{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":2224219,"song":"Haircut","artist":"Lemon Demon","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11469901-haircut-chords-by-lemon-demon/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/2224219?type=chord","rating":4.77519,"votes":5,"content":"[Intro]\r\n[ch]B7[/ch]\r\n\r\n[Part 1]\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]\r\nYou ought to get your hair cut, it's getting awfully hippy-like[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]A7[/ch]\r\nThe barber closes soon, you better make it zippy[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                            [ch]C[/ch]\r\nLike a cheetah sporting some Adidas so you[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]        [ch]C[/ch]       [ch]D[/ch]      [ch]G[/ch]      [ch]C[/ch]          [ch]Am[/ch]           [ch]D[/ch]\r\nRun from here to there, as the wind blows through your hair[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]            [ch]Cmaj7[/ch]\r\nSuddenly you stop[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                     [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nPerhaps you like your mop[/tab]\r\n[tab]             [ch]D[/ch]                    [ch]B[/ch]\r\nNow we gotta know, do you chop it off [go to 2.1][/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]Em[/ch]        [ch]G[/ch]      [ch]A[/ch]      [ch]B7[/ch]\r\nOr do you scoff and let it grow? [go to 2.2][/tab]\r\n\r\n[Part 2.1]\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]\r\nYou run into the store, and meet with Mr Barber[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]A7[/ch]\r\nAs he starts to cut your hair, the fellow seems to harbour[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]D[/ch]                     [ch]C[/ch]\r\nAn improper eagerness to chop your ears off[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]     [ch]C[/ch]        [ch]D[/ch]          [ch]G[/ch]        [ch]C[/ch]     [ch]Am[/ch]      [ch]D[/ch]\r\nSuddenly those dull, dull scissors jam into your skull[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]C[/ch]               [ch]Cmaj7[/ch]\r\nThe man says oopsie-daisy[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]G[/ch]                 [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nSometimes my hands go crazy[/tab]\r\n[tab]                [ch]D[/ch]\r\nBlood begins to spout[/tab]\r\n[tab]                     [ch]B[/ch]\r\nDo you go to the hospital [go to 3.1][/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]Em[/ch]       [ch]G[/ch]        [ch]A[/ch]       [ch]B7[/ch]\r\nOr try to pull the scissors out? [go to 3.2][/tab]\r\n\r\n[Part 2.2]\r\n[tab]    [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nYou stick it to the man that, don't cut your hair don't even shave[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]A7[/ch]\r\nFor you are now a hippie! You find yourself a sign to wave[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]D[/ch]                        [ch]C[/ch]\r\nAnd protest fighting for the oppressed people[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]  [ch]C[/ch]        [ch]D[/ch]      [ch]G[/ch]       [ch]C[/ch]      [ch]Am[/ch]  [ch]D[/ch]\r\nAnimals and trees, but the system disagrees![/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]           [ch]Cmaj7[/ch]\r\nViolence is transpiring[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]             [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nCops are open firing[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]D[/ch]\r\nRiots all around[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]B[/ch]\r\nDo you run away [go to 3.3][/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]Em[/ch]       [ch]G[/ch]         [ch]A[/ch]         [ch]B7[/ch]\r\nOr do you stay and hold your ground? [go to 3.4][/tab]\r\n\r\n[Part 3.1]\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]\r\nYou run right out the door, and over to the hospital[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A7[/ch]\r\nInto the waiting room, which looks just like a moshpit[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]D[/ch]                           [ch]C[/ch]\r\nFull of bleeders flipping through a readers' digest[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]         [ch]C[/ch]     [ch]D[/ch]       [ch]G[/ch]         [ch]C[/ch]       [ch]Am[/ch]        [ch]D[/ch]\r\nYou queue up in line, behind some guy who broke his spine[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]            [ch]Cmaj7[/ch]\r\nLater in the story[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]G[/ch]              [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nYour doctor is Hugh Laurie[/tab]\r\n[tab]               [ch]D[/ch]\r\nWell you gotta laugh[/tab]\r\n[tab]                   [ch]B[/ch]\r\nShould he fix your head [go to 4.1][/tab]\r\n[tab]              [ch]Em[/ch]      [ch]G[/ch]    [ch]A[/ch]        [ch]B7[/ch]\r\nOr