{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":2389013,"song":"Bladderwrack Allowance","artist":"Half Man Half Biscuit","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11493458-bladderwrack-allowance-chords-by-half-man-half-biscuit/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/2389013?type=chord","rating":0,"votes":0,"content":"[Intro]\r\n[ch]E[/ch]\r\n\r\n[Verse 1]\r\n[tab]   [ch]E[/ch]\r\nTo think you could be sitting watching telly by the fire[/tab]\r\n\r\nInstead of being subjected to this,\r\n\r\nTo think someone suggested you’d be pleasantly surprised\r\n\r\nAnd wouldn’t feel the need to boo and hiss.\r\n[tab]      [ch]A[/ch]          [ch]E[/ch]          [ch]A[/ch]                       [ch]E[/ch]\r\nWell, blame your partner; direct that flak at your partner[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]A[/ch]                        [ch]E[/ch]             [ch]B7[/ch]\r\nThough yes, I’ll accept I’m the focus of your ire.[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]        [ch]E[/ch]          [ch]A[/ch]                   [ch]E[/ch]\r\nGail and Sonya have gone down town on a hen night[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]A[/ch]                   [ch]E[/ch]               [ch]B7[/ch]       [ch]E[/ch]\r\nAnd they won’t be back until daylight, one assumes.[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Verse 2]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]\r\nThis is like the dream you feared you’d dream about one night[/tab]\r\n\r\nThis is where you never want to be,\r\n\r\nThis is where some fella standing next to you may shout:\r\n\r\n“Do that one about the Zuiderzee”.\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]         [ch]E[/ch]          [ch]A[/ch]                       [ch]E[/ch]\r\nHold your horses; we might play one you’ll relate to[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]A[/ch]                     [ch]E[/ch]            [ch]B7[/ch]\r\nA song you could even gyrate to in a while.[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]   [ch]E[/ch]      [ch]A[/ch]                     [ch]E[/ch]\r\nOoh baby – sue the dating agency maybe[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]A[/ch]                              [ch]E[/ch]             [ch]B7[/ch]\r\nThey should have sent you Robert of Blaby, in his Merc (Blaby’s in Leicestershire).[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Intro]\r\n[tab][ch]F#[/ch]         [ch]E[/ch]                          [ch]B[/ch]\r\nHome sweet home; Facebook, Gogglebox, wine[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F#[/ch]           [ch]E[/ch]                              [ch]B[/ch]        [ch]E[/ch]\r\nWho’s Stuart Boam, and why’s he swimming in brine?[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Verse 3]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]\r\nYes, of course I realise now we’re not your cup of tea[/tab]\r\n\r\nEven worse it’s late and you’re still here,\r\n\r\nPossibly, just possibly we’ve raised a knowing smile\r\n\r\nThough probably you just need further beer.\r\n[tab]      [ch]A[/ch]        [ch]E[/ch]       [ch]A[/ch]                   [ch]E[/ch]\r\nwell, mine’s a pint of Badger’s Entirely Blameless[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]A[/ch]                   [ch]E[/ch]                 [ch]B7[/ch]\r\nAnd we shall forever be nameless, you and I.[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]        [ch]E[/ch]        [ch]A[/ch]                            [ch]E[/ch]\r\nGail and Sonya, I think may have played a joke on ya[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]A[/ch]                 [ch]E[/ch]          [ch]B7[/ch]                                  [ch]F#[/ch] [ch]E[/ch]  [ch]B[/ch]  [ch]F#[/ch] [ch]E[/ch]  [ch]B[/ch]\r\nSo by way of small consolation I decree: – your ordeal is over here.[/tab]","plain_text":"[Intro]\nE\n\n[Verse 1]\n\n\nInstead of being subjected to this,\n\nTo think someone suggested you’d be pleasantly surprised\n\nAnd wouldn’t feel the need to boo and hiss.\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse 2]\n\n\nThis is where you never want to be,\n\nThis is where some fella standing next to you may shout:\n\n“Do that one about the Zuiderzee”.\n\n\n\n\n\n[Intro]\n\n\n\n[Verse 3]\n\n\nEven worse it’s late and you’re still here,\n\nPossibly, just possibly we’ve raised a knowing smile\n\nThough probably you just need further beer.","chords":["E","A","B7","F#","B"],"chord_diagrams":{"A":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,1,2,3,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,2,0]},"B":{"barres":[2],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,1,2,3,4,1],"frets":[-1,2,4,4,4,2]},"B7":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,1,3,0,4],"frets":[-1,2,1,2,0,2]},"E":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,3,1,0,0],"frets":[0,2,2,1,0,0]}}}