{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":1883574,"song":"Texas Annie","artist":"The Wet Spots","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11422425-texas-annie-chords-by-the-wet-spots/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/1883574?type=chord","rating":0.18701,"votes":0,"content":"Texas Annie - The Wet Spots\r\n\r\n[Verse]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]                                                              [ch]G[/ch]\r\nWell, Texas Annie had a big fat fanny, and she drove a black sedan[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                                                               [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nShe had Ben Wa Balls in her overalls and a trunk full of contraband.[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]                                                                                      [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAnd when the fog was thick, she'd pack her dicks, and sneak across the county line,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                                               [ch]Am[/ch]\r\n'Cause in Texas, any tool for masturbation is a crime.[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]                                              [ch]G[/ch]\r\nHard-livin' and promiscuous, she kinda liked the risk,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                                       [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nShe was a liquor-drinkin' dildo-runnin' rascal.[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]                                                      [ch]G[/ch]\r\nWith an electronic phallus for each housewife up in Dallas[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                                        [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nAn' a probe for every asshole in El Paso.[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]                               [ch]C[/ch]\r\nCos you can't buy a dildo in Texas[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                                                       [ch]C[/ch]\r\nWe don't touch ourselves down there round here, ya' hear?[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]                               [ch]C[/ch]\r\nAnd it says so in the Bible that a vibe'll leave you liable[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                                       [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nFor a prison term of twenty-seven years.[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Verse]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]                                                                      [ch]G[/ch]\r\nWell, she'd rent a room in a cheap saloon and start sellin' all her wares,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                                                               [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nShe'd be drinkin' whisky and gettin' frisky, conductin' her affairs.[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]                                                                              [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAnd by the end of the night, she'd be good and tight, with a girl on either side,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                                                                               [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nAnd she'd grab her saddle and a ping-pong paddle and she'd take them for a ride.[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]                                                              [ch]G[/ch]\r\nTill the good ol' boys got their good ol' balls all tied up in a sling,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                                                                       [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nAnd the governor said \"I'll have her head, that butch is gonna swing,\"[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]                                                                              [ch]G[/ch]\r\nThe boys felt replaced and they felt disgraced and they chased her hard and long[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                                                                       [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nThere's no debate in the Lone Star State about who should wear the dong.[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Verse]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]                               [ch]C[/ch]\r\nCos you can't buy a dildo in Texas[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                                                       [ch]C[/ch]\r\nWe don't touch ourselves down there round here, ya' hear?[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]                                    [ch]C[/ch]\r\nAnd it says so in the Bible that a vibe'll leave you liable[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                                       [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nTo be tried before a jury of your queers. I mean, peers.[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]\r\nRight, definitely peers.[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Bridge]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]\r\nAnnie in the bedroom picking out toys,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nAnnie been caught by the governor's boys,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]\r\nAnnie gonna get the electric chair,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nA thousand volts in the derriere.[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Spoken]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]\r\nWooo-hooo! (laugh) Do it again, muthafucka, come on![/tab]\r\n\r\n[Verse]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]                                                                      [ch]G[/ch]       \r\nSo they strapped her in and the governor grinned, \"I guess you've had your fun,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                                                                       [ch]Am[/ch]      \r\nShoulda made your money as a playboy bunny or by selling people guns.[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]                                              [ch]G[/ch]       \r\nSo goodnight Texas Annie - I hope you burn in hell,\"[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                                                                       [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nShe said \"I'll see you there, you sonofabitch, and I'll see your wife as well!\"[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]                                                              [ch]G[/ch]\r\nSo he flipped the switch, she began to twitch and vibrate all around,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                                                                                       [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nSmoke filled the room, there was a thunderous boom and a high pitched buzzing sound.[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]                                                                      [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAnd as the air cleared, she'd disappeared, and a hundred eyes grew wide,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                                                       [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nThe Men were stiff with horror but their wives looked satisfied.[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]                               [ch]C[/ch]\r\nCos you can't buy a dildo in Texas,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                               [ch]C[/ch]\r\nSo here's your chance to stick it to the man.[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]                                               [ch]C[/ch]\r\nTake every opportunity to whack off with impunity,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                               [ch]C[/ch]       [ch]F[/ch]       [ch]C[/ch]  [ch]G[/ch]  [ch]C[/ch]\r\nGo fuck yourselves as often as you can.[/tab]","plain_text":"Texas Annie - The Wet Spots\n\n[Verse]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus]\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Bridge]\n\n\n\n\n\n[Spoken]\n\n\n[Verse]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus]","chords":["Am","G","F","C","A"],"chord_diagrams":{"Am":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,2,3,1,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,1,0]},"C":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,3,2,0,1,0],"frets":[0,3,2,0,1,0]},"F":{"barres":[1],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[1,3,4,2,1,1],"frets":[1,3,3,2,1,1]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]}}}