{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":1875275,"song":"Why Does Everything Offend Me","artist":"The Jewo","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11420445-why-does-everything-offend-me-chords-by-the-jewo/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/1875275?type=chord","rating":0,"votes":0,"content":"-----------------------------------------------------------------------------\r\n                   Why Does Everything Offend Me - The Jewo \r\n-----------------------------------------------------------------------------\r\n\r\nIn the key of A, no capo\r\n\r\n[Intro]  \r\n[ch]F#m[/ch]  [ch]E[/ch]  [ch]D[/ch]\r\n\r\n[Chorus 1]\r\n[tab][ch]F#m[/ch]       [ch]E[/ch]         [ch]D[/ch]\r\nWhy does everything offend me?[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F#m[/ch]        [ch]E[/ch]        [ch]D[/ch]\r\nIs it just my sensitivity?[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F#m[/ch]      [ch]E[/ch]   [ch]D[/ch]       [ch]A[/ch]\r\nYou can say anything[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F#m[/ch]       [ch]E[/ch]                [ch]D[/ch]           [ch]A[/ch]\r\nAnd I'll believe that I'm the victim[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Verse 1]\r\n[tab][ch]F#m[/ch]                      [ch]E[/ch]\r\nBrowsing the internet is how I spend my days[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                                  [ch]C#m[/ch]\r\nTrying to find arguments yeah I'm part of that craze[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]F#m[/ch]                          [ch]E[/ch]\r\nI don't need sunlight 'cause my future is bright[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]D[/ch]                   [ch]C#m[/ch]\r\nI win every argument judging by my likes[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]  [ch]F#m[/ch]                 [ch]E[/ch]\r\nI type and I sweat, I mutter and I growl [/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]D[/ch]                 [ch]C#m[/ch]\r\nEverything I read online is so foul [/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F#m[/ch]            [ch]E[/ch]\r\nThat is why I have to get involved[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                                     [ch]C#m[/ch]\r\nEven though this is childish and I'm 20 years old[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]F#m[/ch]                          [ch]E[/ch]\r\nPeople are so clueless and I know more than them [/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                      [ch]C#m[/ch]\r\nAnything I see can be viewed as racism [/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]F#m[/ch]                           [ch]E[/ch]\r\nI'm simply informing the world of what I know is right[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]D[/ch]                 [ch]C#m[/ch]\r\nAnd that all you say is a load of shite[/tab]\r\n \r\n[tab]      [ch]F#m[/ch]                   [ch]E[/ch]\r\nI'm society's guardian, the justice king[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]               [ch]C#m[/ch]\r\nListen closely when I sing[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]F#m[/ch]                   [ch]E[/ch]\r\nStop being disrespectful now show me your face [/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]D[/ch]                         [ch]C#m[/ch]\r\nI'm gonna make this world my motherfucking safe space[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]       [ch]F#m[/ch]                                   [ch]E[/ch]\r\nAnd if I don't like what you're saying I'll shoot you down [/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]D[/ch]                   [ch]C#m[/ch]\r\nBecause I've given myself the self righteous crown [/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]F#m[/ch]               [ch]E[/ch] \r\nBut don't worry about me, theres no need to fret, [/tab]\r\n[tab]             [ch]D[/ch]                            [ch]C#m[/ch]\r\nBecause i'll put you in line and make you politically correct[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]      [ch]F#m[/ch]                   [ch]E[/ch]\r\nThe revolution is near, it's time to revolt[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]D[/ch]                      [ch]C#m[/ch]\r\nAll you politicians it's time for you to bolt[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F#m[/ch]                            [ch]E[/ch]\r\nBecause i'm taking over, I've simply had enough [/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]D[/ch]                          [ch]C#m[/ch]\r\nFree speech it's finished, now shut the hell up [/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n[Chorus 2 ]\r\n[tab][ch]F#m[/ch]       [ch]E[/ch]         [ch]D[/ch]\r\nWhy does everything offend me?[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F#m[/ch]        [ch]E[/ch]        [ch]D[/ch]\r\nIs it just my sensitivity?[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F#m[/ch]      [ch]E[/ch]   [ch]D[/ch]       [ch]A[/ch]\r\nYou can say anything[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F#m[/ch]       [ch]E[/ch]                [ch]D[/ch]           [ch]A[/ch]\r\nAnd I'll believe that I'm the victim[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Verse 2] \r\n[tab]     [ch]F#m[/ch]              [ch]E[/ch]\r\nBut who is to blame for this situation?