{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":2253259,"song":"I Steal Pets","artist":"Rachel Bloom","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11474414-i-steal-pets-chords-by-rachel-bloom/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/2253259?type=chord","rating":0.1725,"votes":0,"content":"[tab][ch]Gb[/ch]\r\nOhhhh[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Ab[/ch]\r\nYeaaaaah[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Db[/ch]\r\nSchool is really boring[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Db[/ch]\r\nCan't wait for the bell to ring[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]Gb[/ch]                            [ch]Ab[/ch]\r\n€˜Cause tonight I'm hanging with all of my friends![/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]Db[/ch]\r\nGonna party through the night-[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]Db[/ch]\r\nKaraoke, pillow fights[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]Gb[/ch]\r\nThe music's loud, the lights are bright[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]Ab[/ch]\r\nIt never ends[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]Gb[/ch]              [ch]Ab[/ch]\r\nI have so many friends![/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]      [ch]Db[/ch]                                               [ch]Gb[/ch]             [ch]Ab[/ch]\r\nCause I steal pets from the popular people and then dress the pets up like the popular people[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Db[/ch]                                         [ch]Gb[/ch]             [ch]Ab[/ch]\r\nI steal pets from the popular people and hide them all in a shed[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]Db[/ch]                                              [ch]Gb[/ch]              [ch]Ab[/ch]\r\nYeah! I steal pets from the popular people and then dress the pets up like the popular people[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]Db[/ch]\r\nI steal pets from the popular people[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]Db[/ch]\r\nAnd lock them in my shed[/tab]\r\n\r\n[ch]G[/ch] - [ch]A[/ch]\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Db[/ch]\r\nAt school, life can be such a drag[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]Db[/ch]\r\nWhitney Jones called me a f**[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Gb[/ch]                      [ch]Ab[/ch]\r\nBut her cat ate salmon out of my hand![/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]Db[/ch]\r\nI smiled at Michael in the halls[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]Db[/ch]\r\nThen he spread rumors I have b****[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]Gb[/ch]                    [ch]Ab[/ch]\r\nBut I taught his dog to hug on command![/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]G[/ch]\r\nI have so many friends![/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]A[/ch]\r\nRight, dog?![/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab]      [ch]Db[/ch]                                               [ch]Gb[/ch]             [ch]Ab[/ch]\r\nCause I steal pets from the popular people and then dress the pets up like the popular people[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Db[/ch]                                         [ch]Gb[/ch]             [ch]Ab[/ch]\r\nI steal pets from the popular people and hide them all in a shed[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]Db[/ch]                                              [ch]Gb[/ch]              [ch]Ab[/ch]\r\nYeah! I steal pets from the popular people and then dress the pets up like the popular people[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]Db[/ch]\r\nI steal pets from the popular people[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]Db[/ch]\r\nAnd paint their nails red- take it Cuddles![/tab]\r\n\r\n       (no chords)\r\nBark bark bark bark bark yeah!\r\n\r\nBark bark bark bark bark yeah!\r\n\r\nBark bark bark bark bark yeah!\r\n\r\nRawrrrrrrr\r\n\r\n[tab]           [ch]Bbm[/ch]                       [ch]Db[/ch]\r\nIt's the seventh grade dance in the shed tonight[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]Ab[/ch]                 [ch]Db[/ch]\r\nAnd I'm the life of it all[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]Gb[/ch]                  [ch]Db[/ch]\r\nCats and dogs all groovin' with me[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]Gb[/ch]\r\nWe're havin' such a ball[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Bbm[/ch]            [ch]Db[/ch]          [ch]Ab[/ch]                [ch]Db[/ch]\r\nI start slow dancing with Greg Mendelsson's terrier mix[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]Gb[/ch]                     [ch]Db[/ch]\r\nHe's wearing a suit and he has Greg's eyes[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Ab[/ch]\r\nSuddenly[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Ab[/ch]\r\nWe kiss![/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab]      [ch]Db[/ch]                                               [ch]Gb[/ch]             [ch]Ab[/ch]\r\nCause I steal pets from the popular people and then dress the pets up like the popular people[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Db[/ch]                                         [ch]Gb[/ch]             [ch]Ab[/ch]\r\nI steal pets from the popular people and hide them all in a shed[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]Db[/ch]                                              [ch]Gb[/ch]              [ch]Ab[/ch]\r\nYeah! I steal pets from the popular people and then dress the pets up like the popular people[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]Db[/ch]\r\nI steal pets from the popular people[/tab]\r\n   (no chord)\r\nMy parents both are dead\r\n\r\nBoo!\r\n\r\n[tab]     [ch]Db[/ch]\r\nI steal pets from the popular people[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]Gb[/ch]                [ch]Ab[/ch]\r\n(Pets aren't yours, pets are mine)[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]Db[/ch]\r\nThen dress them up like the popular people[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]Gb[/ch]                 [ch]Ab[/ch]\r\n(Pets aren't yours, pets are mine)[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]Db[/ch]\r\nYeah I steal pets from the popular people[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]Gb[/ch]                 [ch]Ab[/ch]\r\n(Pets aren't yours, pets are mine)[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]Db[/ch]\r\nAnd dress them up like the popular people[/tab]\r\n  (no chords)\r\nAll of them are mine!\r\n\r\n[tab]    [ch]Db[/ch]                        [ch]Gb[/ch]         [ch]Ab[/ch]\r\nI steal pets, I steal pets, lock them in my shed[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Db[/ch] [ch]Gb[/ch] [ch]Ab[/ch] [ch]Db[/ch] [ch]Gb[/ch] [ch]Ab[/ch] [ch]Db[/ch]\r\nI steal peeeeeeeeeeetttttss[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Db[/ch]\r\nLock them in my shed[/tab]","plain_text":"G - A\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n       (no chords)\nBark bark bark bark bark yeah!\n\nBark bark bark bark bark yeah!\n\nBark bark bark bark bark yeah!\n\nRawrrrrrrr\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n   (no chord)\nMy parents both are dead\n\nBoo!\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n  (no chords)\nAll of them are mine!","chords":["Gb","Ab","Db","G","A","Bbm"],"chord_diagrams":{"A":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,1,2,3,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,2,0]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]}}}