{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":1879081,"song":"10 Foot Cock And A Few Hundred Virgins","artist":"Tim Minchin","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11421889-10-foot-cock-and-a-few-hundred-virgins-chords-by-tim-minchin/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/1879081?type=chord","rating":4.65145,"votes":28,"content":"Tim Minchin - 10 foot cock and a few hundred virgins \r\nfrom DVD: So Live!\r\n\r\n\r\n[Chords]\r\n[ch]B(b9)[/ch] x24542\r\n[ch]C#dim7[/ch] x45353\r\n[ch]E/F#[/ch] 2x2100\r\n[ch]E/G[/ch] 3x2100\r\n[ch]E/G#[/ch] 4x2100\r\n[ch]Am7[/ch] x02010\r\n[tab][ch]D6[/ch] xx0202\r\nB/C x34442 or x3444x[/tab]\r\n\r\n[ch]Ammaj7[/ch] x02110\r\n[ch]Am7add13[/ch] x04010\r\n[ch]Emmaj7[/ch] 021000\r\n[ch]Em7[/ch] 020000\r\n[ch]Em6[/ch] 042000\r\n\r\n[ch]Cmaj7[/ch] 032000\r\n[ch]Em/Bb[/ch] 012000\r\n\r\n[ch]E9[/ch] 020102\r\n[ch]Dbadd#11[/ch] x4302x\r\n[ch]Dadd11[/ch] x5403x\r\n\r\n\r\n[Intro]\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]\r\n So you're gonna live in Paradise, ... with a ten-foot cock and a few hundred virgins.[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse 1] (4/4)\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch] [ch]B[/ch] [ch]B(b9)[/ch] [ch]B[/ch]\r\n So you're gonna live in Paradise,[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nWith a ten-foot cock and a few hundred virgins,[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]B[/ch] [ch]B(b9)[/ch] [ch]B[/ch]\r\nSo you're gonna sacrifice your life[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]C[/ch]\r\nFor a ride on a UFO,[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]C#dim7[/ch] [ch]D[/ch] [ch]E[/ch] [ch]E/F#[/ch] [ch]E/G[/ch] [ch]E/G#[/ch]\r\nAnd when the Lord comes down with his shimmering chariot of salvation,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am7[/ch] [ch]D6[/ch] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]B[/ch] [ch]C[/ch] [ch]B[/ch]\r\nYou're gonna be the first to know, ouoh.[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]B/C[/ch] [ch]B[/ch]\r\nAnd so if...[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Bridge 1] (7/8)\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch] [ch]C[/ch]\r\nGod was there from the very beginning[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]D[/ch]\r\nHe invented men and women,[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]B7[/ch]\r\nThen He also invented wanking,[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nThen He said wanking was sinning.[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]C[/ch]\r\nSo if I'm feeling randy[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]D[/ch]\r\nI'm not allowed to hand-shandy,[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]B7[/ch]\r\nBut having sex with my family,[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Chorus 1] (6/8)\r\n[tab]N.C. [ch]C[/ch]\r\nthat is just fucking great.[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]B[/ch] [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nIt's all there in Ezekial 8,[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]E7[/ch] [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nJust before He opens up His big pearly gate,[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]Ammaj7[/ch] [ch]Am7[/ch]\r\nAnd says that it's a sin[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]Am7add13[/ch] [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nTo take it up the date,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Emmaj7[/ch] [ch]Em7[/ch]\r\nEven if it's great,[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]Em6[/ch] [ch]C[/ch] \r\nEven with your cowboy mate.[/tab]\r\n\r\n[ch]B[/ch] [ch]B/C[/ch] [ch]B[/ch]\r\n[ch]B[/ch] [ch]B/C[/ch] [ch]B[/ch]\r\n\r\n[tab] [ch]B[/ch]\r\nE |--------------------------|\r\nB |-5--4---------------------|\r\nG |-------5--4--2-4-5-4------|\r\nD |---------------------5--4-|\r\nA |--------------------------|\r\nE |--------------------------|[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse 2] (4/4)\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch] [ch]B[/ch] [ch]B(b9)[/ch] [ch]B[/ch]\r\n So you're gonna live in Paradise,[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nWith a ten-foot cock and few hundred virgins,[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]B[/ch] [ch]B(b9)[/ch] [ch]B[/ch]\r\nSo you're gonna sacrifice your life[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]C[/ch]\r\nFor a shot at the greener grass,[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]C#dim7[/ch] [ch]D[/ch] [ch]E[/ch] [ch]E/F#[/ch] [ch]E/G[/ch] [ch]E/G#[/ch]\r\nAnd when the Lord comes down with his shining rod of judgement,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am7[/ch] [ch]D6[/ch] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]B[/ch] [ch]C[/ch] [ch]B[/ch]\r\nHe's gonna kick my heathen arse, ouoh.[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]B/C[/ch] [ch]B[/ch]\r\nSo if you...[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Bridge 2] (7/8)\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch] [ch]C[/ch]\r\nCover the bodies of your women[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]D[/ch]\r\nEverybody is grinning,[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]B7[/ch]\r\nBecause black is so slimming,[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nThough it's not great for swimming.[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]C[/ch]\r\nBut it gives you an erection,[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]D[/ch]\r\nWith the increased sexual tension,[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]B7[/ch]\r\nWhat with the U.V. protection[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Chorus 2] (6/8)\r\n[tab]N.C. [ch]C[/ch]\r\nThat is second to none.[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]B[/ch] [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nYou'll find it all in the Quran[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]E7[/ch] [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nJust next to the bit that justifies guns,[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]Ammaj7[/ch] [ch]Am7[/ch]\r\nAnd says that it's a sin[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]Am7add13[/ch] [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nTo take it up the bum,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Emmaj7[/ch] [ch]Em7[/ch]\r\nEven if it's fun,[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]Em6[/ch] [ch]C[/ch]\r\nEven with permission from your mum.