{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":1918175,"song":"Christmas Is A Bitch","artist":"Rudy Mancuso","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11430429-christmas-is-a-bitch-chords-by-rudy-mancuso/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/1918175?type=chord","rating":4.53759,"votes":14,"content":"[Intro]\r\n[ch]C[/ch]  [ch]C[/ch]\r\n\r\n[Verse]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                              [ch]Em/B[/ch]\r\nChristmas really freaks me out. It makes me feel alone.[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]                            [ch]A[/ch]\r\nI think that elves are creepy. I'm not a fan of snow.[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]                          [ch]G[/ch]             [ch]C[/ch]      [ch]Fm[/ch]   [ch]G[/ch]\r\nForgive me when I say that Christmas is a bitch.[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                                [ch]Em/B[/ch]\r\nChocolate makes my skin breakout. I don't like decorations.[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]                           [ch]A[/ch]\r\nI'm sick of all these cheesy songs that play on every station.[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]                        [ch]G[/ch]                       [ch]C[/ch]       [ch]E[/ch]\r\nI think it's all so whack, but people seem to disagree.[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]                               [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nThe kids wait up for Santa Claus, the man with overalls.[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]                               [ch]F[/ch]                 [ch]C/E[/ch]\r\nHe eats their milk and cookies, must have high cholesterol.[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]                    [ch]G[/ch]                        [ch]C[/ch]         [ch]E[/ch]\r\nBut who am I to judge? This guy is not even real.[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]                              [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nCause mistletoe and candy canes, all of its so freaking lame.[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]          [ch]C/E[/ch]         [ch]Dm[/ch] \r\nSorry if I sound insane.[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]C[/ch]                [ch]F[/ch]                        [ch]Fm[/ch]\r\nChristmas sweaters make me itch, decorations always glitch, [/tab]\r\n[tab]                          [ch]C[/ch]       [ch]Fm[/ch]    [ch]G[/ch]\r\nthat's why Christmas is a bitch.[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Verse]\r\n[tab]        [ch]C[/ch]                           [ch]Em/B[/ch]\r\nThere's people shopping at the mall for phones and big TV's,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]                      [ch]A[/ch]                               \r\nwasting all their money on lights and Christmas trees,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]                  [ch]G[/ch]                               [ch]C[/ch]       [ch]Fm[/ch]   [ch]G[/ch]\r\nmaking corporations rich, that's why Christmas is a bitch.[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]C[/ch]                        [ch]E[/ch]\r\nAnd every time I look around, I see a smiling face,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]        [ch]Am/G[/ch]              [ch]F[/ch]\r\nis this a problem just with me or the human race?[/tab]\r\n[tab]             [ch]F[/ch]                     [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAll of these really annoying songs that people love to sing.[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                      [ch]E[/ch]\r\nWhat can I possibly be missing from this Christmas thing?[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]                           [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nKids wait up for Santa Claus, a weird dude with overalls.[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]                                            [ch]F[/ch]               [ch]C/E[/ch]\r\nHe eats their milk and cookies, this guy has gotta have high cholesterol.[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]                          [ch]G[/ch]\r\nBut it makes people happy, it makes no sense to me.[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                                         [ch]E[/ch]\r\nIt's a fat guy who breaks into your house. It's bullshit.[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]                                   [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nThere's mistletoe and candy canes, I find all of this shit so lame.[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]                    [ch]C/E[/ch]           [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nI don't like playing cheerful games.[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]C[/ch]              [ch]F[/ch]                          [ch]Fm[/ch]\r\nIf only I could flip a switch, it's a complicated sitch,[/tab]\r\n[tab]                          [ch]C[/ch]       [ch]G[/ch]\r\nthat's why Christmas is a bitch.[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Outro]\r\n[tab]                              [ch]F[/ch]                        [ch]G[/ch]\r\nThese stupid sweaters make me itch, decorations always glitch,[/tab]\r\n[tab]                          [ch]C[/ch]\r\nthat's why Christmas is a bitch.[/tab]","plain_text":"[Intro]\nC  C\n\n[Verse]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Outro]","chords":["C","Em/B","Am","A","Dm","G","Fm","E","Em","F","C/E","Am/G"],"chord_diagrams":{"A":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,1,2,3,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,2,0]},"Am":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,2,3,1,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,1,0]},"Am/G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[3,0,2,2,1,0],"frets":[3,0,2,2,1,0]},"C":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,3,2,0,1,0],"frets":[0,3,2,0,1,0]},"Dm":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,2,3,1],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,1]},"E":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,3,1,0,0],"frets":[0,2,2,1,0,0]},"Em":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,3,0,0,0],"frets":[0,2,2,0,0,0]},"F":{"barres":[1],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[1,3,4,2,1,1],"frets":[1,3,3,2,1,1]},"Fm":{"barres":[1],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[1,3,4,1,1,1],"frets":[1,3,3,1,1,1]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]}}}