{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":1897998,"song":"Channel 5 News","artist":"Bo Burnham","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11424467-channel-5-news-chords-by-bo-burnham/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/1897998?type=chord","rating":4.49297,"votes":40,"content":"[Verse 1]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]           [ch]A[/ch]\r\nTonight at ten[/tab]\r\n[tab]                    [ch]C#m[/ch]\r\nThe world's ending again[/tab]\r\n[tab]                     [ch]B[/ch]\r\nAnd we know why and when[/tab]\r\n[tab]               [ch]E[/ch]\r\nSo you better watch[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]A[/ch]\r\nWe got a bit[/tab]\r\n[tab]                    [ch]C#m[/ch]\r\nWith some feminist chick[/tab]\r\n[tab]             [ch]B[/ch]\r\nAnd also a picture[/tab]\r\n[tab]                 [ch]E[/ch]\r\nOf a Scarlet's crotch[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]A[/ch]\r\nTwo people died[/tab]\r\n[tab]             [ch]C#m[/ch]\r\nA double homicide[/tab]\r\n[tab]                      [ch]B[/ch]\r\nTheir bodies found inside[/tab]\r\n[tab]              [ch]E[/ch]\r\nOf a wishing well[/tab]\r\n[tab]                    [ch]A[/ch]\r\nAnd we tackle the flaws[/tab]\r\n[tab]                  [ch]C#m[/ch]\r\nIn these obesity laws[/tab]\r\n[tab]                         [ch]B[/ch]\r\nIn this segment that's sponsored[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]E[/ch]\r\nBy Taco Bell[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Bridge 1]\r\n[tab]            [ch]A[/ch]\r\nWe've got violence,[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]C#m[/ch]\r\nDanger, sex, and drugs[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]B[/ch]\r\nAnd it's awesome[/tab]\r\n[tab]                    [ch]E[/ch]\r\n'Cause all of it's real[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]A[/ch]\r\nWe do the illusion of news[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]C#m[/ch]\r\nAnd while you think[/tab]\r\n[tab]                     [ch]B[/ch]\r\nYou're choosing the views[/tab]\r\n(No Chord)\r\nThat you feel\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]                              [ch]B[/ch]\r\nAll of this and more and live, only on the Channel Five[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]     [ch]C#m[/ch]   [ch]G#m[/ch]\r\nNews, ews, ews,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G#m[/ch]\r\nOnly on the Channel Five (Repeat chorus starting from \"Only\" three more times)[/tab]\r\n\r\n(Spoken: \"We've got Chip Walker, live at the scene, with breaking news! Chip, are you there?\")\r\n\r\n[Verse 2]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]             [ch]A[/ch]\r\nChip Walker here[/tab]\r\n[tab]                 [ch]C#m[/ch]\r\nAm I coming in clear?[/tab]\r\n[tab]              [ch]B[/ch]\r\nI'm standing near[/tab]\r\n[tab]                      [ch]E[/ch]\r\nTo the scene of the crime[/tab]\r\n[tab]                   [ch]A[/ch]\r\nThis Iraqi guy's shop[/tab]\r\n[tab]                     [ch]C#m[/ch]\r\nSeemed a newsworthy spot[/tab]\r\n[tab]                          [ch]B[/ch]\r\nSo we've been gathering shots here[/tab]\r\n[tab]                [ch]E[/ch]\r\nFor quite some time[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]A[/ch]\r\nToday real fast[/tab]\r\n[tab]                      [ch]C#m[/ch]\r\nThe owner's daughter passed[/tab]\r\n[tab]                         [ch]B[/ch]\r\nWe grabbed a shot of her ass[/tab]\r\n[tab]                     [ch]E[/ch]\r\nWhile the owner was near[/tab]\r\n[tab]                     [ch]A[/ch]\r\nThen he struck my chest[/tab]\r\n[tab]                     [ch]C#m[/ch]\r\nAnd now he's under arrest[/tab]\r\n[tab]                        [ch]B[/ch]\r\nAnd now you people have one less[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]E[/ch]\r\nMan to fear[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Bridge 2]\r\n[tab]               [ch]A[/ch]\r\nThis family's angry, crying,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C#m[/ch]\r\nSad, and lost[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]B[/ch]\r\nAnd it's awesome[/tab]\r\n[tab]                    [ch]E[/ch]\r\n'Cause all of it's real[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]A[/ch]\r\nWe do the illusion of news[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]C#m[/ch]\r\nAnd while you think[/tab]\r\n[tab]                     [ch]B[/ch]\r\nYou're choosing the views[/tab]\r\n(No Chord)\r\nThat you feel\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]                              [ch]B[/ch]\r\nAll of this and more and live, only on the Channel Five[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]     [ch]C#m[/ch]   [ch]G#m[/ch]\r\nNews, ews, ews,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G#m[/ch]\r\nOnly on the Channel Five (Repeat chorus starting from \"Only\" three more times)[/tab]\r\n\r\n(Spoken: \"We now go to Max Stevens, with the weather for the weekend. What are we looking at here,\r\nMax: umbrellas or picnic baskets?...Max?...Max!?