{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":2551389,"song":"5050","artist":"Garfunkel and Oates","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11513875-5050-chords-by-garfunkel-and-oates/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/2551389?type=chord","rating":4.82199,"votes":4,"content":"[tab][ch]C[/ch]                 [ch]C7[/ch]          [ch]Fmaj7[/ch]                 [ch]G[/ch]\r\nClose your eyes, make a wish, picture your perfect woman[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]C[/ch]                  [ch]C7[/ch]                          [ch]Fmaj7[/ch]           [ch]G[/ch]\r\nNow open your eyes and forget about her cause I’m here and I’m not it[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]Fmaj7[/ch]\r\nAnd before we go any further[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]G[/ch]\r\nThere’s a few things I’d like to admit[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]      [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nI’m a self-absorbed workaholic[/tab]\r\n[tab]                      [ch]D[/ch]\r\nMy mind is always divided[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nMy schedule is erratic, just like my thoughts[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]D[/ch]\r\nI’m easily depressed or overly excited whoo![/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab] [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nI can’t do anything around the house[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]D[/ch]\r\nIf you want food you gotta cook it yourself[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]Fmaj7[/ch]\r\nAnd if we stop having sex, I will leave[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]G[/ch]\r\nI have friends that give me everything else[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]           [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nI’ve got goals and dreams and aspirations[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]D[/ch]\r\nI’ve got shit to do[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]Fmaj7[/ch]\r\nI’m not gonna change all my plans[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nJust to be with you[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]              [ch]E[/ch]\r\nYeah we’re a perfect couple[/tab]\r\n[tab]                               [ch]Fmaj7[/ch]\r\nIf you’re totally comfortable being alone[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]E[/ch]\r\nWe’ll always be together[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]Fmaj7[/ch]\r\nIf it’s cool that I’m never home[/tab]\r\n[tab]              [ch]E[/ch]\r\nIf you like overcompensation for boundless insecurity[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]Fmaj7[/ch]\r\nThis is where it’s at[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]D[/ch]\r\nAnd if you notice I’ve been talking about myself this whole time[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]G[/ch]\r\nWell, get ready for more of that[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]               [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nAnd I’m like look at me look at me watch me watch me[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]\r\nListen to me listen to this what do you think[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]                                    [ch]G[/ch]\r\nTell me the truth compliments only please[/tab]\r\nN.C.\r\nOh man you really get me\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nI’m gonna make your dreams come true[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Fmaj7[/ch]                       [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAs long as they don’t interfere with mine[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nI’ll always be here for you[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]Fmaj7[/ch]                [ch]G[/ch]\r\nFor methodically allotted amounts of time[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]              [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nI’ll be there to hold your hand[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]D[/ch]\r\nIf I happen to be in town[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]Fmaj7[/ch]\r\nAnd any time you need me[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]G[/ch]               [ch]C[/ch]  [ch]Fmaj7[/ch]  [ch]G[/ch]\r\nThere’s a 50/50 chance I’ll be around[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]\r\nI know this all sounds bad[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nBut you know what else is true[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]Fmaj7[/ch]\r\nEvery word that I just said[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]G[/ch]\r\nCould have also been describing you[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]Fmaj7[/ch]\r\nYes every word that I just said[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]G[/ch]                             [ch]C[/ch] [ch]Fmaj7[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]\r\nCould have also been describing you[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]\r\nYou just don’t feel bad about it[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]\r\nIt’s never even occurred to you[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]\r\nTo not go after all the things[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]\r\nYou’ve ever wanted to[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]\r\nYou weren’t subconsciously conditioned[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]\r\nTo give up your dreams for me[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]Fmaj7[/ch]\r\nOr that loved and ambitious[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]G[/ch]\r\nWere mutually exclusive things to be[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]\r\nIt probably didn’t cross your mind[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]Fmaj7[/ch]\r\nThat your mom had goals too[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]E[/ch]\r\nThat had nothing to do with getting married[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]Fmaj7[/ch]\r\nAnd nothing to do with having you[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]\r\nCan we stop pretending[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]Fmaj7[/ch]\r\nThat it isn’t kind of sad[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]D[/ch]\r\nThat your mom never pursued anything[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]G[/ch]\r\nWith the same intensity as your dad[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]\r\nAnd right now you’re thinking[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nNot my mom, that was her decision[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Fmaj7[/ch]\r\nOkay, sure, but all our moms[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nThat’s what they all envisioned...[/tab]\r\n\r\n[ch]C[/ch]\r\n\r\nKate: 'You know whenever my mom...\r\nRiki: Kate, no\r\nKate: Are you sure? Because she always...\r\nRiki: Kate! No\r\nKate: What about Lesley's mom?\r\nRiki: No Kate! None of the moms! None of the moms\r\nKate: None of the moms!\r\n\r\nSo therefore…\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nI’m gonna make your dreams come true[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Fmaj7[/ch]                     [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAs long as they don’t interfere with mine[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nI’ll always be here for you[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Fmaj7[/ch]                        [ch]G[/ch]\r\nFor methodically allotted amounts of time[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]               [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nI’ll be there to hold your hand[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]\r\nIf I happen to be in town[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Fmaj7[/ch]\r\nAnd any time you need me[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                            [ch]C[/ch] [ch]Fmaj7[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]\r\nThere’s a 50/50 chance I’ll be around[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]\r\nLook I’ll meet you halfway there[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]\r\nBut I can’t give you more than that[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]\r\nAnd know it’s not as sweet of a deal[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]\r\nAs every man ever before you had[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Fmaj7[/ch]     [ch]E[/ch]\r\nAll I want is 50/50[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Fmaj7[/ch]\r\nAll I want is half[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]\r\nAnd if those numbers seem off to you[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nWhy?[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nIt doesn’t mean I won’t be your partner[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C7[/ch]\r\nIt doesn’t mean I won’t come through[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Fmaj7[/ch]\r\nIt doesn’t mean I’m a bad person[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nIt just means I’m the same as you[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                                 [ch]C7[/ch]\r\nSo if you’re looking for an equal you found it[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Fmaj7[/ch]                                [ch]G[/ch]\r\nBut if want someone better than you, try again[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Fmaj7[/ch]                             [ch]G[/ch]\r\nCause I only have what it takes to be man[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Fmaj7[/ch]                 [ch]G[/ch]               [ch]C[/ch]\r\nI’ve never had what it takes to be a woman[/tab]","plain_text":"N.C.\nOh man you really get me\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nC\n\nKate: 'You know whenever my mom...\nRiki: Kate, no\nKate: Are you sure? Because she always...\nRiki: Kate! No\nKate: What about Lesley's mom?\nRiki: No Kate! None of the moms! None of the moms\nKate: None of the moms!\n\nSo therefore…","chords":["C","C7","Fmaj7","G","Am","D","E","Em"],"chord_diagrams":{"Am":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,2,3,1,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,1,0]},"C":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,3,2,0,1,0],"frets":[0,3,2,0,1,0]},"C7":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,3,2,4,1,0],"frets":[0,3,2,3,1,0]},"D":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,1,3,2],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,2]},"E":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,3,1,0,0],"frets":[0,2,2,1,0,0]},"Em":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,3,0,0,0],"frets":[0,2,2,0,0,0]},"Fmaj7":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[1,0,3,4,2,0],"frets":[1,-1,2,2,1,0]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]}}}