{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":2352473,"song":"Theres No Too Soon If Time Is Relative","artist":"NOFX","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11486929-theres-no-too-soon-if-time-is-relative-chords-by-nofx/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/2352473?type=chord","rating":4.71652,"votes":4,"content":"Please note some of these chords aren't accurate because I can't recognize them in the song\r\nFeel free to leave a comment and let me know what the actual Chord is so I can correct it!\r\n\r\n\r\n[Intro]\r\n[ch]G[/ch]\r\n\r\n[Verse]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nI don't feel like movin'[/tab]\r\n\r\nDon't feel like talkin'\r\n[tab]              [ch]C[/ch]                            [ch]G[/ch]   [ch]C[/ch]   [ch]G[/ch]\r\nI'm feelin' a little Stephen Hawking today[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nI barely feel like rollin'[/tab]\r\n\r\nThere's no way I'm rockin'\r\n[tab]               [ch]C[/ch]                                  [ch]G[/ch]    [ch]C[/ch]   [ch]G[/ch]\r\nI'm feelin' a little Stephen Hawking, hey hey hey[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n[tab]       [ch]D[/ch]\r\nWhen I saw him on TV[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nI thought he looked crazy[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]C[/ch]                        [ch]G[/ch]\r\nThen my friend told me that he's just really lazy[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                             [ch]Em[/ch]                   [ch]C[/ch]\r\nSo lazy he could only write A Brief History of Time[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                     [ch]D[/ch]\r\nHe maybe smart but to me he's just a creepy narcoleptic mime[/tab]\r\n\r\n[ch]G[/ch]\r\n\r\n[Verse]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nI wanna be like Stephen[/tab]\r\n\r\nSo I'm gonna walk uneven\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nAnd havin' trouble breathin'[/tab]\r\n[tab]             [ch]G[/ch]     [ch]C[/ch]    [ch]G[/ch]\r\nHey, hey, hey[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nI'm gonna live by gravitational law[/tab]\r\n\r\nI'm gonna try to drink a cheeseburger through a straw\r\n[tab]            [ch]C[/ch]\r\nAnd make my hand look more like a lobster claw[/tab]\r\n[tab]             [ch]G[/ch]     [ch]C[/ch]    [ch]G[/ch]\r\nHey, hey, hey[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                         [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nBut bein' Stephen must be kind of a drag[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]C[/ch]                            [ch]G[/ch]\r\nIt looks like even his teeth are startin' to sag[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]D[/ch]                           [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nI thought he had a tail he was tryin' to wag[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]C[/ch]\r\nBut then I learned the tail was a tube[/tab]\r\n[tab]                            [ch]D[/ch]\r\n'Cause he's so lazy that he poops in a colostomy bag[/tab]\r\n\r\n[ch]G[/ch]\r\n\r\n[Bridge]\r\n\r\n[tab]    [ch]C[/ch]          [ch]D[/ch]\r\nOh Stephen, oh Stephen[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]           [ch]G/F#[/ch]         [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nYou give me somethin' to believe in[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]Am[/ch]                     [ch]D[/ch]\r\nDon't wanna hear 'em, don't wanna see 'em[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]C[/ch]                 [ch]D[/ch]          [ch]G[/ch]\r\nI think he might have melted in a wax museum[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]              [ch]D[/ch]\r\nOh Stephen, oh Stephen[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]G[/ch]             [ch]G/F#[/ch]      [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nAre you a robot posin' as a human bein'?[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]Am[/ch]           [ch]D[/ch]\r\nOh Stephen, oh Stephen[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]C[/ch]             [ch]D[/ch]            [ch]G[/ch]\r\nYou give us all a super creepy feelin'[/tab]","plain_text":"Please note some of these chords aren't accurate because I can't recognize them in the song\nFeel free to leave a comment and let me know what the actual Chord is so I can correct it!\n\n\n[Intro]\nG\n\n[Verse]\n\n\nDon't feel like talkin'\n\n\n\nThere's no way I'm rockin'\n\n\n[Chorus]\n\n\n\n\n\n\nG\n\n[Verse]\n\n\nSo I'm gonna walk uneven\n\n\n\n\n\nI'm gonna try to drink a cheeseburger through a straw\n\n\n\n[Chorus]\n\n\n\n\n\n\nG\n\n[Bridge]","chords":["G","C","D","Em","A","G/F#","Am"],"chord_diagrams":{"Am":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,2,3,1,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,1,0]},"C":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,3,2,0,1,0],"frets":[0,3,2,0,1,0]},"D":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,1,3,2],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,2]},"Em":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,3,0,0,0],"frets":[0,2,2,0,0,0]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]}}}