{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":1871057,"song":"Liposuction","artist":"Da Vinci's Notebook","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11418699-liposuction-chords-by-da-vinci-s-notebook/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/1871057?type=chord","rating":0,"votes":0,"content":"[ch]C[/ch]       =   032010\r\n[ch]G[/ch]       =   320003\r\n[ch]D[/ch]       =   xx0232\r\n[ch]E[/ch]       =   022100\r\n[ch]D7[/ch]      =   xx0212\r\n[tab][ch]A7[/ch]      =   002020\r\nC#m7b5  =   x42000  (My humble guess at the transition chord between C to G in the chorus)[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse 1]\r\n[tab]    [ch]G[/ch]                              [ch]C[/ch]                [ch]G[/ch]                              \r\nIf all your fancy diet plans have got your head a 'swimmin' [/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]D[/ch]                             [ch]C[/ch]                [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAnd everything you eat must be approved by Richard Simmons[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]C[/ch]                                  [ch]G[/ch]\r\nStopped eatin' that birdseed, friend, cause what you really need[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]C[/ch]             [ch]A7[/ch]                        [ch]D7[/ch]  \r\nIs a procedure guaranteed not to impede your need to feed[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n[tab]     [ch]C[/ch]            [ch]G[/ch]\r\nLiposuction! Liposuction![/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]C[/ch]              [ch]A7[/ch]               [ch]D7[/ch]\r\nThe new immediate weight reduction plan[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]C[/ch]                      [ch]C#m7b5[/ch]              [ch]G[/ch]           [ch]E[/ch] \r\nTrade in the hand you've been dealt and get surgically svelte[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]A7[/ch]                   [ch]D7[/ch]           [ch]C[/ch]  [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAt your friendly neighborhood liposuction man[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse 2]\r\n[tab]    [ch]G[/ch]                              [ch]C[/ch]                [ch]G[/ch]     \r\nIf you've abandoned exercise and your gut keeps getting vaster[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]D[/ch]                             [ch]C[/ch]                [ch]G[/ch]\r\nYour thighs are growing over-size and your butt's gone off to pasture[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]C[/ch]                                  [ch]G[/ch]\r\nIf you want a new demeanor and you're keen on getting leaner[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]C[/ch]             [ch]A7[/ch]                        [ch]D7[/ch]  \r\nThen your remedy is an M.D. with a fancy vacuum cleaner[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n[tab]     [ch]C[/ch]            [ch]G[/ch]\r\nLiposuction! Liposuction![/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]C[/ch]              [ch]A7[/ch]               [ch]D7[/ch]\r\nThe new immediate weight reduction plan[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]C[/ch]                        [ch]C#m7b5[/ch]              [ch]G[/ch]           [ch]E[/ch] \r\nTake the fat cells from your hips, put 'em in Barbara Hershey's lips[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]A7[/ch]                   [ch]D7[/ch]           [ch]C[/ch]  [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAt your friendly neighborhood liposuction man[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse 3]\r\n[tab]        [ch]G[/ch]\r\nIf your waist line is a'surgin'[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]D[/ch]\r\nAnd in need of some reversion[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]C[/ch]\r\nAnd your overall weight dispersion's[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]G[/ch]\r\nGettin' on the verge of perversion[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]C[/ch]\r\nI'm encouraging an excursion[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]G[/ch]\r\nTo go searchin' for a surgeon[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]C[/ch]             [ch]A7[/ch]                        [ch]D7[/ch]  \r\nAnd get your emergency purgin' of the burgeonin' fat emergin' from your chin![/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n[tab]     [ch]C[/ch]            [ch]G[/ch]\r\nLiposuction! Liposuction![/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]C[/ch]              [ch]A7[/ch]               [ch]D7[/ch]\r\nThe new immediate weight reduction plan[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]C[/ch]           [ch]C#m7b5[/ch]            [ch]G[/ch]                    [ch]E[/ch] \r\nGet your torso reformatted, get a nose job while you're at it[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]A7[/ch]                   [ch]D7[/ch]           [ch]G[/ch]    [ch]E[/ch]\r\nAt your friendly neighborhood liposuction man[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]C[/ch]                        [ch]C#m7b5[/ch]        [ch]G[/ch]                [ch]E[/ch] \r\nMake your ass twelve inches thinner and be home in time for dinner[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]A7[/ch]                   [ch]D7[/ch]         [ch]G[/ch]       [ch]C[/ch]   [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAt your friendly neighborhood liposuction man.....[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Refrain]\r\n[tab]          [ch]C[/ch]                    [ch]C#m7b5[/ch]\r\nWell the doctor's bill may vex ya[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]G[/ch]             [ch]E[/ch]\r\nBut it sure beats anorexia[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]A7[/ch]                    [ch]D[/ch]           [ch]G[/ch]  [ch]C[/ch]  [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAt your friendly neighborhood liposuction man![/tab]","plain_text":"C       =   032010\nG       =   320003\nD       =   xx0232\nE       =   022100\nD7      =   xx0212\n\n\n\n[Verse 1]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse 2]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse 3]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Refrain]","chords":["C","G","D","E","D7","A7","C#","C#m7b5"],"chord_diagrams":{"A7":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,1,0,2,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,0,2,0]},"C":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,3,2,0,1,0],"frets":[0,3,2,0,1,0]},"D":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,1,3,2],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,2]},"D7":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,2,1,3],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,1,2]},"E":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,3,1,0,0],"frets":[0,2,2,1,0,0]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]}}}