{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":2271357,"song":"Dear Uber Driver","artist":"Alaska Thunderfuck 5000","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11477514-dear-uber-driver-chords-by-alaska-thunderfuck-5000/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/2271357?type=chord","rating":0.00796,"votes":0,"content":"[Intro]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nDear Uber Driver[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]               [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nHere's a few things, you need to know if[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]F[/ch]                    [ch]G[/ch]          [ch]C[/ch]\r\nYou wanna take this full time woman for a ride[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Verse 1]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nHurry don't be late[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                    [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nMeet me at the gate[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]\r\nTry not to hit a bunch of speed bumps, while I beat my face[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]                        [ch]G[/ch]\r\nI'm gonna need my light[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nMy brows are even right[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nWhy you watching me?[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nOi eyes on the street![/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nNow don't avert your eyes[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nI'm 'bout to shave my thighs[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]\r\nAnd if this tuck gets any looser[/tab]\r\nYou'll see a suprise\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]\r\nDon't play it by the book[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nGo on it's fine to look[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nLike what you see?[/tab]\r\nThat's fine have a peak\r\n\r\n[Pre-chorus 1]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                                       [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nYou gotta know, first of all I ain't no lady[/tab]\r\n[tab]                        [ch]F[/ch]\r\nMatter fact I'm fucking crazy[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                                [ch]C[/ch]\r\nBitch you better make that light[/tab]\r\nGO!GO! What the fuck\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nDear Uber driver[/tab]\r\n[tab]                  [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nHere's a few things you need to know if[/tab]\r\n[tab]              [ch]F[/ch]               [ch]G[/ch]              [ch]C[/ch]\r\nYou wanna take this gorgeous lady for a ride[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\n(Shouln't we be using lyft?)[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nDear Uber driver[/tab]\r\n[tab]             [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nLookin' at me, don't be so nervous[/tab]\r\n[tab]               [ch]F[/ch]                [ch]G[/ch]                  [ch]C[/ch]\r\nBet you never saw a bunch of air bags look so fine[/tab]\r\n(I'm too pretty to die!)\r\n\r\n[Verse 2]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nAfter the show tonight[/tab]\r\n[tab]                        [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nI'll be drunk and high[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                                       [ch]F[/ch]\r\nSo while I'm sober take the address of this Grindr guy[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]\r\nWait while I get him off[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nYou know that's never long[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nBy the way your seats[/tab]\r\nNeed Tide and Febreze\r\n\r\n[Pre-chorus 2]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                                        [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nI already know I'm a queen I ain't no lady[/tab]\r\n[tab]                          [ch]F[/ch]\r\nDon't be saying nothing shady[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                            [ch]C[/ch]\r\nI will read your whole damn life[/tab]\r\nListen here you dog ass mole\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nDear Uber Driver[/tab]\r\n[tab]                 [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nHere's a few things you need to know if[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]F[/ch]                 [ch]G[/ch]                    [ch]C[/ch]\r\nYou wanna take this pretty young thing for a ride[/tab]\r\n(This isn't a pool get out of my car)\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nDear Uber driver[/tab]\r\n[tab]                    [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nDon't you know you that objects in the mirror[/tab]\r\n[tab]                 [ch]F[/ch]                 [ch]G[/ch]                     [ch]C[/ch]\r\nMight be looking bigger than they do when they're inside[/tab]\r\n(Oh, it's an 8.5 surge)\r\n\r\n[Bridge]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nWe'll be stopping at the red light up ahead[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]\r\nFlash your junk for me and you might get fellatio[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]\r\nI'm not too good to try[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nBlowing a taxi guy[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nI'm just a chick[/tab]\r\nIf you don't mind a dick\r\n\r\n[Pre-chorus]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                                          [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nYou got to know first of all I ain't no lady[/tab]\r\n[tab]                          [ch]F[/ch]\r\nBut I'm fresher than a daisy[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                          [ch]C[/ch]\r\nWait I wanna flash that guy[/tab]\r\n(Hey, hey! Look at these)\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nDear Uber driver[/tab]\r\n[tab]               [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nHere's a few things you need to know if[/tab]\r\n[tab]              [ch]F[/ch]               [ch]G[/ch]         [ch]C[/ch]\r\nYou want a business from a special [?][/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nDear Uber driver[/tab]\r\n[tab]               [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nIf you wanna get that five star rating[/tab]\r\n[tab]               [ch]F[/ch]\r\nGet me to the gig[/tab]\r\n[tab]              [ch]G[/ch]              [ch]C[/ch]\r\nAnd make sure I arrive alive[/tab]\r\n(Click it or ticket)\r\n\r\n[Outro]\r\nN.C\r\nUber driver\r\nNow you can zip your fly","plain_text":"[Intro]\n\n\n\n\n[Verse 1]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nYou'll see a suprise\n\n\n\nThat's fine have a peak\n\n[Pre-chorus 1]\n\n\n\nGO!GO! What the fuck\n\n[Chorus]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n(I'm too pretty to die!)\n\n[Verse 2]\n\n\n\n\n\n\nNeed Tide and Febreze\n\n[Pre-chorus 2]\n\n\n\nListen here you dog ass mole\n\n[Chorus]\n\n\n\n(This isn't a pool get out of my car)\n\n\n\n(Oh, it's an 8.5 surge)\n\n[Bridge]\n\n\n\n\n\nIf you don't mind a dick\n\n[Pre-chorus]\n\n\n\n(Hey, hey! Look at these)\n\n[Chorus]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n(Click it or ticket)\n\n[Outro]\nN.C\nUber driver\nNow you can zip your fly","chords":["C","Am","F","G"],"chord_diagrams":{"Am":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,2,3,1,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,1,0]},"C":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,3,2,0,1,0],"frets":[0,3,2,0,1,0]},"F":{"barres":[1],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[1,3,4,2,1,1],"frets":[1,3,3,2,1,1]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]}}}