{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":2557896,"song":"Plastic Jesus","artist":"Widespread Panic","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11514615-plastic-jesus-chords-by-widespread-panic/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/2557896?type=chord","rating":4.86575,"votes":5,"content":"Plastic Jesus\r\nVerses arranged according to Widespread Panic arrangement\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n[tab]      [ch]D[/ch]\r\nWell, I don't care if it rains or freezes,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nLong as I have my plastic Jesus[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                             [ch]A[/ch] [ch]Asus4[/ch] [ch]A[/ch]\r\nRiding on the dashboard of my car[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]\r\nThrough all trials and tribulations,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nWe will travel every nation,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]               [ch]A[/ch]             [ch]D[/ch]  [ch]Dsus4[/ch] [ch]D[/ch]\r\nWith my plastic Jesus I'll go far.[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]\r\nRiding through the thoroughfare[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nWith his nose right up there in the air[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                                  [ch]A[/ch] [ch]Asus4[/ch] [ch]A[/ch]\r\nA wreck may be ahead, but he don't mind[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]\r\nTrouble coming, but he don't see[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nHe just keeps his plastic eyes on me[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                 [ch]A[/ch]             [ch]D[/ch] [ch]Dsus4[/ch] [ch]D[/ch]\r\nAnd any other thing that rides behind[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]\r\nGod made Christ a Holy Jew[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nmade Him a Christian too[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                     [ch]A[/ch] [ch]Asus4[/ch] [ch]A[/ch]\r\nParadoxes populate my car[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]\r\nJoseph beams  nfeignied elan[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nFrom the shaggy dash of my furlined van[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]              [ch]A[/ch]             [ch]D[/ch] [ch]Dsus4[/ch] [ch]D[/ch]\r\nFamous cuckold in the master plan[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]\r\nRight theres Naughty Mary, snug and smiling[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nJesus dainty and beguiling[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                         [ch]A[/ch] [ch]Asus4[/ch] [ch]A[/ch] \r\nKnee-deep in the piling of my van[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]\r\nHis message clear by night or day[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nMy phosphorescent plastic Gay[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]              [ch]A[/ch]             [ch]D[/ch] [ch]Dsus4[/ch] [ch]D[/ch]      \r\nSimpering on the dashboard of my van[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n[tab]        [ch]D[/ch]              [ch]G[/ch]\r\nPlastic Jesus, plastic Jesus,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                             [ch]A[/ch] [ch]Asus4[/ch] [ch]A[/ch]\r\nriding on the dashboard of my car[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]\r\nThrough all trials and tribulations,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nwe will travel every nation,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]               [ch]A[/ch]             [ch]D[/ch] [ch]Dsus4[/ch] [ch]D[/ch]\r\nwith my plastic Jesus I'll go far.[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]\r\nWhen I find myself in a traffic jam[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nHe don't care if I say Damn[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                         [ch]A[/ch] [ch]Asus4[/ch] [ch]A[/ch] \r\nI just let all the curses roll[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]\r\nPlastic Jesus doesn't hear[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\ncuz he's sportin a plastic ear[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                    [ch]A[/ch]               [ch]D[/ch] [ch]Dsus4[/ch] [ch]D[/ch]   \r\nThe man who invented plastic saved my soul[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]\r\nYou can buy a sweet Madonna,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\ndressed in rhinestone sitting on a[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                 [ch]A[/ch] [ch]Asus4[/ch] [ch]A[/ch]\r\npedestal of abalone shell[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]\r\nGoin' ninety, I'm not scary,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\n'Cause I've got my Virgin Mary[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]            [ch]A[/ch]             [ch]D[/ch] [ch]Dsus4[/ch] [ch]D[/ch]\r\nguaranteeing I won't go to Hell[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]\r\nI don't care if it bumps or jostles[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nI got the Twelve Apostles[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                          [ch]A[/ch] [ch]Asus4[/ch] [ch]A[/ch]\r\nBolted to the dashboard of my car[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]\r\nDon't I sew a pious mess[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nSuch a crowd of holiness[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]            [ch]A[/ch]             [ch]D[/ch] [ch]Dsus4[/ch] [ch]D[/ch]\r\nStrung across the dashboard of my car[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]\r\nI don't care if it's dark or scary,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nI got magnetic Mary,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                         [ch]A[/ch] [ch]Asus4[/ch] [ch]A[/ch]\r\nridin' on the dashboard of my car[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]\r\nI feel I'm protected amply,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nI've got the whole Holy Family,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]             [ch]A[/ch]               [ch]D[/ch] [ch]Dsus4[/ch] [ch]D[/ch]\r\nriding on the dashboard of my car[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n[tab]        [ch]D[/ch]              [ch]G[/ch]\r\nPlastic Jesus, Plastic Jesus[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                          [ch]A[/ch] [ch]Asus4[/ch] [ch]A[/ch]\r\nRiding on the dashboard of my car[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]\r\nOnce his robe was snowy white[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nNow it isn't quite so bright[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]               [ch]A[/ch]             [ch]D[/ch] [ch]Dsus4[/ch] [ch]D[/ch]\r\nStained by the smoke of my cigar[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]        [ch]D[/ch]              [ch]G[/ch]\r\nPlastic Jesus, plastic Jesus,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                          [ch]A[/ch] [ch]Asus4[/ch] [ch]A[/ch]\r\nriding on the dashboard of my car[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]\r\nThrough all trials and tribulations,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nwe will travel every nation,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]               [ch]A[/ch]             [ch]D[/ch] [ch]Dsus4[/ch] [ch]D[/ch]\r\nwith my plastic Jesus I'll go far.[/tab]","plain_text":"Plastic Jesus\nVerses arranged according to Widespread Panic arrangement\n\n[Chorus]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus]","chords":["D","G","A","Asus4","Dsus4"],"chord_diagrams":{"A":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,1,2,3,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,2,0]},"Asus4":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,1,2,3,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,3,0]},"D":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,1,3,2],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,2]},"Dsus4":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,1,2,3],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,3]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]}}}