{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":1900668,"song":"Hardware Store","artist":"\"Weird Al\" Yankovic","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11425678-hardware-store-chords-by-weird-al-yankovic/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/1900668?type=chord","rating":4.69918,"votes":28,"content":"[Intro]\r\n(sound effects from tools)\r\n\r\n[Verse]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]\r\nNothin' ever (ever) happens in this town[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nFeelin' low down (down), not a lot to do around here[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nI thought that I would go right outta my mind[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                          [ch]A[/ch]\r\nUntil a friend told me the news[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Verse]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]\r\nHe said, \"(Hey), you know that vacant lot[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nRight beside the gas station? Well, somebody bought it[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nAnd on the spot they're gonna build a shop[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                             [ch]A[/ch]\r\nWhere we can go buy bolts and screws\"[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Verse]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]\r\nSince then I've been walking on air (air)[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nI can barely brush my teeth or comb my hair[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\n'Cause I'm so excited and I really don't care[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                            [ch]A[/ch]\r\nI've been waiting since last June[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Verse]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]\r\nFor this day to finally arrive[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nI'm so happy (happy) now just to be alive[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\n'Cause any minute now I'm gonna be inside[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                      [ch]A[/ch]\r\nWell, I hope they open soon[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Pre-Chorus]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]       [ch]D[/ch]       [ch]A[/ch]             [ch]D[/ch]\r\nI can't wait no, (no I) I can't wait (oh when)[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]         [ch]D[/ch]          [ch]A[/ch]       [ch]D[/ch]\r\nWhen they gonna open up that door?[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]                   [ch]E[/ch]\r\nI'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]                            [ch]G[/ch]\r\nGoin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                                       [ch]D[/ch]\r\nGoin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]\r\nHardware store[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Verse]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]\r\nIn my sleeping bag I camped out overnight[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nRight in front of the store, then as soon as it was light out[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nI pressed my nose right up against the glass[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                              [ch]A[/ch]\r\nYou know, I had to be first in line[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Verse]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]\r\nGonna get me a flashlight and a broom[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nWant a pair of pliers for every single room in my house[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nSee those hacksaws? Very, very soon[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                       [ch]A[/ch]\r\nOne of them will be all mine[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Verse]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]\r\nGuys with nametags walking down the aisles[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nRows of garden hoses that go on for miles and miles[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nBrand new socket wrenches in a plethora of styles[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                    [ch]A[/ch]\r\nAll arranged alphabetically[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Verse]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]\r\nAnd they're doing a promotional stunt[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nThere's a great big purple sign out front[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nThat says every 27th customer[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                           [ch]A[/ch]\r\nWill get a ball-peen hammer free[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Pre-Chorus]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]       [ch]D[/ch]       [ch]A[/ch]             [ch]D[/ch]\r\nI can't wait no, (no I) I can't wait (oh when)[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]         [ch]D[/ch]          [ch]A[/ch]       [ch]D[/ch]\r\nWhen they gonna open up that door?[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]                   [ch]E[/ch]\r\nI'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]                            [ch]G[/ch]\r\nGoin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                                       [ch]D[/ch]\r\nGoin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]\r\nHardware store[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]                   [ch]E[/ch]\r\nI'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]                            [ch]G[/ch]\r\nGoin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                                       [ch]D[/ch]\r\nGoin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]\r\nHardware store[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Bridge]\r\nN.C\r\nWould you look at all that stuff...\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]\r\nThey've got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters, [/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nTrash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nWalkie-talkies, copper wires, safety goggles, radial tires[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]\r\nBb pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]\r\nPicture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nPaint removers, window louvers, masking tape and plastic gutters[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nKitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]\r\nHooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]\r\nPesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nMetal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nAir compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]\r\nTire gauges, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]\r\nTrailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nTennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nSoffit panels, circuit brakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]\r\nCalculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers [/tab]\r\n\r\n[Pre-Chorus]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]       [ch]D[/ch]       [ch]A[/ch]             [ch]D[/ch]\r\nI can't wait no, (no I) I can't wait (oh when)[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]         [ch]D[/ch]          [ch]A[/ch]       [ch]D[/ch]\r\nWhen they gonna open up that door?[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]                   [ch]E[/ch]\r\nI'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]                            [ch]G[/ch]\r\nGoin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                                       [ch]D[/ch]\r\nGoin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]\r\nHardware Store![/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]                   [ch]E[/ch]\r\nI'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]                            [ch]G[/ch]\r\nGoin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                                       [ch]D[/ch]\r\nGoin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]\r\nHardware store[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Outro]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]                   [ch]E[/ch]\r\nI'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]                            [ch]G[/ch]\r\nGoin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                                       [ch]D[/ch]\r\nGoin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]\r\nHardware store[/tab]","plain_text":"[Intro]\n(sound effects from tools)\n\n[Verse]\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse]\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse]\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse]\n\n\n\n\n\n[Pre-Chorus]\n\n\n\n[Chorus]\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse]\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse]\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse]\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse]\n\n\n\n\n\n[Pre-Chorus]\n\n\n\n[Chorus]\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus]\n\n\n\n\n\n[Bridge]\nN.C\nWould you look at all that stuff...\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Pre-Chorus]\n\n\n\n[Chorus]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Outro]","chords":["A","G","C","D","E","F","Bb"],"chord_diagrams":{"A":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,1,2,3,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,2,0]},"C":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,3,2,0,1,0],"frets":[0,3,2,0,1,0]},"D":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,1,3,2],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,2]},"E":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,3,1,0,0],"frets":[0,2,2,1,0,0]},"F":{"barres":[1],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[1,3,4,2,1,1],"frets":[1,3,3,2,1,1]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]}}}