{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":2243625,"song":"The Fly","artist":"Chad Morgan","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11472631-the-fly-chords-by-chad-morgan/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/2243625?type=chord","rating":0.02577,"votes":0,"content":"[Verse]\r\n[tab]    [ch]C[/ch]\r\nI was sitting down having me lunch today[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]C[/ch]\r\nWhen a strange sight caught my eye[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]C[/ch]\r\nA dirty big blowie was hitchin' a ride[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]G[/ch]\r\nOn the back of another fly[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]F[/ch]\r\nThen I looked across at the window[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]C[/ch]\r\nWhere a louvre it was broke[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]C[/ch]\r\nThey were flying in like siamese twins[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]G[/ch]             [ch]C[/ch]\r\nAnd I almost bloody choked[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]           [ch]G[/ch]\r\nThey were joined in copulation[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]C[/ch]\r\nOn the amrest of the chair[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]C[/ch]                           [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAll increasing population fornicating everywhere[/tab]\r\n[tab]             [ch]F[/ch]\r\nThey were shagging in the kitchen[/tab]\r\n[tab]             [ch]C[/ch]\r\nThey were shagging in the hall[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]C[/ch]\r\nWhile keeping perfect rythym[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]G[/ch]              [ch]C[/ch]\r\nWith the clock upon the wall[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]  [ch]G[/ch]\r\nThen one randy blue arse bastard[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]C[/ch]\r\nWith affection for the dead[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]C[/ch]\r\nSpies a fly stuck to the paper[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]G[/ch]\r\nHanging just above me head[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]F[/ch]\r\nAnd he postumourusly rapes her[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]C[/ch]\r\nAnd gets stuck up there like a bat[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]C[/ch]\r\nOh if your a fly and you had to die[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]G[/ch]                [ch]C[/ch]\r\nWould you like to die like that[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]   [ch]C[/ch]\r\nWell me dad came home from work[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]C[/ch]\r\nAll buggered hot and dry[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]C[/ch]\r\nSaid if I don't have a coldie soon[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]G[/ch]\r\nI'm surely gonna die[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]F[/ch]\r\nNo sooner had he poured it out[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]C[/ch]\r\nAnd Lord he had a fit[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]C[/ch]\r\nWhen a double deckered duo[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]G[/ch]                    [ch]C[/ch]\r\nDown upon the froth they lit[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]C[/ch]\r\nAnd as they swam, they humped and drank[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]C[/ch]\r\nAnd breaststroked 'round the glass[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]C[/ch]\r\nThe electric light was gleaming[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]G[/ch]\r\nBright off his iridescent arse[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]F[/ch]\r\nAnd slowly drunk they finally sunk[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]C[/ch]\r\nAt last when the beer was flat[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]C[/ch]\r\nNow if I was a fly and I had to die[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]G[/ch]                  [ch]C[/ch]\r\nI'd like to die like that[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]   [ch]C[/ch]\r\nWell the family were all sitting down[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]C[/ch]\r\nThe evening meal to dine[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]C[/ch]\r\nA great big chook that mum had cooked[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]G[/ch]\r\nReally looked divine[/tab]\r\n[tab]              [ch]F[/ch]\r\nThen those double deckered blowies[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]C[/ch]\r\nReappeared from everywhere[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]C[/ch]\r\nDepravity was on the wing[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]G[/ch]               [ch]C[/ch]\r\nAnd lust was in the air[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]C[/ch]\r\nThey were scruffing in the stuffin'[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]C[/ch]\r\nAnd on the potatoes[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]C[/ch]\r\nAnd one was chockabloc[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]G[/ch]\r\nPerched on the parson's nose[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]F[/ch]\r\nIt was quick but it was messy[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]C[/ch]\r\nDown came the swatter flat[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]C[/ch]\r\nOh if your a fly and you had to die[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]G[/ch]                [ch]C[/ch]\r\nWould you like to die like that[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]       [ch]G[/ch]\r\nOh if your a fly and you had to die[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]C[/ch]\r\nWould you like it quick and clean[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]C[/ch]\r\nAnaethitised before your eyes[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]G[/ch]\r\nWith Pebeau or Mortein[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]F[/ch]\r\nBut of all the ways that I could die[/tab]\r\n[tab]              [ch]C[/ch]\r\nI'd like to drown in beer the best[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]C[/ch]\r\nBut I'll be happy you know[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]C[/ch]\r\nWhen it's time to go[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]G[/ch]            [ch]C[/ch]\r\nIf I go on the nest[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]C[/ch]\r\nI'll be happy you know[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]C[/ch]\r\nWhen it's time to go[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]G[/ch]            [ch]C[/ch]      [ch]G[/ch] [ch]C[/ch]\r\nIf I go on the nest[/tab]","plain_text":"[Verse]","chords":["C","A","G","F"],"chord_diagrams":{"C":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,3,2,0,1,0],"frets":[0,3,2,0,1,0]},"F":{"barres":[1],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[1,3,4,2,1,1],"frets":[1,3,3,2,1,1]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]}}}