{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":2174653,"song":"The Co-Optional Podcast - Espanto","artist":"Misc Unsigned Bands","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11466258-the-co-optional-podcast-espanto-chords-by-misc-unsigned-bands/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/2174653?type=chord","rating":0.11036,"votes":0,"content":"[Intro] (this part has only bass in it, but it's just the E note all the way)\r\nN.C.\r\n\"Three, two, one, {inconcievable noise}\"\r\n\r\nEXECUTE CO-OPTIONAL PODCAST\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]\r\n\"Ladies and gentlemen! Welcome, welcome to the Co-optional podcast.\"[/tab]\r\nN.C.\r\n\"Jesse Cox, welcome to the show!\"\r\nN.C.\r\n\"Do you want a 250 dollar statue of the Lutissus?\"\r\nN.C.\r\n\"Dodger!\"\r\nN.C.\r\n\"I got inside the toaster-\"\r\nN.C.\r\n\"My name is Totalbiscuit, I'm here to ask and answer one simple question..\"\r\nN.C.\r\n\"Oh there we go.\"\r\nN.C.\r\n\"That is obvious.\"\r\n\r\n[Verse] (guitar comes in here)\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]\r\nWTF is {inconcievable noise}, No![/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]\r\nWTF is {inconcievable noise}, No![/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]\r\nWTF is {inconcievable noise}, No![/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]\r\nWTF is {inconcievable noise}, No! No![/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]\r\nHello Chicago?[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]\r\nYeah, you got the big JC, what's going on?[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]\r\nWe got a deal for you[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]\r\n12 million dollars[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]\r\nYou know, where's the payoff?[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Pre-Chorus]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]\r\nBring the strippers and booze![/tab]\r\n[tab]                                [ch]D[/ch]\r\nWe do occasionally talk about videogames[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]\r\nBring the strippers and booze![/tab]\r\n[tab]                       [ch]D[/ch]\r\nI don't got time for vidyagames[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]\r\nBring the strippers and booze![/tab]\r\n[tab]                                      [ch]D[/ch]\r\nOh, thank god, I don't need pants now[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]\r\nAy, JC, whaddya doin'? Not much[/tab]\r\n\r\nJust making a fortune\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]\r\nIt's the Co-optional podcast[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]B[/ch]\r\nYeah, now sing the music[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nIt's the Co-optional podcast[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]\r\nBring the strippers and booze![/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]\r\nIt's the Co-optional podcast[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]B[/ch]\r\nI'm here to ask and answer one simple question[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nIt's the Co-optional podcast[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]\r\nGreat music[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]\r\nIt's the Co-optional podcast[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]B[/ch]\r\nCo-optional, Co-optional[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nIt's the Co-optional podcast[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]\r\nBring the strippers and booze![/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]\r\nIt's the Co-optional podcast[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]B[/ch]\r\nI'm here to ask and answer one simple question[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nIt's the Co-optional podcast[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]\r\n{Inconcievable noise}[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]   [ch]D[/ch]   [ch]E[/ch]\r\nYou got cox![/tab]\r\n\r\n[Interlude] (this again has just bass in it)\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]\r\n\"So, the D is becoming an issue...[/tab]\r\nIt'll go in just fine, the problem is has difficulty coming out.\r\nLike it gets really sticky\"\r\n\r\n\"Uh-oh.\"\r\n\r\n\"Right.\"\r\n\r\n\"And as a result it doesn't really function correctly.\"\r\n\r\n\"Oh man.\"\r\n\r\n\"Understandable.\"\r\n\r\n\"Yeah.