{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":2109359,"song":"12","artist":"Cledus T Judd","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11457913-12-chords-by-cledus-t-judd/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/2109359?type=chord","rating":0.05983,"votes":0,"content":"[tab]     [ch]C[/ch]\r\nWell here's how this whole mess got started[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nHad a stripper at a bachelor party[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nI knew when she jumped out of that cake[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]                   [ch]G[/ch]\r\nWe were meant to be[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]C[/ch]\r\nThe next date we both flew off to Vegas[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nI must have been an ignoramus[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nI honestly believed that she[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]\r\nLoved me just for me[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]            [ch]Am[/ch]         [ch]F[/ch]             [ch]C[/ch]\r\nOh it wasn't six months it came to an end[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                   [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nI walked out of the courtroom crying[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]\r\nShe left with a grin[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]              [ch]C[/ch]\r\nCause she got half[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAnd I said \"OW!\"[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nI mean dang[/tab]\r\n[tab]              [ch]F[/ch]            [ch]C[/ch]\r\nThat comes to nearly fifty thou[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]G[/ch]\r\nPer date[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]Am[/ch]                     [ch]F[/ch]\r\nMy butt had never been so chafed[/tab]\r\n[tab]              [ch]C[/ch]\r\nCause she got half[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]  [ch]C[/ch]\r\nI wondered if I'd remain lonely[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nOr would I find my one and only[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]\r\nThen the answer to my prayers[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]F[/ch]               [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAp peared on my TV[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]C[/ch]\r\nThe cutest little tarot card reader[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nI knew that I just had to meet her[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]\r\nThen she said it was in the cards[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]F[/ch]\r\nFor her to marry me[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]         [ch]Am[/ch]                       [ch]F[/ch]               [ch]C[/ch]\r\nOh wasn't three months later I was back in court a gain[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]          [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nNo way she could have predicted[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]F[/ch]\r\nThe way it would end[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]            [ch]C[/ch]\r\nCause I got half[/tab]\r\n[tab]             [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAnd she said \"OW!\"[/tab]\r\n[tab]              [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nTwo dollars a minute[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]F[/ch]\r\nSo every one call right now[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nYour[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]G[/ch]\r\nFuture aw aits[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]Am[/ch]                      [ch]F[/ch]\r\nAnd I will be the next Bill Gates[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]C[/ch]\r\nCause I get half[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]     [ch]G[/ch]\r\nSome times you're better off as friends[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]F[/ch]\r\nCause if it ever ends[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]     [ch]G[/ch]        [ch]C[/ch]\r\nThen they get half[/tab]\r\n[tab]               [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAnd you'll say \"OW\"[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]Am[/ch]             [ch]F[/ch]\r\nSo I'm not looking to get married right now[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]          [ch]G[/ch]\r\nI've got a date[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]Am[/ch]                     [ch]F[/ch]\r\nWith a beautiful Playboy Play mate[/tab]\r\n[tab]              [ch]C[/ch]\r\nWho won't get half[/tab]","plain_text":"","chords":["C","Em","Am","F","G"],"chord_diagrams":{"Am":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,2,3,1,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,1,0]},"C":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,3,2,0,1,0],"frets":[0,3,2,0,1,0]},"Em":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,3,0,0,0],"frets":[0,2,2,0,0,0]},"F":{"barres":[1],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[1,3,4,2,1,1],"frets":[1,3,3,2,1,1]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]}}}