\nSince eggnog is evil, we never eat eggs[/tab]\r\n[tab]                            [ch]D7[/ch]               [ch]G[/ch]\r\nGive way to one sin and who knows what comes neggst?[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]D7[/ch]                   [ch]G[/ch]         [ch]G[/ch]\r\nThere might be excuses for brandy or gin[/tab]\r\n[tab]                     [ch]D7[/ch]              [ch]G[/ch]\r\nBut who wants DTs on account of some hen?[/tab]\r\n\r\n   [Chorus]\r\n[tab]      [ch]G[/ch]\r\n     Away, away with rum, by gum,[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]D7[/ch]              [ch]G[/ch]\r\n     With rum by gum with rum, by gum.[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]D7[/ch]                    [ch]G[/ch]\r\n     The song of the Temperence Union.[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse 19]\r\n[tab]   [ch]G[/ch]                        [ch]D7[/ch]          [ch]G[/ch]\r\nWe wish you'd avoid putting ice in your drink[/tab]\r\n[tab]                             [ch]D7[/ch]         [ch]G[/ch]\r\nIt harms your intestines and palate, we think[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]D7[/ch]                  [ch]G[/ch]           [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAnd if you escape that, it still isn't nice[/tab]\r\n[tab]                       [ch]D7[/ch]           [ch]G[/ch]\r\nTo wake up hung over because of bad ice![/tab]\r\n\r\n   [Chorus]\r\n[tab]      [ch]G[/ch]\r\n     Away, away with rum, by gum,[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]D7[/ch]              [ch]G[/ch]\r\n     With rum by gum with rum, by gum.[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]D7[/ch]                    [ch]G[/ch]\r\n     The song of the Temperence Union.[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse 20]\r\n[tab]   [ch]G[/ch]                       [ch]D7[/ch]          [ch]G[/ch]\r\nWe never drink water, they mix it with gin[/tab]\r\n[tab]                          [ch]D7[/ch]            [ch]G[/ch]\r\nJust one little sip and a man starts to grin[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]D7[/ch]         [ch]G[/ch]              [ch]G[/ch]\r\nOh, can you imagine a sillier clunk[/tab]\r\n[tab]                            [ch]D7[/ch]           [ch]G[/ch]\r\nThan a man swigging water until he's geshtunk?[/tab]\r\n\r\n   [Chorus]\r\n[tab]      [ch]G[/ch]\r\n     Away, away with rum, by gum,[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]D7[/ch]              [ch]G[/ch]\r\n     With rum by gum with rum, by gum.[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]D7[/ch]                    [ch]G[/ch]\r\n     The song of the Temperence Union.[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse 21]\r\n[tab]    [ch]G[/ch]                          [ch]D7[/ch]          [ch]G[/ch]\r\nNow if you ride railroads with bar-cars on trains[/tab]\r\n[tab]                            [ch]D7[/ch]          [ch]G[/ch]\r\nYou're giving the Devil the key to your brains[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]D7[/ch]                    [ch]G[/ch]         [ch]G[/ch]\r\nThink of a story that's sadder to tell[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                     [ch]D7[/ch]         [ch]G[/ch]\r\nThan to start from Grand Central and wind up in Hell![/tab]\r\n\r\n   [Chorus]\r\n[tab]      [ch]G[/ch]\r\n     Away, away with rum, by gum,[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]D7[/ch]              [ch]G[/ch]\r\n     With rum by gum with rum, by gum.[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]D7[/ch]                    [ch]G[/ch]\r\n     The song of the Temperence Union.[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse 22]\r\n[tab]   [ch]G[/ch]                     [ch]D7[/ch]           [ch]G[/ch]\r\nWe never eat jelly, they make it with wine[/tab]\r\n[tab]                            [ch]D7[/ch]       [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAnd one little bite turns a man to a swine[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]D7[/ch]               [ch]G[/ch]            [ch]G[/ch]\r\nCan't you envision, in Hell he will roast,[/tab]\r\n[tab]                            [ch]D7[/ch]        [ch]G[/ch]\r\nThat teen-ager drunk on his jelly and toast![/tab]\r\n\r\n   [Chorus]\r\n[tab]      [ch]G[/ch]\r\n     Away, away with rum, by gum,[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]D7[/ch]              [ch]G[/ch]\r\n     With rum by gum with rum, by gum.