{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":2360723,"song":"If Thats Country","artist":"Dallas Wayne","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11488388-if-thats-country-chords-by-dallas-wayne/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/2360723?type=chord","rating":0,"votes":0,"content":"[ch]G[/ch]   [ch]C[/ch]   [ch]D[/ch]   [ch]G[/ch] \r\n\r\n[tab]          [ch]G[/ch]\r\nWell, you called my kin-folk trash all of their lives[/tab]\r\nI'm a chip off the heap, ask anyone of my ex-wives\r\n[tab]      [ch]C[/ch]\r\nI'm a social drinker, and I stay social all I can[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]A[/ch]                                                     [ch]D[/ch]\r\nI'm deer-snuffin', chain-smokin', simple kind of southern man[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]          [ch]G[/ch]\r\nFirst you gut our farms, and strip-mall all the five and dimes[/tab]\r\nThen you taxed our so-called sins, called our pleasures a crime\r\n[tab]            [ch]C[/ch]\r\nNow, you're turnin' our music into some kind of strage elevator noise[/tab]\r\n[tab]             [ch]A[/ch]                       [ch]D[/ch]                      [ch]G[/ch]\r\nI think it's time for us to take one back, for the good old boys[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]      [ch]F[/ch]                 [ch]C[/ch]         [ch]G[/ch]\r\nWell, you can paint str ipes on a billy goat[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]         [ch]C[/ch]               [ch]G[/ch]\r\nCall it a tiger, if it fl oats your boat[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]              [ch]C[/ch]         [ch]G[/ch]\r\nYou can make a star of a teenage girl[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]A[/ch]                         [ch]D[/ch]\r\nBut, one million dollars won't make her Merle[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]F[/ch]     [ch]G[/ch]          [ch]F[/ch]     [ch]G[/ch]\r\nYeah, laser beams, and navel rings[/tab]\r\n[tab]                            [ch]C[/ch]\r\nAnd a pretty face, might be somethin'[/tab]\r\n[tab]                           [ch]D[/ch]             [ch]G[/ch]\r\nBut, you can kiss my Ozark ass if that's country[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]          [ch]G[/ch]\r\nThere's a certain song that's got my local station stuck[/tab]\r\nIt has a steel guitar, and I believe that it mentions a truck\r\n[tab]         [ch]C[/ch]\r\nBut, the singer don't sound like he ever worked a stick shift[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]A[/ch]                                            [ch]D[/ch]\r\nSounds more like bad Phil Collins, with a hick face lift[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]     [ch]G[/ch]\r\nNow, I ain't denyin' that some urban moms they're fun[/tab]\r\nYeah but, don't you try to tell me it's the way Hank wanted it done\r\n[tab]           [ch]C[/ch]\r\nYou better keep your money-grubbin' hands off a pour song[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]A[/ch]                           [ch]D[/ch]                    [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAnd make sure Chris Gaines stays the hell off of my front lawn[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]                     [ch]C[/ch]         [ch]G[/ch]\r\nWell you can take the ear off a barnyard sow[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]               [ch]C[/ch]            [ch]G[/ch]\r\nMilk it 'til it turns into a cash cow[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]              [ch]C[/ch]          [ch]G[/ch]\r\nYou can lead a chick to a waterin' hole[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]A[/ch]                                      [ch]D[/ch]\r\nBut you can't make her take a drink, until she gets white soul[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]        [ch]G[/ch]\r\nMight be rock[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]        [ch]G[/ch]\r\nMight be schlock[/tab]\r\n[tab]                           [ch]C[/ch]\r\nIt might be the Beatles or Monkees[/tab]\r\n[tab]                           [ch]D[/ch]             [ch]G[/ch]\r\nBut, you can kiss my Ozark ass if that's country[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]      [ch]F[/ch]     [ch]G[/ch]               [ch]F[/ch]     [ch]G[/ch]\r\nYeah, laser beams, and them navel rings[/tab]\r\n[tab]                            [ch]C[/ch]\r\nAnd a pretty face, might be somethin'[/tab]\r\n[tab]                           [ch]D[/ch]             [ch]G[/ch]\r\nBut, you can kiss my Ozark ass if that's country[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]G[/ch]                                    [ch]G[/ch]\r\nIf that's country, I don't think that's really country.[/tab]","plain_text":"G   C   D   G \n\n\nI'm a chip off the heap, ask anyone of my ex-wives\n\n\n\n\nThen you taxed our so-called sins, called our pleasures a crime\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nIt has a steel guitar, and I believe that it mentions a truck\n\n\n\n\nYeah but, don't you try to tell me it's the way Hank wanted it done","chords":["G","C","D","A","F"],"chord_diagrams":{"A":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,1,2,3,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,2,0]},"C":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,3,2,0,1,0],"frets":[0,3,2,0,1,0]},"D":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,1,3,2],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,2]},"F":{"barres":[1],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[1,3,4,2,1,1],"frets":[1,3,3,2,1,1]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]}}}