{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":2078575,"song":"Dear Penthouse","artist":"Bob and Tom","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11451875-dear-penthouse-chords-by-bob-and-tom/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/2078575?type=chord","rating":0,"votes":0,"content":"[Intro]\r\n[ch]D[/ch]  [ch]Bm[/ch]  [ch]G[/ch]  [ch]A[/ch]\r\n\r\n[Verse 1]\r\n[tab]     [ch]D[/ch]        [ch]Bm[/ch]     [ch]G[/ch]                      [ch]A[/ch]               [ch]D[/ch]     [ch]Bm[/ch]\r\nDear Penthouse: Im a freshman at a small Midwestern university[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]G[/ch]                       [ch]A[/ch]                         [ch]D[/ch]     [ch]Bm[/ch]\r\nAnd I never thought something like this could happen to me[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]G[/ch]                         [ch]A[/ch]         [ch]G[/ch]                 [ch]A[/ch]\r\nWhen my teacher with the dynamite a**, asked me to stay after class[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]D[/ch]           [ch]Bm[/ch]\r\nAnd she started to undress[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]G[/ch]                          [ch]A[/ch]\r\nI cant forget the statement she made[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]               [ch]A[/ch]                    [ch]D[/ch]        [ch]Bm[/ch]     [ch]A[/ch]\r\nIf you drop you pants Ill raise your grade[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Verse 2]\r\n[tab]     [ch]D[/ch]        [ch]Bm[/ch]  [ch]G[/ch]                                [ch]A[/ch]             [ch]D[/ch]      [ch]Bm[/ch]\r\nDear Penthouse: I never thought those letters were really true until[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]G[/ch]                      [ch]A[/ch]                 [ch]D[/ch]      [ch]Bm[/ch]\r\nI was on a fishing trip and I met a girl named Jill[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]G[/ch]                            [ch]A[/ch]\r\nWe had a little too much to drink[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]G[/ch]                               [ch]A[/ch]\r\nI couldnt believe what I was starting to think[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]D[/ch]             [ch]Bm[/ch]          [ch]G[/ch]                    [ch]A[/ch]\r\nSo we headed to her tent, theres nothing like eating out[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                           [ch]A[/ch]                          [ch]D[/ch]\r\nThough the next morning my breathe still smelled like trout[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n[tab]         [ch]G[/ch]                     [ch]D[/ch]\r\nIve read every issue since 1974[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]G[/ch]                                     [ch]D[/ch]\r\nThe first two years behind the bathroom door[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]G[/ch]                                          [ch]D[/ch]\r\nI poured through every Penthouse I could find[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]                             [ch]A[/ch]\r\nEven though my mom said Id go blind[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Verse 3]\r\n[tab]      [ch]D[/ch]       [ch]Bm[/ch]     [ch]G[/ch]                        [ch]A[/ch]              [ch]D[/ch]      [ch]Bm[/ch]\r\nDear Penthouse: Im a seaman first class at an overseas naval base[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]G[/ch]                            [ch]A[/ch]             [ch]D[/ch]     [ch]Bm[/ch]\r\nIts been seven long months since Ive seen a womans face[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]G[/ch]               [ch]A[/ch]              [ch]G[/ch]               [ch]A[/ch]\r\nWhen I saw your recent issue, I took a box of Kleenex tissue[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]D[/ch]                    [ch]Bm[/ch]\r\nAnd I locked the barracks door[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                          [ch]A[/ch]     [ch]G[/ch]                 [ch]A[/ch]             [ch]D[/ch]\r\nThanks to you Ive gotten a grip, please excuse my jerky penmanship[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n[tab]         [ch]G[/ch]                     [ch]D[/ch]\r\nIve read every issue since 1974[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]G[/ch]                                     [ch]D[/ch]\r\nThe first two years behind the bathroom door[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]G[/ch]                                          [ch]D[/ch]\r\nI poured through every Penthouse I could find[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]                             [ch]A[/ch]\r\nEven though my mom said Id go blind[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Verse 4]\r\n[tab]      [ch]D[/ch]       [ch]Bm[/ch]      [ch]G[/ch]                        [ch]A[/ch]              [ch]D[/ch]     [ch]Bm[/ch]\r\nDear Penthouse: Doing sports on the radio has always been my job[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]G[/ch]           [ch]A[/ch]                       [ch]D[/ch]       [ch]Bm[/ch]\r\nIve never wanted a man until I noticed BOB[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]G[/ch]                   [ch]A[/ch]\r\nWhen were close I start to perspire[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]G[/ch]                    [ch]A[/ch]\r\nHis little buns set my loins on fire[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                     [ch]Bm[/ch]            [ch]G[/ch]                  [ch]A[/ch]\r\nAnd I dream about the day hell say, Chick lets get undressed[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                   [ch]A[/ch]               [ch]D[/ch]\r\nName and address held upon request[/tab]","plain_text":"[Intro]\nD  Bm  G  A\n\n[Verse 1]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse 2]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus]\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse 3]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus]\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse 4]","chords":["D","Bm","G","A","E"],"chord_diagrams":{"A":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,1,2,3,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,2,0]},"Bm":{"barres":[2],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,1,3,4,2,1],"frets":[-1,2,4,4,3,2]},"D":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,1,3,2],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,2]},"E":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,3,1,0,0],"frets":[0,2,2,1,0,0]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]}}}