{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":2499108,"song":"Gays Got Married","artist":"Trevor Moore","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11508638-gays-got-married-chords-by-trevor-moore/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/2499108?type=chord","rating":5,"votes":10,"content":"[tab][ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nI grew up in an American town[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nNo locks on the doors[/tab]\r\nWhen we all bedded down\r\n[tab]    [ch]Eb[/ch]\r\nTo sleep[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nMet a pretty young girl, and made her my bride[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nAfter church on Sundays, take the kids for a ride[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]Eb[/ch]\r\nDown the street[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Cm[/ch]                                    [ch]F[/ch]\r\nSwimming holes, catching fireflies in jars[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Cm[/ch]                               [ch]F[/ch]\r\nSpend the evening staring at the stars[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]                  [ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nThen the gays got married (gays got married)[/tab]\r\n[tab]                   [ch]Cm[/ch]\r\nAnd the plant shut down (plant shut down)[/tab]\r\n[tab]                    [ch]Eb[/ch]\r\nAnd the crops dried up (the crops dried up)[/tab]\r\n[tab]             [ch]F[/ch]\r\nEverywhere around (Everywhere around)[/tab]\r\n[tab]                      [ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nThen the gays started kissin' (started kissin')[/tab]\r\n[tab]                    [ch]Cm[/ch]\r\nAnd the state said \"Cool\" (cool)[/tab]\r\n[tab]                      [ch]Eb[/ch]\r\nAnd they made all the kids[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]F[/ch]\r\nBe gay in school[/tab]\r\n[tab]                     [ch]Bb[/ch]\r\n'cause them gays got married (gays got married)[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nThey announced it on TV[/tab]\r\nJumped in my truck and slammed reverse\r\n[tab][ch]Eb[/ch]\r\nI had to get to my family[/tab]\r\nBefore the gay could get there first\r\n[tab][ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nHauling ass down the interstate[/tab]\r\nIn my throat I could my heart\r\n[tab][ch]Eb[/ch]\r\nI didn't know how much time I had[/tab]\r\nBefore all the orgies would start\r\n[tab][ch]Eb[/ch]\r\nAnd they're grabbing guys like me[/tab]\r\nAnd they're pulling us out of our trucks\r\n[tab][ch]Bb[/ch]   [ch]Eb[/ch]\r\n  And they're kissing our lips, and nibbling our ears[/tab]\r\nAnd all sorts of sexy stuff\r\n[tab][ch]Bb[/ch]   [ch]Eb[/ch]\r\n  And they're taking us out to fancy hotels[/tab]\r\nAnd partying the night away\r\n[tab][ch]Bb[/ch]   [ch]Eb[/ch]\r\n  And they're saying how good we look in their shirt[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]F[/ch]\r\nWhen we wake up the next day[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nNo, I dare not look back[/tab]\r\nTo see what's behind\r\n[tab][ch]Gm[/ch]\r\nThey almost got me once[/tab]\r\nWhen I was surfing online\r\n[tab]       [ch]Eb[/ch]\r\nBut as strong and straight as I know I am[/tab]\r\nEvery man can be pushed too far\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]\r\nI've seen the devil, and the devil looks like[/tab]\r\nMario Lopez in jean shorts washing his car\r\n[tab][ch]Bb[/ch]                  [ch]F[/ch]\r\nI pulled up into my house[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Bb[/ch]                   [ch]F[/ch]\r\nAnd I quickly ran inside[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Bb[/ch]                   [ch]F[/ch]\r\nI grabbed my lovely spouse[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]Bb[/ch]                                 [ch]F[/ch]\r\nBut I felt no love when I looked in her eyes[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Bb[/ch]                   [ch]F[/ch]\r\nThe gay had gone airborne[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Gm[/ch]\r\nAnd I didn't make it in time[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]\r\nMy family unit[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]Eb[/ch]\r\nHad already been undermined[/tab]\r\nBecause\r\n\r\n[tab]             [ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nThe gays got married (gays got married)[/tab]\r\n[tab]                  [ch]Cm[/ch]\r\nAnd released gay spores (gay spores)[/tab]\r\n[tab]                     [ch]Eb[/ch]\r\nAnd all the straight people (all the people)[/tab]\r\n[tab]                   [ch]F[/ch]\r\nWeren't in love no more (never love no more)[/tab]\r\n[tab]                     [ch]Bb[/ch]\r\n'cause them gays got married (gays got married)[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nBeen in this bunker three long years[/tab]\r\nCanned food and recycled air\r\n[tab][ch]Eb[/ch]\r\nYet I shudder when I think about[/tab]\r\nWhat must be happening up there\r\n[tab][ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nA radioactive scorched desertscape[/tab]\r\nRuled by roving biker gangs\r\n[tab]     [ch]Eb[/ch]\r\nWith scary tattoos and muscley arms[/tab]\r\nBlue eyes and super cute bangs\r\n[tab]        [ch]Gm[/ch]\r\nSo I'll seal myself off from everyone[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]F[/ch]\r\nAnd hide here until I die[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]Cm[/ch]\r\nConfused and angry, sad and alone[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]\r\nAnd I know the reason why...[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]                    [ch]Bb[/ch]\r\n'cause the gays got married (the gays got married)[/tab]\r\n[tab]             [ch]Cm[/ch]\r\nThe gays got married (the gays got married)[/tab]\r\n[tab]             [ch]Eb[/ch]\r\nThe gays got married (the gays got married)[/tab]\r\n[tab]             [ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nThe gays got married[/tab]","plain_text":"When we all bedded down\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nJumped in my truck and slammed reverse\n\nBefore the gay could get there first\n\nIn my throat I could my heart\n\nBefore all the orgies would start\n\nAnd they're pulling us out of our trucks\n\nAnd all sorts of sexy stuff\n\nAnd partying the night away\n\n\n\nTo see what's behind\n\nWhen I was surfing online\n\nEvery man can be pushed too far\n\nMario Lopez in jean shorts washing his car\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nBecause\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nCanned food and recycled air\n\nWhat must be happening up there\n\nRuled by roving biker gangs\n\nBlue eyes and super cute 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