{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":2269317,"song":"Im A Transvest-Lite","artist":"NOFX","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11477320-im-a-transvest-lite-chords-by-nofx/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/2269317?type=chord","rating":4.64494,"votes":9,"content":"[tab][Chords]\r\n [ch]B/G[/ch] [ch]E/G#[/ch]\r\nE|-----|-----|\r\nB|-----|-----|\r\nG|--4--|-----|\r\nD|--5--|--6--|\r\nA|--2--|--7--|\r\nE|-----|--4--|[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][Intro]\r\n [ch]Am[/ch] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]C[/ch] [ch]B/G[/ch] [ch]Am[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]\r\ne|--------------------------------|\r\nB|--------------------------------|\r\nG|--------------------5--4--------|\r\nD|--7-x-x-x--5-x-x-x--5--5--7--5--| (2x)\r\nA|--7-x-x-x--5-x-x-x--3--2--7--5--|\r\nE|--5-5-5-5--3-3-3-3--------5--3--|[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Verse 1]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch] [ch]F[/ch]\r\nI first heard Frank say[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]Am[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]\r\nHe wanted to dress like Faye Wray[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]F[/ch] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]E/G#[/ch] [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nI wanted that too but what could I do[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]F[/ch] [ch]C[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]\r\nIn junior high school in LA?[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch] [ch]F[/ch]\r\nMy heart skipped in the scene[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]Am[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]\r\nHe said you gotta be it, not just dream[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]F[/ch] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]E/G#[/ch] [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nIt was a taboo I knew I wouldn't pursue[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]F[/ch] [ch]C[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]\r\nI didn't have the self-esteem[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Chorus 1]\r\n[tab] [ch]C[/ch] [ch]G/B[/ch]\r\nI gotta confess that I like to cross dress[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]Am[/ch] [ch]F[/ch]\r\nAnd I've been doing it since I was 13[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]C[/ch] [ch]G/B[/ch]\r\nIt's hard to tell bros that you wear women's clothes[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]D[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]\r\nEven in the “open-minded” punk scene[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]F[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]\r\nYou'd probably get hurt in heels and a skirt[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]C[/ch] [ch]G/B[/ch] [ch]Am[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]\r\nWhen you're in the middle of a circle pit[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]F[/ch] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nSo I'd only wear panties under boxers to keep it all a secret[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]F[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]\r\nNow I'm telling everyone 'cause it's fun and I don't give a shit[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][Instrumental]\r\n [ch]Am[/ch] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]C[/ch] [ch]B/G[/ch] [ch]Am[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]\r\ne|--------------------------------|\r\nB|--------------------------------|\r\nG|--------------------5--4--------|\r\nD|--7-x-x-x--5-x-x-x--5--5--7--5--| (2x)\r\nA|--7-x-x-x--5-x-x-x--3--2--7--5--|\r\nE|--5-5-5-5--3-3-3-3--------5--3--|[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Verse 2]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch] [ch]F[/ch]\r\nForward 30 years[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]Am[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]\r\nI still had the same fears[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]F[/ch] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]E/G#[/ch] [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nThen I saw Hedwig play at Bilgewater's gig[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]F[/ch] [ch]C[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAnd I felt the same envy and tears[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch] [ch]F[/ch]\r\nI decided right there[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]\r\nI can't be bothered to care[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]F[/ch] [ch]G[/ch] E/Gm [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nWhat other people think, I'm gonna dye my pubes pink[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]F[/ch] [ch]C[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAnd throw out all my Hanes underwear[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Chorus 2]\r\n[tab] [ch]C[/ch] [ch]G/B[/ch]\r\nI'm not transgender, I'm a lazy crossdresser[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]Am[/ch] [ch]F[/ch]\r\nWho thinks makeup is too much of an ordeal[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]C[/ch] [ch]G/B[/ch]\r\nI paint my toes and wear shiny tight clothes[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]D[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]\r\nNot for the look, but how it makes me feel[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]F[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]\r\nI don't need things just right, I'm a tranvest-lite[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]C[/ch] [ch]G/B[/ch] [ch]Am[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]\r\nI only shave to do the Time Warp midnight Saturday[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]F[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]\r\nI'm done with self-pity, I don't have to feel shitty[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]E/G#[/ch] [ch]Am[/ch] [ch]F[/ch]\r\n'Cause I wanna look pretty, so I give it the old city College try[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nDon't get me wrong, I still wanna be a guy[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]F[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]\r\nWho sometimes likes to dress like a girl[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]E/G#[/ch] [ch]Am[/ch]\r\n(He sometimes likes to wear diamonds and pearls)[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]F[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]\r\nDon't think I don't know I'm not fooling anyone[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]E/G#[/ch] [ch]Am[/ch]\r\n(He's a cross between Adele and Charlie Chaplin)[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]F[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]\r\nYou gotta know it's not just girls[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]C[/ch]\r\nwho just wanna have fun![/tab]","plain_text":"[Verse 1]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus 1]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse 2]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus 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