{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":1989403,"song":"The Intergalactic Laxative","artist":"Donovan","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11444989-the-intergalactic-laxative-chords-by-donovan/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/1989403?type=chord","rating":4.72048,"votes":15,"content":"[Intro]\r\n[ch]A[/ch]  [ch]A[/ch]  [ch]A[/ch]  [ch]A[/ch]\r\n\r\n[Verse 1]\r\n[tab]  [ch]A[/ch]\r\nI was impressed like everyone,[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]E[/ch]      [ch]A[/ch]\r\nWhen man began to fly,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]              [ch]A[/ch]\r\nOut of earthly regions,[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]E[/ch]              [ch]A[/ch]\r\nTo planets in the sky.[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]D[/ch]           [ch]A[/ch]\r\nWith total media coverage,[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]A[/ch]\r\nWe watched the heroes land,[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]A[/ch]\r\nAs ceremoniously[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]A[/ch]             [ch]E[/ch]      [ch]A[/ch]\r\nThey disturbed the cosmic sand.[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse 2]\r\n[tab]   [ch]A[/ch]\r\nIn awe with admiration,[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]E[/ch]      [ch]A[/ch]\r\nWe listened to the talk.[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]D[/ch]\r\nSuch pride felt they,[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]A[/ch]\r\nSuch joy to be[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]E[/ch]               [ch]A[/ch]\r\nUpon the moon to walk.[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]D[/ch]               [ch]A[/ch]\r\nMy romantic vision shattered,[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]A[/ch]\r\nWhen it was explained to me,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]\r\nSpacemen wear old diapers[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]A[/ch]          [ch]E[/ch]        [ch]A[/ch]\r\nIn which they shit and pee.[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n[tab]        [ch]A[/ch]\r\nOh, the intergalactic laxative,[/tab]\r\n[tab]                  [ch]E[/ch]       [ch]A[/ch]\r\nWill get you from here to there.[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]               [ch]A[/ch]\r\nRelieve you and believe me, [/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]E[/ch]              [ch]A[/ch]\r\nWithout a worry or care.[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]D[/ch]                [ch]A[/ch]\r\nIf shitting is your problem,[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]A[/ch]\r\nWhen you're out there in the stars,[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]A[/ch]\r\nOh, the intergalactic laxative[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]A[/ch]            [ch]E[/ch]       [ch]A[/ch]\r\nWill get you from here to Mars.[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Verse 3]\r\n[tab]     [ch]A[/ch]\r\nThey don't partake like you and I,[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]E[/ch]      [ch]A[/ch]\r\nOf beefy burger mush.[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]D[/ch]              [ch]A[/ch]\r\nTheir food is specially prepared[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]E[/ch]             [ch]A[/ch]\r\nTo dissolve into slush.[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]D[/ch]               [ch]A[/ch]\r\nAbsorbed by multi-fibers[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]A[/ch]\r\nIn the super diaper suit,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]\r\nOtherwise the slush would trickle[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]      [ch]E[/ch]        [ch]A[/ch]\r\nDown inside the boot.[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n[tab]        [ch]A[/ch]\r\nOh, the intergalactic laxative,[/tab]\r\n[tab]                  [ch]E[/ch]       [ch]A[/ch]\r\nWill get you from here to there.[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]               [ch]A[/ch]\r\nRelieve you and believe me, [/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]E[/ch]              [ch]A[/ch]\r\nWithout a worry or care.[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]D[/ch]                [ch]A[/ch]\r\nIf shitting is your problem,[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]A[/ch]\r\nWhen you're out there in the stars,[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]A[/ch]\r\nOh, the intergalactic laxative[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]A[/ch]            [ch]E[/ch]       [ch]A[/ch]\r\nWill get you from here to Mars.[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Verse 4]\r\n[tab]    [ch]A[/ch]\r\nYou may well ask now what becomes[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]E[/ch]       [ch]A[/ch]\r\nOf liquid they consume.[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]D[/ch]                [ch]A[/ch]\r\nA pipe is led from penis head[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]E[/ch]           [ch]A[/ch]\r\nTo a unit in the room.[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]D[/ch]          [ch]A[/ch]\r\nThe water is recirculated,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]\r\nFiltered for re-use.[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]A[/ch]\r\nIn case of anti-gravity -[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]        [ch]E[/ch]      [ch]A[/ch]\r\nPee gets on the loose.[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n[tab]        [ch]A[/ch]\r\nOh, the intergalactic laxative,[/tab]\r\n[tab]                  [ch]E[/ch]       [ch]A[/ch]\r\nWill get you from here to there.[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]               [ch]A[/ch]\r\nRelieve you and believe me, [/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]E[/ch]              [ch]A[/ch]\r\nWithout a worry or care.[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]D[/ch]                [ch]A[/ch]\r\nIf shitting is your problem,[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]A[/ch]\r\nWhen you're out there in the stars,[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]A[/ch]\r\nOh, the intergalactic laxative[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]A[/ch]            [ch]E[/ch]       [ch]A[/ch]\r\nWill get you from here to Mars.[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Verse 5]\r\n[tab]    [ch]A[/ch]\r\nWherever man has conquered,[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]A[/ch]         [ch]E[/ch]         [ch]A[/ch]\r\nOn the quest for frontiers new, da da da da[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]D[/ch]                [ch]A[/ch]\r\nI'm glad he's always had to do[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]E[/ch]              [ch]A[/ch]\r\nThe number one and two.[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]D[/ch]               [ch]A[/ch]\r\nIt makes it all so ordinary,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]\r\nJust like you and me,[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]A[/ch]\r\nTo know the greatest heroes,[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]A[/ch]      [ch]E[/ch]        [ch]A[/ch]\r\nThey had to shit and pee.[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Outro]\r\n[tab]    [ch]A[/ch]\r\nThe intergalactic laxative[/tab]\r\n[tab]                  [ch]E[/ch]       [ch]A[/ch]\r\nWill get you from here to there,[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]D[/ch]            [ch]A[/ch]\r\nFor cosmic constipation[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]E[/ch]                [ch]A[/ch]\r\nThere's none that can compare.[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]D[/ch]                [ch]A[/ch]\r\nIf shitting is your problem[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]A[/ch]\r\nWhen you're out there in the stars,[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]A[/ch]\r\nOh, the intergalactic laxative,[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]A[/ch]\r\nThe intergalactic laxative,[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]A[/ch]\r\nThe intergalactic laxative,[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]A[/ch]            [ch]E[/ch]       [ch]A[/ch]\r\nWill get you from here to Mars.[/tab]","plain_text":"[Intro]\nA  A  A  A\n\n[Verse 1]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse 2]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse 3]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse 4]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse 5]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Outro]","chords":["A","E","D"],"chord_diagrams":{"A":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,1,2,3,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,2,0]},"D":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,1,3,2],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,2]},"E":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,3,1,0,0],"frets":[0,2,2,1,0,0]}}}