{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":1898103,"song":"My Exercise Bike","artist":"Rhett & Link","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11424507-my-exercise-bike-chords-by-rhett-link/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/1898103?type=chord","rating":4.80883,"votes":12,"content":"(Lyrics in parentheses are spoken conversation.)\r\n\r\n[tab]    [ch]D[/ch]*      [ch]A[/ch]*      [ch]G[/ch]*      [ch]Bm[/ch]      [ch]G[/ch]\r\ne|--5--| |--5--| |--7--| |--2--| |--3--|\r\nB|--7--| |--5--| |--8--| |--3--| |--3--|\r\nG|--7--| |--6--| |--7--| |--4--| |--4--|\r\nD|-----| |--7--| |-----| |--4--| |--5--|\r\nA|-----| |-----| |-----| |--2--| |--5--|\r\nE|-----| |-----| |-----| |-----| |--3--|[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Verse 1]\r\n[tab]           [ch]D[/ch]*\r\nThis is my exercise bike[/tab]\r\n[tab]                          [ch]A[/ch]*\r\nIt's got a lot of features that I like[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]D[/ch]*\r\nLike a seat and pedals for my feet[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]G[/ch]*\r\nand handlebars for me to hold on to (That's all pretty standard)[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Verse 2]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]*\r\nThis is my exercise bike[/tab]\r\n[tab]                      [ch]A[/ch]*\r\nYou ought to see just how fast I ride[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]D[/ch]*                            [ch]G[/ch]*\r\nLook at me going faster than the speed   of a pregnant cheetah[/tab]\r\n(How pregnant?\r\n-Half pregnant.)\r\n\r\n[Chorus 1]\r\n[tab][ch]Bm[/ch]\r\nIt's like I'm riding in the Tour de France[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nBut in his mind that's what he means[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Bm[/ch]\r\nDon't need no drugs to boost my performance[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nJust test his pee, you'll see he's clean[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Bm[/ch]\r\nGot to the top, totally on my own[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nHe's a man of his words[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Bm[/ch]\r\nNo that's not a syringe of human growth hormones[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nIt's happy gerbil herbs[/tab]\r\n(Herbs.)\r\n\r\n[Verse 3]\r\n[tab]        [ch]D[/ch]*\r\nThis is just my exercise bike[/tab]\r\n[tab]                         [ch]A[/ch]*\r\nThe resistance goes from low to high[/tab]\r\n[tab]              [ch]D[/ch]*                           [ch]G[/ch]*\r\nand when it's high it makes it seem like I   am going up an incline[/tab]\r\n(Well yeah, that's generally how they work.)\r\n\r\n[Chorus 2]\r\n[tab][ch]Bm[/ch]\r\nYou need to stop it with your accusing[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nHe's just a natural athlete[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Bm[/ch]\r\nNo, I'm not getting a blood transfusion [/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nIt's just a bag of pudding[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Bm[/ch]\r\nAnd look at this ball, it's not deflated at all[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nPlus, it's irrelevant to this conversation[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Bm[/ch]\r\nAnd no, I didn't send my cousin to the Congo to extract the[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nDNA of a gorilla and then formulate it into a sports drink, which I personally endorse[/tab]\r\n(It's called Gorillergy)\r\n\r\n[Outro]\r\n[tab]                [ch]D[/ch]*\r\nThis is just my exercise bike[/tab]","plain_text":"(Lyrics in parentheses are spoken conversation.)\n\n\n\n[Verse 1]\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse 2]\n\n\n\n(How pregnant?\n-Half pregnant.)\n\n[Chorus 1]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n(Herbs.)\n\n[Verse 3]\n\n\n\n(Well yeah, that's generally how they work.)\n\n[Chorus 2]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n(It's called Gorillergy)\n\n[Outro]","chords":["D","A","G","Bm","B","E"],"chord_diagrams":{"A":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,1,2,3,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,2,0]},"Bm":{"barres":[2],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,1,3,4,2,1],"frets":[-1,2,4,4,3,2]},"D":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,1,3,2],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,2]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]}}}