should you get his autograph? [go to 4.2][/tab]\r\n\r\n[Part 3.2]\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]\r\nYou firmly yank the scissors, they're stuck no matter how you strain[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A7[/ch]\r\nBut now you're feeling tingly, it seems their pressence in your brain[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]D[/ch]                 [ch]C[/ch]\r\nReleases your telekinesis powers[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]      [ch]C[/ch]    [ch]D[/ch]    [ch]G[/ch]       [ch]C[/ch]        [ch]Am[/ch]       [ch]D[/ch]\r\nIf you so desire objects float or catch on fire[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]              [ch]Cmaj7[/ch]\r\nThis psychic potential[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nCould prove consequential[/tab]\r\n[tab]                  [ch]D[/ch]\r\nEh, well what the hell.[/tab]\r\n[tab]               [ch]B[/ch]\r\nNow you wonder should[/tab]\r\n[tab]                        [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nYou use your powers for good [go to 4.3][/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]G[/ch]     [ch]A[/ch]      [ch]B7[/ch]\r\nOr for evil? [go to 4.4][/tab]\r\n\r\n[Part 3.3]\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]\r\nYou shriek and run away, like a little pansy[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A7[/ch]\r\nAnd you move into the woods, to live like a chimpanzee[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]D[/ch]                       [ch]C[/ch]\r\nBack to nature but you find you hate your neighbours[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]      [ch]C[/ch]       [ch]D[/ch]      [ch]G[/ch]          [ch]C[/ch]          [ch]Am[/ch]     [ch]D[/ch]\r\nMostly its the bears, can't they mind their own affairs?[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                 [ch]Cmaj7[/ch]\r\nThey've got you surrounded[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                   [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nNow you're quite confounded[/tab]\r\n[tab]              [ch]D[/ch]\r\nWhat is this about?[/tab]\r\n[tab]              [ch]B[/ch]\r\nDo you try to fight [go to 4.5][/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]Em[/ch]    [ch]G[/ch]           [ch]A[/ch]      [ch]B7[/ch]\r\nOr just politely talk things out? [go to 4.6][/tab]\r\n\r\n[Part 3.4]\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]\r\nYou make it through the riots, the public wants your story told[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A7[/ch]\r\nSo you write a book, the sales come in low and behold[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]D[/ch]                       [ch]C[/ch]\r\nIt's caught on earning you a spot on Oprah[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]        [ch]C[/ch]          [ch]D[/ch]      [ch]G[/ch]          [ch]C[/ch]         [ch]Am[/ch]      [ch]D[/ch]\r\nShe just smiles and winks. Looks like she's had several drinks...[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                    [ch]Cmaj7[/ch]\r\nHalf way through the show[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]              [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nOprah lets you know[/tab]\r\n[tab]                  [ch]D[/ch]\r\nShe must have you now[/tab]\r\n[tab]                       [ch]B[/ch]\r\nDo you slap her in the face [go to 4.7][/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]Em[/ch]        [ch]G[/ch]          [ch]A[/ch]        [ch]B7[/ch]\r\nOr do you bow chickachicka wow wow? [go to 4.8][/tab]\r\n\r\n[Part 4.1]\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]                             [ch]A7[/ch]\r\nHugh Laurie starts to scream, \"we have to operate!\"[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]D[/ch]                            [ch]C[/ch]\r\nHe calls upon his team, there's no time to sedate[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]    [ch]C[/ch]   [ch]Am[/ch]  [ch]C[/ch]    [ch]D[/ch]      [ch]G[/ch]  [ch]C[/ch]  [ch]Am[/ch]  [ch]G[/ch]  [ch]Am[/ch] [ch]C[/ch]  [ch]D[/ch]\r\nWith his charming smirk, he begins to go to work[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]C[/ch]             [ch]Cmaj7[/ch]\r\nBut there's one forgotten factor:[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]G[/ch]                 [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nHugh Laurie's just an actor[/tab]\r\n[tab]               [ch]D[/ch]\r\nTurns out he's insane[/tab]\r\n[tab]                     [ch]B[/ch]\r\nThanks to him you're dead[/tab]\r\n[tab]                  [ch]Em[/ch]       [ch]G[/ch]       [ch]Asus[/ch]    [ch]Cmaj7[/ch]     [ch]G[/ch]\r\nHe opened up your head and then he ran off with your brain[/tab]\r\nYeah?!\r\n\r\n[Part 4.2]\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]                          [ch]A7[/ch]\r\n\"Would you be so kind?