{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":2350275,"song":"God Hates The Tips","artist":"Trevor Moore","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11486554-god-hates-the-tips-chords-by-trevor-moore/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/2350275?type=chord","rating":0,"votes":0,"content":"[Intro]\r\nN.C.\r\nGod hates the tips of little babies' dicks\r\nGod hates the tips of little babies' dicks\r\nSo if your kid's a male\r\nEven though he'll scream and yell\r\nYou gotta cut it off or their little soul will burn in hell\r\n\r\n[Verse 1]\r\n[tab]         [ch]D[/ch]              [ch]F#m[/ch]\r\nWell way back in the beginning[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]G[/ch]               [ch]D[/ch]\r\nGod was making men and women[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]D[/ch]           [ch]F#m[/ch]                  [ch]E[/ch]              [ch]A[/ch]\r\nAnd the fish of the sea and the birds of song (birds of song)[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]D[/ch]                [ch]F#m[/ch]\r\nHe announced he made perfection[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]G[/ch]            [ch]E[/ch]                   [ch]D[/ch]               [ch]A[/ch]               [ch]D[/ch]\r\nBut on closer inspection he noticed that he left one piece a bit too long[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Chorus 1]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]              [ch]F#m[/ch]     [ch]G[/ch]              [ch]D[/ch]\r\n God hates the tips of little babies' dicks[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]              [ch]F#m[/ch]     [ch]E[/ch]              [ch]A[/ch]\r\n God hates the tips of little babies' dicks[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]D[/ch]               [ch]F#m[/ch]\r\n So if your kid's a male[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]G[/ch]                        [ch]E[/ch]\r\n Even though he'll scream and yell[/tab]\r\n[tab]                  [ch]D[/ch]                   [ch]A[/ch]              [ch]D[/ch]\r\n You gotta cut it off or their little soul will burn in hell[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Verse 2]\r\n[tab]    [ch]D[/ch]                 [ch]F#m[/ch]\r\nGod gathered people's leaders[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]G[/ch]                [ch]D[/ch]\r\nSaid start snipping babies' wieners[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]D[/ch]            [ch]F#m[/ch]              [ch]E[/ch]          [ch]A[/ch]\r\nThis will be a sign of our love and covenant  (covenant)[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]D[/ch]                 [ch]F#m[/ch]\r\nA few then went and raised objections[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]G[/ch]                 [ch]E[/ch]\r\nSaying they didn't see the connection[/tab]\r\n[tab]                 [ch]D[/ch]              [ch]A[/ch]                  [ch]D[/ch]\r\nBut he said \"I'm God so none of this needs to make sense.\"[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Bridge]\r\n[tab]           [ch]G[/ch]\r\n He told us \"go cut 'em with the scalpel![/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]\r\n Go cut 'em with the scissors![/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]G[/ch]                             [ch]A[/ch]\r\n Or go and perform a metzitzah b'peh!\" [/tab]\r\n[tab]                       [ch]D[/ch]\r\n And that's where the Rabbi sucks the blood[/tab]\r\n[tab]                 [ch]G[/ch]\r\n Out the babies' penis with his mouth[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]E[/ch]                 [ch]A[/ch]            [ch]D[/ch]\r\n I swear to God that's a real thing go and Google it[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Verse 3]\r\n[tab]      [ch]D[/ch]              [ch]F#m[/ch]\r\nNow today across the land[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]G[/ch]                 [ch]D[/ch]\r\nPeople still keep his commands[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                                [ch]F#m[/ch]              [ch]E[/ch]            [ch]A[/ch]\r\nAnd children learn their first lesson right after birth (after birth)[/tab]\r\n[tab]             [ch]D[/ch]                  [ch]F#m[/ch]\r\nThe ones who are supposed to protect them[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]G[/ch]                       [ch]E[/ch]\r\nHold them down and painfully correct them[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]D[/ch]              [ch]A[/ch]                  [ch]D[/ch]\r\nThen they smile and say \"welcome to life on earth.\" (welcome to life on earth)[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Chorus 2]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]              [ch]F#m[/ch]     [ch]G[/ch]              [ch]D[/ch]\r\n God hates the tips of little babies' dicks[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]              [ch]F#m[/ch]     [ch]E[/ch]              [ch]A[/ch]\r\n God hates the tips of little babies' dicks[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]D[/ch]              [ch]F#m[/ch]\r\n So take a little off the top[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]G[/ch]                    [ch]E[/ch]\r\n Because that's what God instructs[/tab]\r\n[tab]             [ch]D[/ch]                    [ch]A[/ch]                [ch]D[/ch]\r\n Unless it's not and some ancient pervs just made it up[/tab]\r\n[tab]             [ch]D[/ch]                    [ch]A[/ch]                [ch]D[/ch]\r\n Unless it's not and some ancient pervs just made it up[/tab]","plain_text":"[Intro]\nN.C.\nGod hates the tips of little babies' dicks\nGod hates the tips of little babies' dicks\nSo if your kid's a male\nEven though he'll scream and yell\nYou gotta cut it off or their little soul will burn in hell\n\n[Verse 1]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus 1]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse 2]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Bridge]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse 3]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus 2]","chords":["C","D","F#m","G","E","A"],"chord_diagrams":{"A":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,1,2,3,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,2,0]},"D":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,1,3,2],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,2]},"E":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,3,1,0,0],"frets":[0,2,2,1,0,0]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]}}}