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Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":1884074,"song":"Daves House","artist":"Cosmo Jarvis","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11422610-daves-house-chords-by-cosmo-jarvis/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/1884074?type=chord","rating":0.02951,"votes":0,"content":"===================================================================================================\r\n                                     Daves House - Cosmo Jarvis\r\n===================================================================================================\r\nAs far as I can tell it's 3 chords.. just the bass and other instruments making it interesting.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n[Intro/Chorus]\r\n[tab]     [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nWhat happens in Dave's house stays in Dave's house,[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]Gm[/ch]\r\nWhat happens in Dave's house stays with me.[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nWhat happens in Dave's house stays in Dave's house[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nAnd if you tell your friends, they won't believe.[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nWhat happens in Dave's house stays in Dave's house,[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]Gm[/ch]\r\nWhat happens in Dave's house stays unknown.[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nWhat happens in Dave's house stays in Dave's house[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nSo now we have a place that we can go.[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse 1]\r\n[tab]        [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nYou can do it in a closet,[/tab]\r\n[tab]                            [ch]Gm[/ch]\r\nBut I'm not sure that's the best place[/tab]\r\n\r\nSee, you can't lock the doors.\r\n[tab]   [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nSo maybe try and do it[/tab]\r\n\r\nWhen your girlfriend's sleeping,\r\n[tab][ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nMake sure she can't hear you creeping.[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nInstead build a shed[/tab]\r\n\r\nTo facilitate the act,\r\n[tab]    [ch]Gm[/ch]\r\nBut if someone sees you,[/tab]\r\n\r\nYou might as well pack your\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nBags and leave the country.[/tab]\r\n[tab]                [ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nRun free like a squirrel in an oak tree.[/tab]\r\n[tab]             [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nSlowly your appalling technique will improve,[/tab]\r\n[tab]                         [ch]Gm[/ch]\r\nYou'll have to move to a new spot[/tab]\r\n\r\nWhere not a soul intrudes\r\n[tab]       [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nLike a bank vault, all you'd need is the keys,[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nBut if a bank robber caught you[/tab]\r\n\r\nHe'd call the police.\r\n[tab]     [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nAnd then what, back to the closet?[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]Gm[/ch]\r\nNo, there must be some sick hole we can go[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nAnd do what we do in God's sweet peace[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nAnd on a Friday have a coffee and talk about the week.[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nIn the meantime you'll have to settle[/tab]\r\n[tab]                            [ch]Gm[/ch]\r\nFor disused petrol stations,[/tab]\r\n \r\nNature reserves and grandma's basement.\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nMany blatant signs of nefarious areas,[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nIf you do see a human being[/tab]\r\n\r\nGo somewhere scarier.\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]\r\n  I tried it in a hospital one time,[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]Gm[/ch]\r\nBut like a fool I forgot that they're open all the time.[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nYou could travel to a dead relative's old place[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nAnd if they really are dead[/tab]\r\n\r\nThey'll let you stay a couple days.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n[Hook]\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nAfter you do it, don't stay put,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Gm[/ch]\r\nGo to the last place people will look for you,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nAnd also don't forget that alibis are important too,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nSomebody you trust, never somebody new.[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nThis is the life and there is no solution[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Gm[/ch]\r\nUntil somebody forms us and institution[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nWhere the me's and the you's and the everybodys[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nCan go do this shit without having to worry.[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n[tab]     [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nWhat happens in Dave's house stays in Dave's house,[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]Gm[/ch]\r\nWhat happens in Dave's house stays with me.[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nWhat happens in Dave's house stays in Dave's house[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nAnd if you tell your friends, they won't believe.[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nWhat happens in Dave's house stays in Dave's house,[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]Gm[/ch]\r\nWhat happens in Dave's house stays unknown.[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nWhat happens in Dave's house stays in Dave's house[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nSo now we have a place that we can go.[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n[Instrumental]   x4\r\n[ch]Dm[/ch] [ch]Gm[/ch] [ch]Dm[/ch] [ch]Bb[/ch]\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse 2]\r\n[tab]         [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nWell you love her,[/tab]\r\n\r\nBeen relationshipping for a year\r\n[tab]           [ch]Gm[/ch]\r\nAnd you're never gonna cheat[/tab]\r\n[tab]                              [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nSo have no fear my love, it's okay.[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                   [ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nI know you had a dream that he was cheating on you,[/tab]\r\n\r\nDon't cry, but please scream.\r\n[tab]      [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nAnd a Friday gives you a bronze idea,[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]Gm[/ch]\r\nTo go and see Dave for a chat and a beer.