[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]D[/ch]                    [ch]C#m[/ch]    \r\nThe one which has plagued our great nation [/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]F#m[/ch]                    [ch]E[/ch]\r\nLet's blame the government for fuelling this fire[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]D[/ch]                     [ch]C#m[/ch]\r\nIt all started with their so called empire[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab] [ch]F#m[/ch]                        [ch]E[/ch]\r\nTo attribute the blame we need some realism [/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]D[/ch]                  [ch]C#m[/ch]\r\nSo let's attach it to post-colonialism [/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]F#m[/ch]                 [ch]E[/ch]\r\nAnd if I see a statue referring to that era[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]D[/ch]                      [ch]C#m[/ch]\r\nI'll make sure the bulldozer comes even nearer[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]F#m[/ch]                         [ch]E[/ch]\r\nAnything that reminds me of that disastrous path[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]D[/ch]                        [ch]C#m[/ch]\r\nMust be knocked and shoved and given a blast [/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]F#m[/ch]              [ch]E[/ch]\r\nWe must keep using our imagination [/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]D[/ch]                  [ch]C#m[/ch]\r\nTo remove all signs of cultural appropriation [/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]    [ch]F#m[/ch]                           [ch]E[/ch]\r\nYou want to have a party with an adventurous theme?[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]D[/ch]                                     [ch]C#m[/ch]   \r\nBut what if it offends a minority that you've never seen?[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]F#m[/ch]                           [ch]E[/ch]\r\nNothing makes me angrier than fancy dress[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]D[/ch]                [ch]C#m[/ch]\r\nNow take it off you drunken mess[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]        [ch]F#m[/ch]                          [ch]E[/ch]\r\nAnd how dare you assume my gender and call me a man?[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]D[/ch]                  [ch]C#m[/ch]\r\nBecause I self identify as a tin can [/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]F#m[/ch]                          [ch]E[/ch]\r\nYou better check your privilege because you have no right [/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]D[/ch]                  [ch]C#m[/ch]\r\nTo an opinion so give up the fight [/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]F#m[/ch]                        [ch]E[/ch]\r\nWelcome to my world, this dystopian one[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]D[/ch]                          [ch]C#m[/ch]\r\nWhere all debate ends and where there is no fun [/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]F#m[/ch]                    [ch]E[/ch]\r\nYour life is changing, your mouth's been closed[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]D[/ch]                   [ch]C#m[/ch]\r\nThis is the future right here in this prose[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Chorus 3]\r\n[tab][ch]F#m[/ch]       [ch]E[/ch]         [ch]D[/ch]\r\nWhy does everything offend me?[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F#m[/ch]        [ch]E[/ch]        [ch]D[/ch]\r\nIs it just my sensitivity?[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F#m[/ch]      [ch]E[/ch]   [ch]D[/ch]        [ch]A[/ch]\r\nYou can say anything[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F#m[/ch]       [ch]E[/ch]                [ch]D[/ch]           [ch]A[/ch]\r\nAnd I'll believe that I'm the victim[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Bridge]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]       [ch]E[/ch]            [ch]F#m[/ch]\r\nThese academic institutions[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                  [ch]E[/ch]                 [ch]F#m[/ch]\r\nThey've had enough of your vocal pollution [/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]D[/ch]             [ch]E[/ch]\r\nSo stop debating now[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]A[/ch]                [ch]F#m[/ch]\r\nSo we'll have no more rows[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]D[/ch] \r\nAnd then nothing else, [/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]Dm[/ch]                 [ch]A[/ch]\r\nNothing else will offend me [/tab]\r\n\r\n[Chorus 4]\r\n[tab][ch]F#m[/ch]       [ch]E[/ch]         [ch]D[/ch]\r\nWhy does everything offend me?[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F#m[/ch]        [ch]E[/ch]        [ch]D[/ch]\r\nIs it just my sensitivity?[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F#m[/ch]      [ch]E[/ch]   [ch]D[/ch]         [ch]A[/ch]\r\nYou can say anything[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F#m[/ch]       [ch]E[/ch]                [ch]D[/ch]   [ch]Dm[/ch]   [ch]A[/ch]\r\nAnd I'll believe that I'm the    victim[/tab]","plain_text":"-----------------------------------------------------------------------------\n                   Why Does Everything Offend Me - The Jewo \n-----------------------------------------------------------------------------\n\nIn the key of A, no capo\n\n[Intro]  \nF#m  E  D\n\n[Chorus 1]\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse 1]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus 2 ]\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse 2] \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus 3]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Bridge]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus 4]","chords":["A","F#m","E","D","C#m","Dm"],"chord_diagrams":{"A":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,1,2,3,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,2,0]},"D":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,1,3,2],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,2]},"Dm":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,2,3,1],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,1]},"E":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,3,1,0,0],"frets":[0,2,2,1,0,0]}}}