\" You timidly request[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]D[/ch]                       [ch]C[/ch]\r\n\"If you wouldn't mind to autograph your breast.\"[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]  [ch]C[/ch]   [ch]Am[/ch]    [ch]C[/ch]    [ch]D[/ch]      [ch]G[/ch]    [ch]C[/ch]  [ch]Am[/ch]    [ch]G[/ch] [ch]Am[/ch] [ch]C[/ch]  [ch]D[/ch]\r\nLaurie signs with grace, then he draws a happy face[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                [ch]Cmaj7[/ch]\r\nQuickly with no delay[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                 [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nYou put it up on ebay[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]D[/ch]\r\nBut to no success[/tab]\r\n[tab]                   [ch]B[/ch]\r\nYour auction gets removed[/tab]\r\n[tab]               [ch]Em[/ch]       [ch]G[/ch]           [ch]Asus[/ch]     [ch]Cmaj7[/ch]  [ch]G[/ch]\r\nEbay says that you violated their terms of service[/tab]\r\nOh no.\r\n\r\n[Part 4.3]\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]                       [ch]A7[/ch]\r\nYou spend all your time, even Friday nights[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                    [ch]C[/ch]\r\nBeating up on crime, wearing spandex tights[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]G[/ch]  [ch]C[/ch] [ch]Am[/ch]    [ch]C[/ch] [ch]D[/ch]    [ch]G[/ch]  [ch]C[/ch]   [ch]Am[/ch]  [ch]G[/ch]   [ch]Am[/ch]  [ch]C[/ch]   [ch]D[/ch]\r\nNow everyone's a fan, of the psychic scissor man[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                 [ch]Cmaj7[/ch]\r\nNow you're making millions[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]G[/ch]            [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nDefeating supervillains[/tab]\r\n[tab]                [ch]D[/ch]\r\nBut beneath the fame[/tab]\r\n[tab]                [ch]B[/ch]\r\nAnd beneath the cape[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]Em[/ch]       [ch]G[/ch]         [ch]Asus[/ch] [ch]Cmaj7[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]\r\nThere is no escaping from your se - cret  shame[/tab]\r\nShame\r\n\r\n[Part 4.4]\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]                  [ch]A7[/ch]\r\nQuickly you embark, on a trail of hate[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                     [ch]C[/ch]\r\nCreeping in the dark, twisting mankind's fate[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]G[/ch]     [ch]C[/ch]       [ch]Am[/ch] [ch]C[/ch]    [ch]D[/ch]\r\nNow the whole world's in your palms[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch] [ch]C[/ch] [ch]Am[/ch]   [ch]G[/ch]   [ch]Am[/ch] [ch]C[/ch] [ch]D[/ch]\r\nActivate the atom bombs[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]               [ch]Cmaj7[/ch]\r\nSeveral seconds after[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]            [ch]Am[/ch]                      [ch]D[/ch]\r\nYou erupt in laughter, quite maniacally[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]B[/ch]            [ch]Em[/ch]    [ch]G[/ch]     [ch]Asus[/ch]  [ch]Cmaj7[/ch]  [ch]G[/ch]\r\nHa haha haha ha haha haha ha ha ha ha ha ha hee hee[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Part 4.5]\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]                        [ch]A7[/ch]\r\nYou're prepared to fight. The wretched beasts attack[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]D[/ch]                          [ch]C[/ch]\r\nThey bear their teeth and bite, but you bite them back[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]    [ch]C[/ch]      [ch]Am[/ch]     [ch]C[/ch]    [ch]D[/ch]\r\nSoon you've killed them all.[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]   [ch]C[/ch]   [ch]Am[/ch]  [ch]G[/ch]     [ch]Am[/ch]   [ch]C[/ch]   [ch]D[/ch]\r\nAll but one who's much too small[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]C[/ch]                  [ch]Cmaj7[/ch]\r\nAnd since you're not a brute[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]G[/ch]                   [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nAnd since that cub's so cute[/tab]\r\n[tab]                   [ch]D[/ch]\r\nYou adopt him as a son[/tab]\r\n[tab]                   [ch]B[/ch]\r\nThen that bear and you[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]Em[/ch]    [ch]G[/ch]         [ch]Asus[/ch] [ch]Cmaj7[/ch]  [ch]G[/ch]\r\nRealise a new adventure's just begun[/tab]\r\nYeah!