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Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":1859593,"song":"Cant Handle This","artist":"Bo Burnham","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11413744-cant-handle-this-chords-by-bo-burnham/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/1859593?type=chord","rating":4.7371,"votes":60,"content":"Can't Handle This (Kanye Rant) by Bo Burnham\r\nFinale of his comedy special \"Make Happy\".\r\nA Chords are optional.\r\n\r\n[Intro]\r\n\r\n[ch]D[/ch] [ch]F#m/C#[/ch] [ch]Bm[/ch] [ch]G[/ch] x2\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch] \r\nCan I say my shit?[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]F#m/C#[/ch]\r\nNew York, Can I say my shit?[/tab]\r\n[tab]                         [ch]Bm[/ch]\r\nI've got lots of shit to say[/tab]\r\n[tab]                              [ch]G[/ch]\r\nI've got lots of shit to say (Ooh)[/tab]\r\n\r\n(Spoken)\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]\r\nI can't fit my hand inside a Pringle can. I have a huge amount of trouble[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]F#m/C#[/ch]\r\nFitting my hand inside of a Pringle can, I can get my hand like four inches into the can[/tab]\r\n[tab]                    [ch]Bm[/ch]\r\nBut then I have to tilt the can into my mouth[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Bm[/ch]\r\nBut then a bunch of crumbs have accumulated at the bottom of the can[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nSo they all go spilling onto my face[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab]                                           [ch]D[/ch]\r\nWhat I'm trying to say is the diameter of Pringle cans is way too small[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]\r\nI'll say it again[/tab]\r\n[tab]                    [ch]F#m/C#[/ch]\r\nThe diameter of Pringle cans is way too small. Two radiuses of a Pringle can is way too small[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Bm[/ch]\r\nIf you feel me, put your hands up Come on![/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Bm[/ch]\r\nIf you feel me, put your hands up[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nLook at all these hands that are way too big to fit inside of Pringle cans[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]\r\nYour hands are too big to fit inside a Pringle can. Your hands are too big to fit inside a Pringle can[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F#m/C#[/ch]\r\nYou think you can, I know you can't, you think you can[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n(Spoken)\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]F#m/C#[/ch]\r\nPringles![/tab]\r\n[tab]              [ch]Bm[/ch]  \r\nListen to the people, I am sure ninety percent of the complaint letters you get[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Bm[/ch]\r\nAre about the width of your cans[/tab]\r\n[tab]                 [ch]G[/ch]\r\nJust make them wider. I've overdone the Pringles thing, sorry[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch] \r\nI want to have a daughter [/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]\r\nWant to have a daughter[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n(Spoken)\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]F#m/C#[/ch]\r\nSo I can finally have someone around the house who can fit their hands in the Pringle can[/tab]\r\n[tab]                      [ch]Bm[/ch]\r\nYes, I'm still on the Pringle cans thing! Yeah! I'll move on, alright?[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nBut that is priority número uno[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]\r\nI don't go to the gym because I'm self-conscious about my body[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F#m/C#[/ch]\r\nBut I'm self-conscious about my body cause I don't go to the gym[/tab]\r\n[tab]                [ch]Bm[/ch] \r\nIrony can be so painful[/tab]\r\n[tab]                [ch]G[/ch]\r\nThat's a Catch-22 (Ooh!) Let's do this![/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]\r\nI went to Chipotle[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]            \r\nWhen at Chipotle[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F#m/C#[/ch]\r\nGot myself a chicken burrito[/tab]\r\n\r\n(Spoken)\r\n[tab][ch]Bm[/ch]\r\nI went down the line and I got all these ingredients and at the end of the line[/tab]\r\n[tab]                           [ch]G[/ch]\r\nThe guy tried to wrap the burrito, but half of the shit inside the burrito spilled out[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nHe still wrapped it[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nI was like, dude you should have warned me![/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]\r\nYou're a burrito expert You should have told me halfway through![/tab]\r\n[tab]                                                    [ch]F#m/C#[/ch]\r\n\"Hey, man. You might be reaching maximum burrito capacity here\"[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F#m/C#[/ch]\r\nDo you think I want a messy burrito?[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F#m/C#[/ch]\r\nNo one wants a messy burrito[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]Bm[/ch]\r\nThe whole appeal of the burrito is that all of the ingredients are contained[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Bm[/ch]\r\nWithin the confines of the tortilla[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nI wouldn't have gotten half of the shit if I knew it wasn't gonna fit in the burrito! Alright? Look[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab]                           [ch]D[/ch]\r\nI wouldn't have got the lettuce if I knew it wouldn't fit[/tab]\r\n[tab]                           [ch]D[/ch]\r\nI wouldn't have got the cheese if I knew it wouldn't fit[/tab]\r\n[tab]                           [ch]F#m/C#[/ch]\r\nI wouldn't have got the peppers if I knew it wouldn't fit[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F#m/C#[/ch]\r\nI wouldn't have got - Half of it[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]Bm[/ch]\r\nLike, I'm okay with small mistakes[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                          [ch]G[/ch]\r\nIf you've got no more chicken, I'll take pork[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                       [ch]A[/ch]            [ch]D[/ch]\r\nBut I'll blow my dad before I eat a burrito with a fork[/tab]\r\n[tab]                           [ch]D[/ch]\r\nI wouldn't have got the lettuce if I knew it wouldn't fit[/tab]\r\n[tab]                           [ch]F#m/C#[/ch]\r\nI wouldn't have got the cheese if I knew