{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":2090337,"song":"Shitty Golfer","artist":"Toby Keith","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11454251-shitty-golfer-chords-by-toby-keith/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/2090337?type=chord","rating":4.8235,"votes":99,"content":"[Verse 1]\r\n[tab] [ch]G[/ch]                   [ch]G7[/ch]\r\nI'm a shitty golfer, you can ask my wife[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                                 [ch]G[/ch]\r\nI've been out there hackin' every day of my life[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                             [ch]G[/ch]\r\nI got the shorts and all the plaid sweaters[/tab]\r\nA                                     D                 D7  (drag the pick)\r\nand this new taylormade driver didn't make me any better\r\n\r\n[tab] [ch]G[/ch]                         [ch]G7[/ch]\r\nMan, I hit 'em fat and I hit 'em thin[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]C[/ch]                                [ch]G[/ch]\r\nI roll 'em in the bunker's man, I hit 'em again[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                              [ch]G[/ch]          [ch]E[/ch]\r\nSlice 'em in the bushes, crank 'em in a creek[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]                       [ch]D[/ch]                   [ch]G[/ch]\r\nI popped that sucker up and hooked it out on the street[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]              [ch]G[/ch]\r\nYeah, I'm 245 right down the middle[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                        [ch]G[/ch]\r\nand I'll miss the green, to the left just a little[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                    [ch]G[/ch]\r\nChili dip a wedge, and put it all together[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]                          [ch]D[/ch]\r\nHit that son of a bitch right up there in the leather[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                                    [ch]G[/ch]            [ch]E[/ch]\r\nIf you call that good, and let me press on the side[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]               [ch]D[/ch]           [ch]G[/ch]\r\nYou can put me down for a five[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Verse 2]\r\n[tab]  [ch]G[/ch]                       [ch]G7[/ch]\r\nHey, I'm a shitty golfer, most of us are[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                              [ch]G[/ch]\r\nBut we carry our clubs in the back of our cars[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                           [ch]G[/ch]            [ch]E[/ch]\r\nWhat else you gonna do when your out of town[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]A[/ch]                               [ch]D[/ch]             [ch]D7[/ch]\r\nand you need to waste a whole day and shoot another round[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]  [ch]G[/ch]                           [ch]G7[/ch]\r\nMan, I played Augusta, and I played Pebble Beach[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]C[/ch]                       [ch]G[/ch]\r\nand one time at Sawgrass I shot 83[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                      [ch]G[/ch]      [ch]E[/ch]\r\nIf I live long enough to be 88[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]              [ch]D[/ch]                [ch]G[/ch]\r\nI think I'll celebrate it by shooting my age[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]              [ch]G[/ch]\r\nYeah, I'm 245 right down the middle[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                        [ch]G[/ch]\r\nand I'll miss the green, to the left just a little[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                    [ch]G[/ch]\r\nChili dip a wedge, and put it all together[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]                          [ch]D[/ch]\r\nHit that son of a bitch right up there in the leather[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                                    [ch]G[/ch]            [ch]E[/ch]\r\nIf you call that good, and let me press on the side[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]               [ch]D[/ch]           [ch]G[/ch]\r\nYou can put me down for a five[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]E[/ch]       [ch]A[/ch]               [ch]D[/ch]             [ch]G[/ch]\r\nOh yeah you can put me down for a five [/tab]","plain_text":"[Verse 1]\n\n\n\nA                                     D                 D7  (drag the pick)\nand this new taylormade driver didn't make me any better\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse 2]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus]","chords":["G","G7","C","A","D","D7","E"],"chord_diagrams":{"A":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,1,2,3,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,2,0]},"C":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,3,2,0,1,0],"frets":[0,3,2,0,1,0]},"D":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,1,3,2],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,2]},"D7":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,2,1,3],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,1,2]},"E":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,3,1,0,0],"frets":[0,2,2,1,0,0]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]},"G7":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[3,2,0,0,0,1],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,1]}}}