\r\n\r\n[Part 4.6]\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]                     [ch]A7[/ch]\r\nSo you ask them why we can't just get along[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                    [ch]C[/ch]\r\nAnd the bears reply \"You've got us all wrong\"[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]G[/ch]  [ch]C[/ch]    [ch]Am[/ch]   [ch]C[/ch]  [ch]D[/ch]      [ch]G[/ch]    [ch]C[/ch] [ch]Am[/ch]    [ch]G[/ch]      [ch]Am[/ch] [ch]C[/ch]   [ch]D[/ch]\r\n\"We come from up there! From a place called Planet Bear\"[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                  [ch]Cmaj7[/ch]\r\nOn their ship they take you[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                 [ch]Am[/ch]                       [ch]D[/ch]\r\nTo their home and make you King of all the bears[/tab]\r\n[tab]                   [ch]B[/ch]                    [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nAnd that seals the deal, proving God is real[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]G[/ch]       [ch]Asus[/ch]     [ch]Cmaj7[/ch]   [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAnd that he listened to your prayer[/tab]\r\nAmen\r\n\r\n[Part 4.7]\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]                     [ch]A7[/ch]\r\nYou slap Oprah's face, at once her loyal staff[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]\r\nStart spraying you with Mace[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]C[/ch]\r\nAnd Oprah starts to laugh[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]  [ch]C[/ch]   [ch]Am[/ch] [ch]C[/ch] [ch]D[/ch]\r\nAs the audience[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch] [ch]C[/ch] [ch]Am[/ch]    [ch]G[/ch]   [ch]Am[/ch] [ch]C[/ch] [ch]D[/ch]\r\nOvertakes you in defence[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]               [ch]Cmaj7[/ch]\r\nOf their lovely hostess[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]               [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nNow your ass is toast yes[/tab]\r\n[tab]              [ch]D[/ch]\r\nSorry my dear friend[/tab]\r\n[tab]                   [ch]B[/ch]\r\nGuess you're gonna die[/tab]\r\n[tab]                   [ch]Em[/ch]    [ch]G[/ch]          [ch]Asus[/ch] [ch]Cmaj7[/ch]  [ch]G[/ch]\r\nYou better say goodbye because this is  the  end[/tab]\r\nYou suck\r\n\r\n[Part 8]\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]                      [ch]A7[/ch]\r\nYou and Oprah kiss, the audience goes wild[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                  [ch]C[/ch]\r\nVoyeuristic bliss, suddenly you're piled[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]  [ch]C[/ch]   [ch]Am[/ch] [ch]C[/ch]   [ch]D[/ch]\r\nOn the studio floor[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]   [ch]C[/ch]  [ch]Am[/ch]     [ch]G[/ch]  [ch]Am[/ch]  [ch]C[/ch]   [ch]D[/ch]\r\nNow it starts to get hardcore[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]           [ch]Cmaj7[/ch]\r\nOn live television[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]             [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nPassionate collision[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]D[/ch]               [ch]B[/ch]\r\nEvidential love, genuine romance[/tab]\r\n[tab]                [ch]Em[/ch]          [ch]G[/ch]       [ch]Asus[/ch]  [ch]Cmaj7[/ch]  [ch]G[/ch]\r\nMaybe there's a chance that you and Oprah are in love[/tab]","plain_text":"[Intro]\nB7\n\n[Part 1]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Part 2.1]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Part 2.2]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Part 3.1]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Part 3.2]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Part 3.3]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Part 3.4]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Part 4.1]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nYeah?!\n\n[Part 4.2]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nOh no.\n\n[Part 4.3]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nShame\n\n[Part 4.4]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Part 4.5]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nYeah!\n\n[Part 4.6]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nAmen\n\n[Part 4.7]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nYou suck\n\n[Part 8]","chords":["B7","Em","A7","D","C","G","Am","Cmaj7","B","A","Asus"],"chord_diagrams":{"A":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,1,2,3,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,2,0]},"A7":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,1,0,2,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,0,2,0]},"Am":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,2,3,1,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,1,0]},"B":{"barres":[2],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,1,2,3,4,1],"frets":[-1,2,4,4,4,2]},"B7":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,1,3,0,4],"frets":[-1,2,1,2,0,2]},"C":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,3,2,0,1,0],"frets":[0,3,2,0,1,0]},"Cmaj7":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,3,2,0,0,0],"frets":[-1,3,2,0,0,0]},"D":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,1,3,2],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,2]},"Em":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,3,0,0,0],"frets":[0,2,2,0,0,0]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]}}}