\"\r\n\r\n(Continue playing the E, C#m, G#m, G#m while saying:\r\n\"We are experiencing technical difficulties, please stand by.\")\r\n(Spoken: \"Alright, we got a signal. Cut to Max.\")\r\n\r\n[Verse 3]\r\n[tab]               [ch]E[/ch]\r\nGood evening, hi[/tab]\r\n[tab]                  [ch]C#m[/ch]\r\nIt's your weather guy[/tab]\r\n[tab]                [ch]D#[/ch]\r\nI advise you to buy[/tab]\r\n[tab]                   [ch]G#m[/ch]\r\nAnother lightning rod[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]E[/ch]\r\nWe didn't catch[/tab]\r\n[tab]                  [ch]C#m[/ch]\r\nThis impending disaster[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]D#[/ch]\r\nMaybe it's natural[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]G#m[/ch]\r\nMaybe it's God[/tab]\r\n[tab]             [ch]E[/ch]\r\nThe sliding mud[/tab]\r\n[tab]               [ch]C#m[/ch]\r\nThe incoming flood[/tab]\r\n[tab]                      [ch]D#[/ch]\r\nWill never wash the blood[/tab]\r\n[tab]                    [ch]G#m[/ch]\r\nFrom my greedy old hands![/tab]\r\n[tab]              [ch]E[/ch]\r\nThis job was fun[/tab]\r\n[tab]                     [ch]C#m[/ch]\r\nI had a pretty good run[/tab]\r\n[tab]                     [ch]D#[/ch]\r\nBut I've never been one[/tab]\r\n[tab]                [ch]G#m[/ch]\r\nTo give into demands[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Bridge 3]\r\n[tab]           [ch]E[/ch]\r\nPeople are angry, crying,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C#m[/ch]\r\nSad, and lost[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]D#[/ch]\r\nAnd it's awful[/tab]\r\n[tab]                    [ch]G#m[/ch]\r\n'Cause all of it's real[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]E[/ch]\r\nWe do the illusion of news[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]C#m[/ch]\r\nAnd while you think[/tab]\r\n[tab]                     [ch]D#[/ch]\r\nYou're choosing the views[/tab]\r\n\r\nThat you feel\r\n[tab][ch]D#[/ch]\r\nAll of this and more all live[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D#[/ch]\r\nOnly on the Channel Five,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D#[/ch]\r\nOnly on the Channel Five[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D#[/ch]\r\nOn-on-on-WE'RE BACK![/tab]\r\n\r\n[Chorus starting at \"News\"]\r\n\r\n(Continue playing the E, C#m, G#m, G#m while saying: \"Bla, bla, bla\" and begin to fade out.\r\n Or just stop on a E with one last \"Only on the Channel Five news\", that's what I usually do!)","plain_text":"[Verse 1]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Bridge 1]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n(No Chord)\nThat you feel\n\n[Chorus]\n\n\n\n\n(Spoken: \"We've got Chip Walker, live at the scene, with breaking news! Chip, are you there?\")\n\n[Verse 2]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Bridge 2]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n(No Chord)\nThat you feel\n\n[Chorus]\n\n\n\n\n(Spoken: \"We now go to Max Stevens, with the weather for the weekend. What are we looking at here,\nMax: umbrellas or picnic baskets?...Max?...Max!?\"\n\n(Continue playing the E, C#m, G#m, G#m while saying:\n\"We are experiencing technical difficulties, please stand by.\")\n(Spoken: \"Alright, we got a signal. Cut to Max.\")\n\n[Verse 3]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Bridge 3]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThat you feel\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus starting at \"News\"]\n\n(Continue playing the E, C#m, G#m, G#m while saying: \"Bla, bla, bla\" and begin to fade out.\n Or just stop on a E with one last \"Only on the Channel Five news\", that's what I usually do!)","chords":["E","A","C#m","B","G#m","Am","D#"],"chord_diagrams":{"A":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,1,2,3,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,2,0]},"B":{"barres":[2],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,1,2,3,4,1],"frets":[-1,2,4,4,4,2]},"E":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,3,1,0,0],"frets":[0,2,2,1,0,0]}}}