[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]D7[/ch]                    [ch]G[/ch]\r\n     The song of the Temperence Union.[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse 23]\r\n[tab]   [ch]G[/ch]                       [ch]D7[/ch]        [ch]G[/ch]\r\nWe never use mouthwash, we know very well[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                [ch]D7[/ch]          [ch]G[/ch]\r\nThat those who taste alcohol go straight to Hell[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]D7[/ch]                [ch]G[/ch]       [ch]G[/ch]\r\nOh, can you imagine a sorrier scene[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                  [ch]D7[/ch]         [ch]G[/ch]\r\nThan a man down in Hell 'cause he used Listerine?[/tab]\r\n\r\n   [Chorus]\r\n[tab]      [ch]G[/ch]\r\n     Away, away with rum, by gum,[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]D7[/ch]              [ch]G[/ch]\r\n     With rum by gum with rum, by gum.[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]D7[/ch]                    [ch]G[/ch]\r\n     The song of the Temperence Union.[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse 24]\r\n[tab]   [ch]G[/ch]                           [ch]D7[/ch]            [ch]G[/ch]\r\nWe never eat choc'late, 'cause its just like sex[/tab]\r\n[tab]                               [ch]D7[/ch]       [ch]G[/ch]\r\nThe endorphins will make you a moral wreck[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]D7[/ch]         [ch]G[/ch]             [ch]G[/ch]\r\nYou'll finish the bag-full, all covered with sweat....[/tab]\r\n[tab]                          [ch]D7[/ch]          [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAnd then you just -gotta- have a cigarette![/tab]\r\n\r\n   [Chorus]\r\n[tab]      [ch]G[/ch]\r\n     Away, away with rum, by gum,[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]D7[/ch]              [ch]G[/ch]\r\n     With rum by gum with rum, by gum.[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]D7[/ch]                    [ch]G[/ch]\r\n     The song of the Temperence Union.[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse 25]\r\n[tab]   [ch]G[/ch]                                  [ch]D7[/ch]         [ch]G[/ch]\r\nWe don't read Science-Fiction, 'cause its too complex[/tab]\r\n[tab]                             [ch]D7[/ch]         [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAnd Heinlein and Farmer just talk about sex![/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]D7[/ch]                [ch]G[/ch]         [ch]G[/ch]\r\nThat Lazarus Long is a Dirty Old Man[/tab]\r\n[tab]                      [ch]D7[/ch]        [ch]G[/ch]\r\nHe's a Bad Example to set for a Fan![/tab]\r\n\r\n   [Chorus]\r\n[tab]      [ch]G[/ch]\r\n     Away, away with rum, by gum,[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]D7[/ch]              [ch]G[/ch]\r\n     With rum by gum with rum, by gum.[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]D7[/ch]                    [ch]G[/ch]\r\n     The song of the Temperence Union.[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse 26]\r\n[tab]   [ch]G[/ch]                         [ch]D7[/ch]          [ch]G[/ch]\r\nWe never drink tea, for they mix it with wine[/tab]\r\n[tab]                             [ch]D7[/ch]       [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAnd one little drink turns a man to a swine[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]D7[/ch]         [ch]G[/ch]              [ch]G[/ch]\r\nOh can you imagine a sorrier sight[/tab]\r\n[tab]                             [ch]D7[/ch]          [ch]G[/ch]\r\nThan a man drinking tea, and singing all night?[/tab]\r\n\r\n   [Chorus]\r\n[tab]      [ch]G[/ch]\r\n     Away, away with rum, by gum,[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]D7[/ch]              [ch]G[/ch]\r\n     With rum by gum with rum, by gum.[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]D7[/ch]                    [ch]G[/ch]\r\n     The song of the Temperence Union.