\"\r\n\r\n[Bridge]\r\n[tab]           [ch]E[/ch]\r\nI love you uhh[/tab]\r\n\r\nYou are, a cinema\r\n[tab]             [ch]G[/ch]\r\nThen tell me why[/tab]\r\n\r\nYou are, a cinema\r\n[tab]  [ch]A[/ch]\r\nBabyy[/tab]\r\n\r\nYou are, a cinema\r\n[tab]             [ch]C[/ch]\r\nThen tell me why[/tab]\r\n\r\nYou are, a cinema\r\n\r\n[tab]          [ch]E[/ch]\r\nDo it all night[/tab]\r\n\r\nYou are, a cinema\r\n[tab]           [ch]G[/ch]\r\nI love you uhh[/tab]\r\n\r\nYou are, a cinema\r\n[tab]             [ch]A[/ch]\r\nThen tell me why[/tab]\r\n\r\nYou are, a cinema\r\n[tab]  [ch]C[/ch]\r\nBabyy[/tab]\r\n\r\nYou are, a cinema\r\n\r\n[Interlude]\r\n[tab]           [ch]E[/ch]\r\nOh I don't night now bae bae[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]      [ch]E[/ch]          [ch]F[/ch]      [ch]G[/ch]\r\nDabidy dab dabidy dab de doo[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]E[/ch]\r\nOh I don't night now bae bae[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]           [ch]E[/ch]        [ch]F[/ch]  [ch]G[/ch]\r\nIt's the Co-optional podcast[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\nOh I don't night now bae bae\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]      [ch]E[/ch]          [ch]F[/ch]      [ch]G[/ch]\r\nDabidy dab dabidy dab de doo[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]E[/ch]\r\nOh I don't night now bae bae[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]           [ch]E[/ch]        [ch]E[/ch]  [ch]D[/ch]    [ch]E[/ch]  [ch]D[/ch]\r\nIt's the Co-optional podcast podcast[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Spoken part]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]\r\n\"Jerk each other off and that's how we're gonna make this thing\"[/tab]\r\nN.C.\r\n\"Seven days a week, 24 hours a day\"\r\nN.C.\r\n\"Yecch, no. It's my fault. I did it. It was all me\"\r\nN.C.\r\n\"Oh man\"\r\nN.C.\r\n\"You f*cking what mate?\"\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]\r\nIt's the Co-optional podcast[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]B[/ch]\r\nYeah, now sing the music[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nIt's the Co-optional podcast[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]\r\nBring the strippers and booze![/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]\r\nIt's the Co-optional podcast[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]B[/ch]\r\nI'm here to ask and answer one simple question[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nIt's the Co-optional podcast[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]\r\nWe do occasionally talk about video games[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]\r\nIt's the Co-optional podcast[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]B[/ch]\r\nYeah, you should try it guys[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nIt's the Co-optional podcast[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]\r\nBring the strippers and booze![/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]\r\nIt's the Co-optional podcast[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]B[/ch]\r\nI'm here to ask and answer one simple question[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nIt's the Co-optional podcast[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]\r\n{Inconcievable noise}[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]   [ch]D[/ch]   [ch]E[/ch]\r\nYou got cox![/tab]\r\n\r\n[Spoken outro]\r\nN.C.\r\n\"Done. Now, get out of my office.\"\r\nN.C.\r\n\"What the f*ck am I supposed to do now?\"\r\n\r\n[tab]                        [ch]E[/ch]\r\nIt's the Co-optional podcast![/tab]","plain_text":"[Intro] (this part has only bass in it, but it's just the E note all the way)\nN.C.\n\"Three, two, one, {inconcievable noise}\"\n\nEXECUTE CO-OPTIONAL PODCAST\n\n\nN.C.\n\"Jesse Cox, welcome to the show!\"\nN.C.\n\"Do you want a 250 dollar statue of the Lutissus?\"\nN.C.\n\"Dodger!\"\nN.C.\n\"I got inside the toaster-\"\nN.C.\n\"My name is Totalbiscuit, I'm here to ask and answer one simple question..\"\nN.C.\n\"Oh there we go.\"\nN.C.\n\"That is obvious.\"\n\n[Verse] (guitar comes in here)\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Pre-Chorus]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nJust making a fortune\n\n[Chorus]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Interlude] (this again has just bass in it)\n\n\nIt'll go in just fine, the problem is has difficulty coming out.\nLike it gets really sticky\"\n\n\"Uh-oh.\"\n\n\"Right.\"\n\n\"And as a result it doesn't really function correctly.\"\n\n\"Oh man.\"\n\n\"Understandable.\"\n\n\"Yeah.\"\n\n[Bridge]\n\n\nYou are, a cinema\n\n\nYou are, a cinema\n\n\nYou are, a cinema\n\n\nYou are, a cinema\n\n\n\nYou are, a cinema\n\n\nYou are, a cinema\n\n\nYou are, a cinema\n\n\nYou are, a cinema\n\n[Interlude]\n\n\n\n\n\n\nOh I don't night now bae bae\n\n\n\n\n[Spoken part]\n\nN.C.\n\"Seven days a week, 24 hours a day\"\nN.C.\n\"Yecch, no. It's my fault. I did it. It was all me\"\nN.C.\n\"Oh man\"\nN.C.\n\"You f*cking what mate?\"\n\n[Chorus]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Spoken outro]\nN.C.\n\"Done. Now, get out of my office.\"\nN.C.\n\"What the f*ck am I supposed to do now?\"","chords":["E","C","D","B","G","A","F"],"chord_diagrams":{"A":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,1,2,3,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,2,0]},"B":{"barres":[2],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,1,2,3,4,1],"frets":[-1,2,4,4,4,2]},"C":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,3,2,0,1,0],"frets":[0,3,2,0,1,0]},"D":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,1,3,2],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,2]},"E":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,3,1,0,0],"frets":[0,2,2,1,0,0]},"F":{"barres":[1],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[1,3,4,2,1,1],"frets":[1,3,3,2,1,1]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]}}}