{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":1890743,"song":"Commodious Commode","artist":"Kenneth Sayers","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11423416-commodious-commode-chords-by-kenneth-sayers/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/1890743?type=chord","rating":0,"votes":0,"content":"[Verse]\r\n\r\n[tab]         [ch]C[/ch]\r\nI want a commodious commode[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]G[/ch]\r\nTo have when I get old[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]F[/ch]\r\nWith a super soft toilet seat[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]G[/ch]\r\nOne that's easy on my cheeks [/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]       [ch]C[/ch]\r\nI need super soft toilet paper[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]G[/ch]\r\nNot the kind like sandpaper[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]F[/ch]\r\nBut it needs to be the stronger kind[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]G[/ch]\r\nSo none's left in my behind. [/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse]\r\n\r\n[tab]         [ch]C[/ch]\r\nI need a shelf with lots of books[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]G[/ch]\r\nPerhaps a stove so I can cook[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]F[/ch]\r\nThat would really make me smile[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]G[/ch]\r\nCause I'm gonna a be there a while. [/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse]\r\n\r\n[tab]         [ch]C[/ch]\r\nI need a commodious commode[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]G[/ch]\r\nOne that can handle heavy loads[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]F[/ch]\r\nWith a super powered flush[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]G[/ch]\r\nSo it won't ever stop up.[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse]\r\n\r\n[tab]       [ch]C[/ch]\r\nAnd if I'm ever feeling frustration[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]G[/ch]\r\nWhen I'm stopped up from constipation[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]F[/ch]\r\nI know it will be okay[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]G[/ch]\r\nCause I can sit in there all day.[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nEveryone needs a place[/tab]\r\n[tab]               [ch]G[/ch]\r\nWhere they can go  just to escape[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]F[/ch]\r\nWell, that's good enough for me[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAnd people can just let me be. [/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse]\r\n\r\n[tab]    [ch]F[/ch]\r\nNow I don't ask for much I'm a simple man[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]C[/ch]\r\nBut I'd like some comfort when I use the can[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]G[/ch]                     [ch]F[/ch]\r\nOh when I really really have to go[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]G[/ch]             [ch]C[/ch]\r\nI want me a commodious commode[/tab]","plain_text":"[Verse]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse]","chords":["C","G","F"],"chord_diagrams":{"C":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,3,2,0,1,0],"frets":[0,3,2,0,1,0]},"F":{"barres":[1],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[1,3,4,2,1,1],"frets":[1,3,3,2,1,1]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]}}}