[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse 27]\r\n[tab]   [ch]G[/ch]                       [ch]D7[/ch]             [ch]G[/ch]\r\nWe never use money, 'cause that's gam-bol-in'[/tab]\r\n[tab]                              [ch]D7[/ch]       [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAnd that, my good friends, is surely a SIN[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]D7[/ch]          [ch]G[/ch]                     [ch]G[/ch]\r\nOur life may be simple, it's surely a bore[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                  [ch]D7[/ch]         [ch]G[/ch]\r\nBut what else can you do when you tend to be poor?[/tab]\r\n\r\n   [Chorus]\r\n[tab]      [ch]G[/ch]\r\n     Away, away with rum, by gum,[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]D7[/ch]              [ch]G[/ch]\r\n     With rum by gum with rum, by gum.[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]D7[/ch]                    [ch]G[/ch]\r\n     The song of the Temperence Union.[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse 28]\r\n[tab]   [ch]G[/ch]                              [ch]D7[/ch]       [ch]G[/ch]\r\nWe never sing folk songs, they're evil and crude[/tab]\r\n[tab]                              [ch]D7[/ch]          [ch]G[/ch]\r\nThey celebrate Sin, and their language is lewd[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]D7[/ch]          [ch]G[/ch]                      [ch]G[/ch]\r\nThe language is shocking, the politics vile[/tab]\r\n[tab]                               [ch]D7[/ch]           [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAnd their grammar and rhetoric ain't got no style![/tab]\r\n\r\n   [Chorus]\r\n[tab]      [ch]G[/ch]\r\n     Away, away with rum, by gum,[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]D7[/ch]              [ch]G[/ch]\r\n     With rum by gum with rum, by gum.[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]D7[/ch]                    [ch]G[/ch]\r\n     The song of the Temperence Union.[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse 29]\r\n[tab]         [ch]G[/ch]                       [ch]D7[/ch]           [ch]G[/ch]\r\nWhen you meet a folk singer, you haven't much choice[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                       [ch]D7[/ch]                 [ch]G[/ch]\r\nBut to sit there and listen while they prove they have no voice[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]D7[/ch]          [ch]G[/ch]                   [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAnd the shockingest thing to imagine by far[/tab]\r\n[tab]                              [ch]D7[/ch]         [ch]G[/ch]\r\nIs a girl with a G-string....upon her guitar![/tab]\r\n\r\n   [Chorus]\r\n[tab]      [ch]G[/ch]\r\n     Away, away with rum, by gum,[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]D7[/ch]              [ch]G[/ch]\r\n     With rum by gum with rum, by gum.[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]D7[/ch]                    [ch]G[/ch]\r\n     The song of the Temperence Union.[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse 30]\r\n[tab]   [ch]G[/ch]                              [ch]D7[/ch]        [ch]G[/ch]\r\nWe don't listen to folk songs, it isn't our dish[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                 [ch]D7[/ch]           [ch]G[/ch]\r\nWe don't like Bob Kanefski, and -hate- Leslie Fish![/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]D7[/ch]           [ch]G[/ch]                       [ch]G[/ch]\r\nWe know all the folkers will wind up in Hell[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                       [ch]D7[/ch]          [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAnd besides, all them folksongs have a real Fish-y smell![/tab]\r\n\r\n   [Chorus]\r\n[tab]      [ch]G[/ch]\r\n     Away, away with rum, by gum,[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]D7[/ch]              [ch]G[/ch]\r\n     With rum by gum with rum, by gum.[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]D7[/ch]                    [ch]G[/ch]\r\n     The song of the Temperence Union.[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse 31]\r\n[tab]         [ch]G[/ch]                           [ch]D7[/ch]          [ch]G[/ch]\r\nWe don't listen to Rock, 'cause it's Satan's own vice[/tab]\r\n[tab]                               [ch]D7[/ch]        [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAnd the people who sing it are not very nice[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]D7[/ch]                 [ch]G[/ch]              [ch]G[/ch]\r\nOh can you imagine, it fills us with dread[/tab]\r\n[tab]                       [ch]D7[/ch]        [ch]G[/ch]\r\nMe and the Bangles all sharing a bed![/tab]\r\n\r\n   [Chorus]\r\n[tab]      [ch]G[/ch]\r\n     Away, away with rum, by gum,[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]D7[/ch]              [ch]G[/ch]\r\n     With rum by gum with rum, by gum.