[/tab]\r\n\r\n[ch]B[/ch] [ch]B/C[/ch] [ch]B[/ch]\r\n[ch]B[/ch] [ch]B/C[/ch] [ch]B[/ch]\r\n\r\n[tab] [ch]B[/ch]\r\nE |--------------------------|\r\nB |-5--4---------------------|\r\nG |-------5--4--2-4-5-4------|\r\nD |---------------------5--4-|\r\nA |--------------------------|\r\nE |--------------------------|[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse 3] (4/4)\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch] [ch]B[/ch]\r\n So you're gonna live in Paradise[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nWith a ten-foot cock and a few hundred virgins,[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]B[/ch]\r\nSo you're gonna sacrifice your life[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]C[/ch]\r\nFor a shot at eternity,[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]C#dim7[/ch] [ch]D[/ch] [ch]E[/ch] [ch]E/F#[/ch] [ch]E/G[/ch] [ch]E/G#[/ch]\r\nAnd when the Lord comes down and I haven't done my penance,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am7[/ch] [ch]D6[/ch] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]B[/ch] [ch]C[/ch] [ch]B[/ch]\r\nHe's gonna disembowel me, ouoh.[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab] [ch]B/C[/ch] [ch]B[/ch]\r\nYou say that...[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]B/Eb[/ch] [ch]B[/ch] [ch]Bm[/ch] [ch]B/Eb[/ch]\r\nIf I...[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Bridge 3] (7/8)\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch] [ch]C[/ch]\r\nStumbled on a watch I'd assume it had a watchmaker,[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]D[/ch]\r\nThat a muffin presupposes a baker,[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]B7[/ch]\r\nSo you must agree sooner or later,[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nThat this proves that there's a creator.[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]C[/ch]\r\nSo if I put my foot in a stinker,[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]D[/ch]\r\nYou'd assume the existence of a sphincter,[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]B7[/ch]\r\nThus you don't need to be a great thinker[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Chorus 4] (6/8)\r\n[tab] [ch]C[/ch]\r\nTo coclude that God's a bum,[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]B[/ch] [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nWhich negates the words of Genesis 1[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]E7[/ch] [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nWhich made Him out to be so much fun,[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]Ammaj7[/ch] [ch]Am7[/ch]\r\nUntil Adam succumbed[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am7add13[/ch] [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nTo temptation,[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]Emmaj7[/ch] [ch]Em7[/ch]\r\nAnd then His only son[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]Em6[/ch] [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nGot nailed to a gum,[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]Ammaj7[/ch] [ch]Am7[/ch]\r\nOr the Middle-Eastern equivalent,[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]Am7add13[/ch] [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nWhich suggests that God's omniscience[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]Emmaj7[/ch] [ch]Em7[/ch]\r\nIs nullified by His ambivilance,[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]Em6[/ch] [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nUnless it turns out that He's impotent,[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]Ammaj7[/ch] [ch]Am7[/ch]\r\nAnd if God can't get a boner,[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]Am7add13[/ch] [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nI guess that explains the plethora[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]Emmaj7[/ch] [ch]Em7[/ch]\r\nOf huge erections in His honour -[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]Em6[/ch] [ch]Cmaj7[/ch] [ch]Em[/ch] [ch]Em/Bb[/ch] [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nBecause we all know a steeple's just a subconscious compensatory manifestation of a huge stiff penis[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]Ammaj7[/ch] [ch]Am7[/ch]\r\nStill He tells us that it's heinous[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]Am7add13[/ch] [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nTo stick a penis up your anus,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Emmaj7[/ch] [ch]Em7[/ch]\r\nEven if you're famous,[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]Em6[/ch] [ch]C[/ch]\r\nEven if you're good at tennis.[/tab]\r\n\r\n[ch]B[/ch] [ch]B/C[/ch] [ch]B[/ch]\r\n[ch]B[/ch] [ch]B/C[/ch] [ch]B[/ch]\r\n\r\n[tab] [ch]B[/ch]\r\nE |------------------|\r\nB |-5-4--------------|\r\nG |-----5-4-2-4------|\r\nD |-------------0-1--|\r\nA |------------------|\r\nE |------------------|[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse 4] (4/4)\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch] [ch]C[/ch]\r\n So you're gonna live in Paradise[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]B7[/ch] [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nWitha ten-foot cock and a few hundred virgins,[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]C[/ch]\r\nSo you're gonna sacrifice your life[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]B7[/ch] [ch]C[/ch]\r\nFor a ride on a UFO,[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]C#dim7[/ch] [ch]D[/ch] [ch]Dsus4[/ch] [ch]E[/ch] [ch]E/F#[/ch] [ch]E/G[/ch] [ch]E/G#[/ch]\r\nAnd when the Lord comes down with his big stiff slippery, rod of judgement,[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Outro] (6/8)\r\n[tab][ch]Am7[/ch] [ch]D6[/ch] [ch]Bm7[/ch]\r\nI'm gonna be the first to go,[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]E7[/ch] [ch]Am7[/ch]\r\nHe's gonna send me down below,[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]D6[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]\r\nHe's gonna whip me like his hoe,[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]E9[/ch]\r\nYou really think so,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am7[/ch] [ch]D6[/ch] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]C[/ch] [ch]Dbadd#11[/ch] [ch]Dadd11[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]\r\n I'm gonna be the first to go.[/tab]","plain_text":"Tim Minchin - 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