{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":1977451,"song":"My Conservative Girlfriend","artist":"Roy Zimmerman","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11442566-my-conservative-girlfriend-chords-by-roy-zimmerman/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/1977451?type=chord","rating":0,"votes":0,"content":"[tab][ch]G[/ch]                [ch]Bm[/ch]                                     \r\nShe's a real Type A[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]C[/ch]                      [ch]D[/ch]\r\nAnd she's over-insured[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                [ch]Bm[/ch]                                     \r\nHer favorite castaway[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]C[/ch]                      [ch]D[/ch]\r\nIs Thurston Howell, the third[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]                  [ch]G[/ch]               [ch]Bm[/ch]              [ch]C[/ch]             [ch]D[/ch]\r\nShe doesn't like big government so it's no surprise[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]G[/ch]               [ch]Bm[/ch]              [ch]C[/ch]             [ch]D[/ch]\r\nI can be her lover long as I downsize[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]       [ch]D[/ch]        [ch]G[/ch]  [ch]Bm[/ch]\r\nMy conservative girlfriend[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]      [ch]G[/ch]            [ch]C[/ch]                [ch]D[/ch]\r\nGot a tiny little heart full of passion[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]       [ch]D[/ch]        [ch]G[/ch]  [ch]Bm[/ch]\r\nMy conservative girlfriend[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]      [ch]G[/ch]            [ch]C[/ch]                [ch]D[/ch]\r\nEvery Friday we go liberal bashin'[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                [ch]Bm[/ch]                                     \r\nShe's got the Supreme Court (Supreme Court)[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]C[/ch]                      [ch]D[/ch]\r\nTattooed on her rump ('Tude on her rump)[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                                        [ch]Bm[/ch]\r\nBeside an autographed port (Autographed portrait)[/tab]\r\n[tab]               [ch]C[/ch]           [ch]D[/ch]       \r\nOf Donald Trump, (Donald Duck)[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]                  [ch]G[/ch]               [ch]Bm[/ch]              [ch]C[/ch]             [ch]D[/ch]\r\nAnd from the day I checked her out from front to back[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]G[/ch]               [ch]Bm[/ch]              [ch]C[/ch]             [ch]D[/ch]\r\nI knew her private sector could take up the slack[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]       [ch]D[/ch]        [ch]G[/ch]  [ch]Bm[/ch]\r\nMy conservative girlfriend[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]      [ch]G[/ch]            [ch]C[/ch]                [ch]D[/ch]\r\nGot a tiny little heart full of passion[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]       [ch]D[/ch]        [ch]G[/ch]  [ch]Bm[/ch]\r\nMy conservative girlfriend[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]      [ch]G[/ch]            [ch]C[/ch]                [ch]D[/ch]\r\nEvery weekend we go wilderness trashin'[/tab]\r\n\r\n(spoken)\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch] [ch]Bm[/ch] [ch]C[/ch] [ch]D[/ch]\r\nOh, baby, I close my eyes and I can see you ordering breakfast.[/tab]\r\nYou're having the spotted owl omelet...\r\nWhites only.\r\nCome on, baby,\r\nRaise my interest rate, bust my union, light my library fire...\r\n\r\n(sung)\r\n[tab]                  [ch]G[/ch]               [ch]Bm[/ch]              [ch]C[/ch]             [ch]D[/ch]\r\nShe only deals in quality narcotics and guns[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]G[/ch]               [ch]Bm[/ch]              [ch]C[/ch]             [ch]D[/ch]\r\nGot a Mexican wallet made from real Mexicans[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]       [ch]D[/ch]        [ch]G[/ch]  [ch]Bm[/ch]\r\nMy conservative girlfriend[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]      [ch]G[/ch]            [ch]C[/ch]                [ch]D[/ch]\r\nGot a tiny little heart full of passion[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]       [ch]D[/ch]        [ch]G[/ch]  [ch]Bm[/ch]\r\nMy conservative girlfriend[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]      [ch]G[/ch]            [ch]C[/ch]                [ch]D[/ch]\r\nHer white collar and her red neck are clashin'[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]       [ch]D[/ch]        [ch]G[/ch]  [ch]Bm[/ch]\r\nMy conservative girlfriend[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]      [ch]G[/ch]            [ch]C[/ch]                [ch]D[/ch]\r\nThink she's lookin' for a good tongue lashin'[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]       [ch]D[/ch]        [ch]G[/ch]  [ch]Bm[/ch]\r\nMy conservative girlfriend[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]      [ch]G[/ch]            [ch]C[/ch]                [ch]D[/ch]\r\nEvery Sunday we go Medicare slashin'                                [/tab]","plain_text":"(spoken)\n\nYou're having the spotted owl omelet...\nWhites only.\nCome on, baby,\nRaise my interest rate, bust my union, light my library fire...\n\n(sung)","chords":["G","Bm","A","C","D"],"chord_diagrams":{"Bm":{"barres":[2],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,1,3,4,2,1],"frets":[-1,2,4,4,3,2]},"C":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,3,2,0,1,0],"frets":[0,3,2,0,1,0]},"D":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,1,3,2],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,2]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]}}}