[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]D7[/ch]                    [ch]G[/ch]\r\n     The song of the Temperence Union.[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse 32]\r\n[tab]   [ch]G[/ch]                                      [ch]D7[/ch]          [ch]G[/ch]\r\nWe don't mess with computers, they're the Devil's own thing[/tab]\r\n[tab]                              [ch]D7[/ch]        [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAnd one little byte puts your mind in a sling![/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]D7[/ch]         [ch]G[/ch]              [ch]G[/ch]\r\nOh can you imagine a sorrier sight[/tab]\r\n[tab]                            [ch]D7[/ch]         [ch]G[/ch]\r\nThan a computer-nerd taking byte after byte![/tab]\r\n\r\n   [Chorus]\r\n[tab]      [ch]G[/ch]\r\n     Away, away with rum, by gum,[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]D7[/ch]              [ch]G[/ch]\r\n     With rum by gum with rum, by gum.[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]D7[/ch]                    [ch]G[/ch]\r\n     The song of the Temperence Union.[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse 33]\r\n[tab]   [ch]G[/ch]                       [ch]D7[/ch]           [ch]G[/ch]\r\nWe 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    [ch]G[/ch]                         [ch]G[/ch]\r\nOur tastes are austere and our virtue is sure.[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                [ch]D7[/ch]       [ch]G[/ch]\r\nWe don't have much fun, but our honor is pure.[/tab]\r\n\r\n   [Chorus]\r\n[tab]      [ch]G[/ch]\r\n     Away, away with rum, by gum,[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]D7[/ch]              [ch]G[/ch]\r\n     With rum by gum with rum, by gum.[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]D7[/ch]                    [ch]G[/ch]\r\n     The song of the Temperence Union.[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse 35]\r\n[tab]       [ch]G[/ch]                         [ch]D7[/ch]          [ch]G[/ch]\r\nWe're coming, we're coming, our brave little band[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                   [ch]D7[/ch]          [ch]G[/ch]\r\nOn the right side of Temperance we do take our stand[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]D7[/ch]         [ch]G[/ch]                   [ch]G[/ch]\r\nWe tug it out daily because we do think[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                     [ch]D7[/ch]        [ch]G[/ch]\r\nThat once you start screwing, you're likely to drink![/tab]\r\n\r\n   [Chorus]\r\n[tab]      [ch]G[/ch]\r\n     Away, away with rum, by gum,[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]D7[/ch]              [ch]G[/ch]\r\n     With rum by gum with rum, by gum.[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]D7[/ch]                    [ch]G[/ch]\r\n     The song of the Temperence Union.[/tab]","plain_text":"[Verse 1]\n\n\n\n\n\n   [Chorus]\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse 2]\n\n\n\n\n\n   [Chorus]\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse 3]\n\n\n\n\n\n   [Chorus]\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse 4]\n\n\n\n\n\n   [Chorus]\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse 5]\n\n\n\n\n\n   [Chorus]\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse 6]\n\n\n\n\n\n   [Chorus]\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse 7]\n\n\n\n\n\n   [Chorus]\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse 8]\n\n\n\n\n\n   [Chorus]\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse 9]\n\n\n\n\n\n   [Chorus]\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse 10]\n\n\n\n\n\n   [Chorus]\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse 11]\n\n\n\n\n\n   [Chorus]\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse 12]\n\n\n\n\n\n   [Chorus]\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse 13]\n\n\n\n\n\n   [Chorus]\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse 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