{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":2109879,"song":"Cheaper Than A Shrink","artist":"Joe Nichols","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11458090-cheaper-than-a-shrink-chords-by-joe-nichols/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/2109879?type=chord","rating":0.14981,"votes":0,"content":"Cheaper Than A Shrink\r\nWritten by Bill Anderson, Buddy Cannon & Jamey Johnson\r\nRecorded by Joe Nichols\r\n(Capo on 2)\r\n\r\n[Intro]\r\n[ch]D[/ch]\r\n\r\n[tab]      [ch]D[/ch]\r\nI was sittin' in a chair at the H & R Block[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]G[/ch]\r\nSome vain accountant pencil pusher runnin' up the clock[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]A[/ch]\r\nSaid, \"I'd tallied up your numbers through the end of the year[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]D[/ch]                               [ch]E[/ch]   [ch]F[/ch]     [ch]F#[/ch]\r\nSon, you spent a small fortune on liquor and beer\"[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n[tab]              [ch]G[/ch]                      [ch]D[/ch]                       [ch]F#[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]\r\nI said, \"It's cheaper than a shrink, you don't have to think[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]G#[/ch]   [ch]A[/ch]                     [ch]D[/ch]\r\nYou just pour and drink, yeah, 16.50 for a bottle of jack[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]   [ch]D[/ch]\r\nNo pourin' out your heart to some high dollar quack[/tab]\r\nJust a flip of the wrist and you're gettin' it done\r\n[tab]                                               [ch]E[/ch]    [ch]F[/ch]    [ch]F#[/ch]\r\nAnd gettin' just as messed up and havin' a lot more fun\"[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n[tab]         [ch]G[/ch]                      [ch]D[/ch]                       [ch]F#[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAnd it's cheaper than a shrink, you don't have to think[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]G#[/ch]   [ch]A[/ch]                          [ch]D[/ch]\r\nYou just pour and drink, yeah, it's cheaper than a shrink[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]    [ch]D[/ch]\r\nNow me and her had this little problem between us[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nTryin' to prove the gap between Mars and Venus[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]A[/ch]\r\nShe said, \"Honey, I think we need to see a marital councilor\"[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]D[/ch]                                    [ch]E[/ch]  [ch]F[/ch]       [ch]F#[/ch]\r\nI said, \"All we need to do is slam a case of 12 ouncers[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n[tab]            [ch]G[/ch]                      [ch]D[/ch]                       [ch]F#[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]\r\n'Cause it's cheaper than a shrink, you don't have to think[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]G#[/ch]   [ch]A[/ch]                     [ch]D[/ch]\r\nYou just pour and drink, 'bout 18 bucks will get you four 6 packs[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]   [ch]D[/ch]\r\nNo pourin' out your heart to some high dollar quack[/tab]\r\nJust a flip of the wrist and you're gettin' it done\r\n[tab]                                               [ch]E[/ch]    [ch]F[/ch]    [ch]F#[/ch]\r\nAnd gettin' just as messed up and havin' a lot more fun\"[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n[tab]         [ch]G[/ch]                      [ch]D[/ch]                       [ch]F#[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAnd it's cheaper than a shrink, you don't have to think[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]G#[/ch]   [ch]A[/ch]                        [ch]D[/ch]                     [ch]E[/ch] [ch]F[/ch] [ch]F#[/ch]\r\nYou just pour and drink, and it's cheaper than a shrink[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]   [ch]G[/ch]\r\nIf liquor prices soar as high as gasoline,[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]D[/ch]                                 [ch]F[/ch] [ch]F#[/ch]\r\nThen I'd a quit drinkin' when I was 19[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]G[/ch]\r\nIt's the oldest, most proven form of therapy[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]Em[/ch]                         [ch]A[/ch]\r\nThe best thing about it far as I can see is that it's[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                      [ch]D[/ch]                           [ch]F#[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]\r\nCheaper than a shrink, mmm you don't have to think[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]G#[/ch]   [ch]A[/ch]                        [ch]D[/ch]\r\nYou just pour and drink, and it's cheaper than a shrink[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]            [ch]A[/ch]                         [ch]D[/ch]\r\nOh you just pour and drink and it's a whole lot cheaper than some[/tab]\r\nBig town, clock hound, drag it down shrink","plain_text":"Cheaper Than A Shrink\nWritten by Bill Anderson, Buddy Cannon & Jamey Johnson\nRecorded by Joe Nichols\n(Capo on 2)\n\n[Intro]\nD\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus]\n\n\n\n\nJust a flip of the wrist and you're gettin' it done\n\n\n[Chorus]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus]\n\n\n\n\nJust a flip of the wrist and you're gettin' it done\n\n\n[Chorus]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus]\n\n\n\n\nBig town, clock hound, drag it down shrink","chords":["A","D","G","E","F","F#","G#","Em"],"chord_diagrams":{"A":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,1,2,3,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,2,0]},"D":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,1,3,2],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,2]},"E":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,3,1,0,0],"frets":[0,2,2,1,0,0]},"Em":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,3,0,0,0],"frets":[0,2,2,0,0,0]},"F":{"barres":[1],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[1,3,4,2,1,1],"frets":[1,3,3,2,1,1]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]}}}