[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nBut oh dear, who's here but that girl you imagined[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]Bb[/ch]                                              [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nWhen you're shaking up yourself to Jasmine and Aladdin fantasies.[/tab]\r\n                           \r\nYou're rubbing, and the lamp's gonna thank you\r\n[tab]   [ch]Gm[/ch]\r\nBy showing you the genie, man[/tab]\r\n\r\nBut you forgot the tissue.\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nAnyway Brixham, I mean Dave's town,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nDave, the king pimp, seems to have called you a girl down.[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nAnd you love your man Dave,[/tab]\r\n\r\nThe beer was free and splendid,\r\n[tab]        [ch]Gm[/ch]\r\nBut you kept it pretty distant that you're happily girlfriended.[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nYou try and squeeze it in before the inevitable,[/tab]\r\n[tab]              [ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nPuts his hand on your balls,[/tab]\r\n\r\nAnd dips some in some hot sauce\r\n[tab]                      [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nAnd then orders you a six course meal of unnecessary heart ache,[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]Gm[/ch]\r\nToo late you already pinched her ass[/tab]\r\n\r\nAnd told her that she looks great.\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]\r\n  You look at Dave one last time[/tab]\r\n\r\nAnd flash at him those eyebrows,\r\n[tab]    [ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nThe eyebrows that you save[/tab]\r\n\r\nFor when you're in need of a way out.\r\n[tab]  [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nBefore you know it you're naked[/tab]\r\n\r\nIn the proverbial deep-end.\r\n[tab]    [ch]Gm[/ch]\r\nShe likes you numb nuts,[/tab]\r\n\r\nBut you forgot about your girlfriend.\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nProbably sitting at home thinking about you right now,[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nQuick say you need a pee and just take five minutes out.[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nYou need to call her, to drunk to dial,[/tab]\r\n\r\nA trial but you make it,\r\n[tab]              [ch]Gm[/ch]\r\nRing ring, no answer,[/tab]\r\n\r\nYou're screwed man , it's way too late.\r\n[tab]           [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nit's comes down to a choice that you've already made,[/tab]\r\n[tab]               [ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nCause you're a slave to the power of the red dressed dame.[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nYou need Dave's help, but he's done done enough,[/tab]\r\n[tab]             [ch]Gm[/ch]\r\nSee this was no coincidence,[/tab]\r\n\r\nDave set this up.\r\n[tab]       [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nYou're angry and you're happy[/tab]\r\n\r\nAnd you don't know what to say.\r\n[tab]     [ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nDave whispers in your ear[/tab]\r\n\r\n\"You can use my place\"\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n[tab]     [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nWhat happens in Dave's house stays in Dave's house,[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]Gm[/ch]\r\nWhat happens in Dave's house stays with me.[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nWhat happens in Dave's house stays in Dave's house[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nAnd if you tell your friends, they won't believe.[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nWhat happens in Dave's house stays in Dave's house,[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]Gm[/ch]\r\nWhat happens in Dave's house stays unknown.[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nWhat happens in Dave's house stays in Dave's house[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nSo now we have a place that we can go.[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n[Instrumental]   x4\r\n[ch]Dm[/ch] [ch]Gm[/ch] [ch]Dm[/ch] [ch]Bb[/ch]\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n[Outro]      x6\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch] [ch]Gm[/ch] [ch]Dm[/ch] [ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nEnd On Dm[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab]Thought i'd give you the Outro guitar phrase as this was pretty sparse for a good song.\r\n-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------\r\n-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------\r\n-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------\r\n------------------------------------7-6-5~~-----------------------------------10-9-8~~-----\r\n-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------\r\n-8-9-10~-xx-10-13~~10\\\\---5-4-3~-xx---------8-9-10~-xx-10-13~~10\\\\--8-7-6~-xx--------------[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\nThanks.","plain_text":"===================================================================================================\n                                     Daves House - Cosmo Jarvis\n===================================================================================================\nAs far as I can tell it's 3 chords.. just the bass and other instruments making it interesting.\n\n\n\n\n[Intro/Chorus]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse 1]\n\n\n\nSee, you can't lock the doors.\n\n\nWhen your girlfriend's sleeping,\n\n\n\nTo facilitate the act,\n\n\nYou might as well pack your\n\n\n\n\n\nWhere not a soul intrudes\n\n\n\nHe'd call the police.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n \nNature reserves and grandma's basement.\n\n\n\nGo somewhere scarier.\n\n\n\n\n\nThey'll let you stay a couple days.\n\n\n\n[Hook]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Instrumental]   x4\nDm Gm Dm Bb\n\n\n\n[Verse 2]\n\n\nBeen relationshipping for a year\n\n\n\n\nDon't cry, but please scream.\n\n\n\n\n                           \nYou're rubbing, and the lamp's gonna thank you\n\n\nBut you forgot the tissue.\n\n\n\n\nThe beer was free and splendid,\n\n\n\n\nAnd dips some in some hot sauce\n\n\n\nAnd told her that she looks great.\n\n\nAnd flash at him those eyebrows,\n\n\nFor when you're in need of a way out.\n\n\nIn the proverbial deep-end.\n\n\nBut you forgot about your girlfriend.\n\n\n\n\nA trial but you make it,\n\n\nYou're screwed man , it's way too late.\n\n\n\n\n\nDave set this up.\n\n\nAnd you don't know what to say.\n\n\n\"You can use my place\"\n\n\n\n[Chorus]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Instrumental]   x4\nDm Gm Dm Bb\n\n\n\n[Outro]      x6\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThanks.","chords":["Dm","Gm","Bb","A"],"chord_diagrams":{"Dm":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,2,3,1],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,1]},"Gm":{"barres":[3],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[1,3,4,1,1,1],"frets":[3,5,5,3,3,3]}}}