{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":2256575,"song":"Bald Guy","artist":"Nice Peter","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11475127-bald-guy-chords-by-nice-peter/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/2256575?type=chord","rating":0,"votes":0,"content":"[Verse]\r\n[tab][ch]Eb[/ch]            [ch]Ab[/ch]      [ch]Eb[/ch]\r\nJune fourth 2005 will always be remembered[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]Ab[/ch]                [ch]Eb[/ch]\r\nAs the day that I looked in to the mirror[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]Ab[/ch]                        [ch]Eb[/ch]\r\nAnd confirmed my suspicion... I'm losing my hair.  Eb G Ab x2[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Eb[/ch]                         [ch]G[/ch]          [ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nI could take a pill called Propecia,[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]Ab[/ch]           [ch]C[/ch]   [ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nIt causes pain in just one nut and that freaks me out.[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Eb[/ch]               [ch]G[/ch]             [ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nI could join the hair club for man,[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]Ab[/ch]       [ch]C[/ch]            [ch]Bb[/ch]      [ch]C[/ch]         [ch]Cm[/ch]\r\nThe salesman told me it's only as much as a car[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]Ab[/ch]               [ch]Eb[/ch]         [ch]G[/ch]            [ch]Cm[/ch]\r\nTo get a transplant, with only three weeks of head scabs[/tab]\r\n[tab]               [ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nThat's not for me... No![/tab]\r\nIf it's balding I am, it's a bald guy I'm gonna be!\r\nWoah, woah, yeah! \r\n\r\n[Instrumental]\r\n[ch]Eb[/ch] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]Ab[/ch] x2  [ch]Eb[/ch]\r\n\r\n[tab]               [ch]Gm[/ch] [ch]Bb[/ch]  [ch]Ab[/ch]                                             [ch]Eb[/ch]\r\nI know I'm not alone, every room I go to some dude knows how I feel,[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]Gm[/ch] [ch]Bb[/ch] [ch]E[/ch]                                        [ch]Eb[/ch]          [ch]C[/ch]       [ch]Cm[/ch]\r\nIt's just hair, if we were truly evolved we woudn't have that shit anywhere.[/tab]\r\n[tab]                         [ch]Ab[/ch]              [ch]Eb[/ch]           [ch]G[/ch]        [ch]Cm[/ch]                      [ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nI can't change the way I look, but I can change how I look at it, 'cause if it's up to me[/tab]\r\n\r\nIf it's balding I am, it's a bald guy I'm gonna be!\r\nWoah, woah, yeah! \r\n\r\n[Instrumental]\r\n[ch]Eb[/ch] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]Ab[/ch] x2  [ch]Eb[/ch]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Cm[/ch]    [ch]G[/ch]                    [ch]Cm[/ch] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]Cm[/ch]\r\nBruce Willis is fucking hot[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Cm[/ch]          [ch]G[/ch]                               [ch]Ab[/ch]\r\nAnd Captain Picard is generally regarded as sexy,[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                [ch]Eb[/ch]\r\nI look just like that dude from Snatch.[/tab]\r\n[tab]                        [ch]Ab[/ch]                                  [ch]Abm[/ch]\r\nI'll just start working out and buy some clothes I'll be so cool,[/tab]\r\n[tab]                              [ch]Eb[/ch]   [ch]G[/ch]  [ch]Ab[/ch]\r\nNo one will notice I'm a bald guy.[/tab]\r\nGonna be a bald guy\r\nGonna be a bald guy","plain_text":"[Verse]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nIf it's balding I am, it's a bald guy I'm gonna be!\nWoah, woah, yeah! \n\n[Instrumental]\nEb G Ab x2  Eb\n\n\n\n\n\nIf it's balding I am, it's a bald guy I'm gonna be!\nWoah, woah, yeah! \n\n[Instrumental]\nEb G Ab x2  Eb\n\n\n\n\n\n\nGonna be a bald guy\nGonna be a bald guy","chords":["Eb","Ab","G","Bb","C","Cm","Gm","E","Abm"],"chord_diagrams":{"C":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,3,2,0,1,0],"frets":[0,3,2,0,1,0]},"Cm":{"barres":[3],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,1,3,4,2,1],"frets":[-1,3,5,5,4,3]},"E":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,3,1,0,0],"frets":[0,2,2,1,0,0]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]},"Gm":{"barres":[3],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[1,3,4,1,1,1],"frets":[3,5,5,3,3,3]}}}