{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":1903006,"song":"The Hedgehogs Song","artist":"Martin Pearson","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11426577-the-hedgehogs-song-chords-by-martin-pearson/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/1903006?type=chord","rating":0,"votes":0,"content":"[Verse 1]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                   [ch]F[/ch]\r\nBestiality may be a fun thing to do[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]G[/ch]\r\nBut here is a story I'll give unto you[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                       [ch]F[/ch]\r\nWith almost all animals you'll have a ball[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]G[/ch]                                 [ch]C[/ch]\r\nBut the hedgehog can never be buggered at all[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]             [ch]F[/ch]                        [ch]C[/ch]\r\nCan never be buggered, be buggered at all[/tab]\r\n[tab]                 [ch]G[/ch]                    [ch]C[/ch]\r\nThe hedgehog can never be buggered at all[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse 2]\r\n\r\n[tab]    [ch]C[/ch]                     [ch]F[/ch]\r\nThe moose is amusing, the sheep quite confusing[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]G[/ch]\r\nOh roger a rhino if you're ready for bruising[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]C[/ch]                            [ch]F[/ch]\r\nOr mounting a mountain goat, be careful don't fall[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]G[/ch]                                 [ch]C[/ch]\r\nBut the hedgehog can never be buggered at all[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]             [ch]F[/ch]                        [ch]C[/ch]\r\nCan never be buggered, be buggered at all[/tab]\r\n[tab]                 [ch]G[/ch]                    [ch]C[/ch]\r\nThe hedgehog can never be buggered at all[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse 3]\r\n\r\n[tab]  [ch]C[/ch]                 [ch]F[/ch]\r\nA lion is frisky, a leopard is fun[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]G[/ch]\r\nIf you choose a cheetah you may have to run[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]C[/ch]                     [ch]F[/ch]\r\nYou can fondle the fleas on a flea market stall[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]G[/ch]                                 [ch]C[/ch]\r\nBut the hedgehog can never be buggered at all[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]             [ch]F[/ch]                        [ch]C[/ch]\r\nCan never be buggered, be buggered at all[/tab]\r\n[tab]                 [ch]G[/ch]                    [ch]C[/ch]\r\nThe hedgehog can never be buggered at all[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse 4]\r\n\r\n[tab]        [ch]C[/ch]                          [ch]F[/ch]\r\nFor the spines on his back are too sharp for a man[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]G[/ch]\r\nThey'll give you a pain in the worst place they can[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]C[/ch]                          [ch]F[/ch]\r\nThe stickles and prickles will maul and appal[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]G[/ch]                                 [ch]C[/ch]\r\nBut the hedgehog can never be buggered at all[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]             [ch]F[/ch]                        [ch]C[/ch]\r\nCan never be buggered, be buggered at all[/tab]\r\n[tab]                 [ch]G[/ch]                    [ch]C[/ch]\r\nThe hedgehog can never be buggered at all[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse 5]\r\n\r\n[tab]       [ch]C[/ch]                    [ch]F[/ch]\r\nIf you meet Nanny Ogg, just remember to thank her[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]G[/ch]\r\nFor warning all wayfarers waylaid in Lancre[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]C[/ch]                        [ch]F[/ch]\r\nAnd remember to caution your poor foreign guest[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                       [ch]C[/ch]\r\nIl porcupino nil sodomy est[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]           [ch]F[/ch]               [ch]C[/ch]\r\nNil sodomy est, nil sodomy est[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]G[/ch]               [ch]C[/ch]\r\nIl porcupino nil sodomy est[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse 6]\r\n\r\n[tab]        [ch]C[/ch]                        [ch]F[/ch]\r\nYou can root with a wombat, down here in Australia[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]G[/ch]\r\nBut don't be alarmed by our bouncy mammalia [/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]C[/ch]                                [ch]F[/ch]\r\nYou didn't think our beasts would be friendly, did ya?[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]G[/ch]                                        [ch]C[/ch]\r\nYou've not suffered pain till you've shagged an echidna[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]             [ch]F[/ch]                        [ch]C[/ch]\r\nCan never be buggered, be buggered at all[/tab]\r\n[tab]                [ch]G[/ch]                    [ch]C[/ch]\r\nThe echidna can never be buggered at all[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse 7]\r\n\r\n[tab]        [ch]C[/ch]                         [ch]F[/ch]\r\nFor the spines on his back are so awfully thick[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]G[/ch]\r\nThey'll poke perforations all over your prick[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]C[/ch]                        [ch]F[/ch]\r\nThere's nowhere to aim when he's curled in a ball[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]G[/ch]                                 [ch]C[/ch]\r\nThe hedgehog can never be buggered at all[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]             [ch]F[/ch]                        [ch]C[/ch]\r\nCan never be buggered, be buggered at all[/tab]\r\n[tab]                 [ch]G[/ch]                    [ch]C[/ch]\r\nThe hedgehog can never be buggered at all[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]           [ch]F[/ch]               [ch]C[/ch]\r\nNil sodomy est, nil sodomy est[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]G[/ch]               [ch]C[/ch]\r\nIl porcupino nil sodomy est[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]             [ch]F[/ch]                        [ch]C[/ch]\r\nCan never be buggered, be buggered at all[/tab]\r\n[tab]                 [ch]G[/ch]                    [ch]C[/ch]\r\nThe hedgehog can never be buggered at all[/tab]","plain_text":"[Verse 1]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse 2]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse 3]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse 4]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse 5]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse 6]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse 7]","chords":["C","F","G","A"],"chord_diagrams":{"C":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,3,2,0,1,0],"frets":[0,3,2,0,1,0]},"F":{"barres":[1],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[1,3,4,2,1,1],"frets":[1,3,3,2,1,1]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]}}}