{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":2257421,"song":"To Be A Liberal","artist":"Roy Zimmerman","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11475313-to-be-a-liberal-chords-by-roy-zimmerman/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/2257421?type=chord","rating":0,"votes":0,"content":"[Verse]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]\r\nOn my way in here tonight[/tab]\r\n[tab]             [ch]G#m[/ch]              [ch]A[/ch]\r\nI bruised my nose hugging a tree.[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]F#m[/ch]                                            [ch]Dmaj7[/ch]\r\nI was late ‘cause I had to stop by on my way in San Quentin[/tab]\r\n[tab]                     [ch]E[/ch]\r\nto set a criminal free.[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G#m[/ch]                                                                                  [ch]G#[/ch]\r\nAnd I ran out on seven-grain bee-pollen macrobiotic organic sustainable medical marijuana[/tab]\r\n[tab]              [ch]A[/ch]\r\nfor my jerky knee.[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]E[/ch]    [ch]F#m[/ch]     [ch]G#m[/ch]\r\nDo you know how hard it is[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]F#m[/ch]\r\nto be a liberal?[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]B[/ch]\r\nWell, do ya?[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]                                                    [ch]G#m[/ch]\r\nI had to learn to speak French, Spanish, Hindi, and dolphin[/tab]\r\n[tab]                [ch]A[/ch]\r\njust so I could relate.[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]F#m[/ch]\r\nI’m exhausted from taxing and spending,[/tab]\r\nand controlling the media, and hiding my agenda,\r\n[tab]                [ch]Dmaj7[/ch]                            [ch]E[/ch]\r\nand ruling San Francisco as a separatist nation-state.[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]G#m[/ch]\r\nAnd in yoga today, I got bent out of shape[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                                            [ch]G#[/ch]\r\n‘cause the guy doing bow-pulling pulls in front of me was intolerant[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]A[/ch]\r\nwhich I hate![/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]E[/ch]    [ch]F#m[/ch]     [ch]G#m[/ch]\r\nDo you know how hard it is[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]F#m[/ch]\r\nto be a liberal?[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]B[/ch]\r\nWell, do ya?[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nConstantly feeding the hungry[/tab]\r\n[tab]                  [ch]C[/ch]\r\nand bleeding my heart[/tab]\r\nand exceeding my budget\r\n[tab]               [ch]Fmaj7[/ch]\r\nand needing approval[/tab]\r\nand reading The Nation\r\n[tab]                   [ch]A#[/ch]        [ch]D[/ch]\r\nand leading a sing-along — EVERYBODY![/tab]\r\n(No wait, that was just an impulse. Sorry.)\r\n[ch]D[/ch]   [ch]A[/ch]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]\r\nI was shootin’ hoops with some brothas[/tab]\r\n[tab]                          [ch]G#m[/ch]\r\nwhen I sprained my ba-donka-donk[/tab]\r\n[tab]                          [ch]A[/ch]\r\nand ya know that ain’t chill.[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]F#m[/ch]\r\nI saved an endangered snail-darter[/tab]\r\nfrom being eaten by an endangered spotted owl\r\n[tab] [ch]F#m[/ch]\r\nwhich I saved from being eaten by an endangered snow-leopard[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                      [ch]Dmaj7[/ch]\r\nwhich I saved from being shot by a poacher[/tab]\r\n[tab]              [ch]E[/ch]\r\nwho I had to kill — (with kindness. It took a while.)[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G#m[/ch]\r\nAnd I hit a speed bump and I spilled my chi-latte all over the hemp-covered seats of my Prius[/tab]\r\nand the speed-bump\r\nturned out to be a homeless Native American\r\n[tab] [ch]F#m[/ch]\r\nso I apologized and gave him some land,[/tab]\r\nI stomped out his cigarette and took away his gun and shot myself in the nuts on my way to\r\n[tab]                                                                                  [ch]G#[/ch]                   [ch]A[/ch]\r\nmy frivolous lawsuit for sexual harassment where I was suing myself ‘cause I masturbated — against my will![/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]E[/ch]    [ch]F#m[/ch]  [ch]G#m[/ch]\r\nDo you know how hard it is[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]F#m[/ch]\r\nto be me?[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]E[/ch]    [ch]F#m[/ch]  [ch]G#m[/ch]\r\nDo you know how hard it is[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]F#m[/ch]         [ch]A[/ch]    [ch]B[/ch]\r\njust to be a knee-jerk liberal?[/tab]\r\n[tab]              [ch]F#m[/ch]\r\nWhat I wouldn’t give[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]A[/ch]         [ch]B[/ch]           [ch]E[/ch]\r\nto be a circle-jerk conservative![/tab]","plain_text":"[Verse]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nand controlling the media, and hiding my agenda,\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nand exceeding my budget\n\nand reading The Nation\n\n(No wait, that was just an impulse. Sorry.)\nD   A\n\n\n\n\n\nfrom being eaten by an endangered spotted owl\n\n\n\n\nand the speed-bump\nturned out to be a homeless Native American\n\nI stomped out his cigarette and took away his gun and shot myself in the nuts on my way to","chords":["E","G#m","A","F#m","Dmaj7","G#","B","G","C","Fmaj7","A#","D"],"chord_diagrams":{"A":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,1,2,3,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,2,0]},"B":{"barres":[2],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,1,2,3,4,1],"frets":[-1,2,4,4,4,2]},"C":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,3,2,0,1,0],"frets":[0,3,2,0,1,0]},"D":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,1,3,2],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,2]},"Dmaj7":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,1,1,1],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,2,2]},"E":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,3,1,0,0],"frets":[0,2,2,1,0,0]},"Fmaj7":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[1,0,3,4,2,0],"frets":[1,-1,2,2,1,0]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]}}}