{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":1873478,"song":"South Park - Merry Fucking Christmas","artist":"Misc Cartoons","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11419695-south-park-merry-fucking-christmas-chords-by-misc-cartoons/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/1873478?type=chord","rating":4.71044,"votes":27,"content":"[Verse 1]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]                   [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nI heard there is no Christmas[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]                  [ch]C[/ch]\r\nIn the silly Middle East[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]                      [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nNo trees, no snow, no Santa Claus[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]                            [ch]C[/ch]\r\nThey have different religious beliefs[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]              [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nThey believe in Muhammad[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]               [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nAnd not in our holiday[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]           [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nAnd so every December[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]                           [ch]G[/ch]\r\nI go to the Middle East and say[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Chorus 1]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]            [ch]C[/ch]\r\nHey there Mr Muslim[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]             [ch]G[/ch]\r\nMerry Fucking Christmas[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                      [ch]G[/ch]\r\nPut down that book the Koran[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                     [ch]C[/ch]\r\nAnd hear some holiday wishes[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                   [ch]C[/ch]\r\nIn case you haven't noticed[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]            [ch]F[/ch]\r\nIt's Jesus's birthday[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]                       [ch]G[/ch]\r\nSo get off your heathen Muslim ass[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]           [ch]C[/ch]\r\nAnd fucking celebrate[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Verse 2]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]                   [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nThere is no holiday season[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]            [ch]C[/ch]\r\nIn India I've heard[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]                        [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nThey don't hang up their stockings[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]               [ch]C[/ch]\r\nAnd that is just absurd![/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]                             [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nThey've never read a Christmas story[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]                              [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nThey don't know what Rudolf is about[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]                 [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nAnd that is why in December[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]                    [ch]G[/ch]\r\nI'll go to India and Shout[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Chorus 2]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]            [ch]C[/ch]\r\nHey there Mr. Hinduist[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]             [ch]G[/ch]\r\nMerry Fucking Christmas[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                      [ch]G[/ch]\r\nDrink Eggnog and eat some beef[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                     [ch]C[/ch]\r\nAnd pass it to the missus.[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                   [ch]C[/ch]\r\nIn case you haven't noticed[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]            [ch]F[/ch]\r\nIt's Jesus's birthday[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]                       [ch]G[/ch]\r\nSo get off your heathen Hindu ass[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]           [ch]C[/ch]\r\nAnd fucking celebrate![/tab]\r\n\r\n[Verse 3]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]                    [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nNow I heard that in Japan[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]                     [ch]C[/ch]\r\nEveryone just lives in sin[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]                    [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nThey pray to several Gods[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]                        [ch]C[/ch]\r\nAnd put needles in their skin[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]          [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nOn December 25th[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]                    [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nAll they do is eat a cake[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]                [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nAnd that is why I go to Japan[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]                    [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAnd walk around and say[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Chorus 3]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]              [ch]C[/ch]\r\nHey there Mr. Shintoist[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]             [ch]G[/ch]\r\nMerry Fucking Christmas[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]               [ch]G[/ch]\r\nGod is going to kick your ass[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                   [ch]C[/ch]\r\nYou infidelic pagan scum.[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                    [ch]C[/ch]\r\nIn case you haven't noticed[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                       [ch]F[/ch]\r\nThere's festive things to do[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]                        [ch]G[/ch]\r\nSo lets all rejoice for Jesus[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                           [ch]C[/ch]\r\nAnd Merry fucking Christmas to you.[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]                                    [ch]G[/ch]\r\nOn Christmas Day I travel 'round the world and say[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]                  [ch]Em[/ch]                      [ch]Dm[/ch]      [ch]C[/ch]           \r\nTaoists, Krishnas, Buddhists, and all you atheists too,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]             [ch]G[/ch]             [ch]C[/ch]\r\nMerry Fucking Christmas, To You![/tab]","plain_text":"[Verse 1]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus 1]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse 2]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus 2]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse 3]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus 3]","chords":["F","Em","Dm","C","G"],"chord_diagrams":{"C":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,3,2,0,1,0],"frets":[0,3,2,0,1,0]},"Dm":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,2,3,1],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,1]},"Em":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,3,0,0,0],"frets":[0,2,2,0,0,0]},"F":{"barres":[1],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[1,3,4,2,1,1],"frets":[1,3,3,2,1,1]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]}}}