{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":2105057,"song":"Plastic Jesus","artist":"Misc Traditional","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11456883-plastic-jesus-chords-by-misc-traditional/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/2105057?type=chord","rating":4.90562,"votes":210,"content":"[Intro]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nI don't care if it rains or freezes[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nAs long as I've got my plastic Jesus[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                             [ch]D[/ch]\r\nRiding on the dashboard of my car[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nComes in colors pink and pleasant[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nGlows in the dark 'cause he's iridescent[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                 [ch]D[/ch]                      [ch]G[/ch]\r\nTake Him with you when you're travelling far[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]              [ch]C[/ch]\r\nPlastic Jesus, plastic Jesus[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                             [ch]D[/ch]\r\nRiding on the dashboard of my car[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nThrough my trials and tribulations[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nAnd my travels 'cross the nation[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]               [ch]D[/ch]             [ch]G[/ch]\r\nWith my plastic Jesus I'll go far[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Verse]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nWhen I'm in a traffic jam[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nHe don't care if I say damn[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                             [ch]D[/ch]\r\nI can let all sorts of curses roll[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nPlastic Jesus doesn't hear[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nFor he has a plastic ear[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                    [ch]D[/ch]                [ch]G[/ch]\r\nThe man who invented plastic saved my soul[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Alt chorus]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]              [ch]C[/ch]\r\nPlastic Jesus, plastic Jesus[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                             [ch]D[/ch]\r\nRiding on the dashboard of my car[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nOnce his robe was snowy white[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nNow it isn't quite so bright[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]              [ch]D[/ch]             [ch]G[/ch]\r\nStained by the smoke of my cigar[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Verse]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nIf I weave around at night[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nAnd the police think I'm tight[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                                  [ch]D[/ch]\r\nI don't worry that they'll find my stash[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nPlastic Jesus shelters me[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nFor His head comes off, you see[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]            [ch]D[/ch]             [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAnd voila, I have a secret flask[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Alt chorus]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]              [ch]C[/ch]\r\nPlastic Jesus, plastic Jesus[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                             [ch]D[/ch]\r\nRiding on the dashboard of my car[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nRide with me and have a dram[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nOf the blood of the Lamb[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]             [ch]D[/ch]         [ch]G[/ch]\r\nPlastic Jesus is a holy bar[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Verse]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nWhen my babe and I go parkin'[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nFornicating in the dark[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                                [ch]D[/ch]\r\nI don't have to think she'll get PG[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nI have no worries and no cares[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nBecause the raincoat that he wears[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]             [ch]D[/ch]                  [ch]G[/ch]\r\nServes a dual purpose, don't you see[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Alt chorus]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]              [ch]C[/ch]\r\nPlastic Jesus, plastic Jesus[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                             [ch]D[/ch]\r\nRiding on the dashboard of my car[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nHe don't slip and he don't slide[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nBecause his ass is magnetized[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]              [ch]D[/ch]               [ch]G[/ch]\r\nSittin' on the dashboard of my car[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Verse]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nRiding home one foggy night[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nWith my honey cuddled tight[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                                    [ch]D[/ch]\r\nI missed a curve and off the road we veered[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nMy windshield, it got smashed-up good[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nAnd my darling graced the hood[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]              [ch]D[/ch]           [ch]G[/ch]\r\nPlastic Jesus, He had disappeared[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Alt chorus]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]              [ch]C[/ch]\r\nPlastic Jesus! Plastic Jesus[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                                 [ch]D[/ch]\r\nNo longer chides me with His holy grin[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nDoctors in the X-ray room[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nFound Him in my darling's womb[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]              [ch]D[/ch]               [ch]G[/ch]\r\nSomeday, maybe he'll be born again![/tab]\r\n\r\n[Outro]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]              [ch]C[/ch]\r\nPlastic Jesus, plastic Jesus[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                             [ch]D[/ch]\r\nRiding on the dashboard of my car[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nThrough my trials and tribulations[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nAnd my travels 'cross the nation[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]               [ch]D[/ch]             [ch]G[/ch]\r\nWith my plastic Jesus I'll go far[/tab]","plain_text":"[Intro]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Alt chorus]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Alt chorus]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Alt chorus]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Alt chorus]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Outro]","chords":["G","C","D"],"chord_diagrams":{"C":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,3,2,0,1,0],"frets":[0,3,2,0,1,0]},"D":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,1,3,2],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,2]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]}}}