it wouldn't fit[/tab]\r\n[tab]                            [ch]F#m/C#[/ch]\r\nI wouldn't have got the peppers if I knew they wouldn't fit. Man, I wouldn't have got half of it, like[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Bm[/ch]\r\nHalf of it, like[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Bm[/ch]\r\nHalf of it, like[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Bm[/ch]\r\nHalf of it, like[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Bm[/ch]                [ch]G[/ch]\r\nHalf of it right now[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]G[/ch]\r\nI think it's time I[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]G[/ch]\r\nThink it's time, I think that we break it down[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Short Interlude]\r\n\r\n[ch]D[/ch] [ch]F#m/C#[/ch] [ch]Bm[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]\r\n\r\n\r\n(Spoken)\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]\r\nI can sit here and pretend like my biggest problems are[/tab]\r\n[tab]               [ch]F#m/C#[/ch]\r\nPringle cans, and burritos[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                    [ch]Bm[/ch]\r\nThe truth is, my biggest problem's you[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Bm[/ch]\r\nI want to please you[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Bm[/ch]\r\nBut I want to stay true to myself[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nI want to give you the night out that you deserve[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nBut I want to say what I think[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nAnd not care what you think about it[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]\r\nPart of me loves you[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]\r\nPart of me hates you[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F#m/C#[/ch]\r\nPart of me needs you[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F#m/C#[/ch]\r\nPart of me fears you[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Bm[/ch]\r\nAnd I don't think that I can handle this right now[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Bm[/ch]                 [ch]G[/ch]\r\nHandle this right now[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nI don't think that I can handle this right now[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]\r\nI don't think that I can handle this right now[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]\r\nI don't think that I can handle this right now[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F#m/C#[/ch]\r\nI don't think that I can handle this right now[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F#m/C#[/ch]\r\nLook at them, they're just staring at me[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]Bm[/ch]                                                              [ch]G[/ch]                          \r\nLike, \"come and watch the skinny kid with a steadily declining mental health[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAnd laugh as he attempts[/tab]\r\n[tab]                      [ch]A[/ch]           [ch]D[/ch]\r\nTo give you what he cannot give himself[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]\r\nI don't think that I can handle this right now[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]\r\nI don't think that I can handle this right now[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F#m/C#[/ch]\r\nThey don't even know the half of this right now[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F#m/C#[/ch]\r\nThey don't even know the half of it[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Bm[/ch]\r\nBut I know I'm not a doctor[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                [ch]G[/ch]\r\nI'm a pussy, I put on a silly show[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                             [ch]A[/ch]\r\nSo I should probably just shut up and do my job[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]\r\nSo here I go[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]\r\nI wouldn't have got the lettuce if I knew it wouldn't fit[/tab]\r\n[tab]                          [ch]F#m/C#[/ch]\r\nI wouldn't have got the cheese if I knew it wouldn't fit[/tab]\r\n[tab]                         [ch]F#m/C#[/ch]\r\nI wouldn't have got the peppers if I knew they wouldn't fit[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F#m/C#[/ch]\r\nI wouldn't have got half[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Bm[/ch]\r\nYou can tell them anything if[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Bm[/ch]                                [ch]G[/ch]\r\nYou just make it funny, make it rhyme[/tab]\r\n[tab]              [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAnd if they still don't understand you[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]G[/ch]               [ch]D[/ch]\r\nThen you run it one more time[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]\r\nI don't think that I can handle this right now (Haa!)[/tab]\r\n[tab]                   [ch]F#m/C#[/ch]\r\nHandle this right (Hoo!)[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F#m/C#[/ch]\r\nHandle this right[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                           [ch]Bm[/ch]\r\nYou don't even know the half of this right now[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Bm[/ch]\r\nRight now (Haa!)[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nHandle this right now[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nHandle this right[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                  [ch]D[/ch]\r\nHandle this right now[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nN.C\r\nThank you, good night!\r\nN.C\r\nI hope you're happy","plain_text":"Can't Handle This (Kanye Rant) by Bo Burnham\nFinale of his comedy special \"Make Happy\".\nA Chords are optional.\n\n[Intro]\n\nD F#m/C# Bm G x2\n\n\n\n\n\n\n(Spoken)\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n(Spoken)\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n(Spoken)\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n(Spoken)\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Short Interlude]\n\nD F#m/C# Bm G\n\n\n(Spoken)\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nN.C\nThank you, good night!\nN.C\nI hope you're happy","chords":["A","D","F#m/C#","Bm","G","C"],"chord_diagrams":{"A":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,1,2,3,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,2,0]},"Bm":{"barres":[2],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,1,3,4,2,1],"frets":[-1,2,4,4,3,2]},"D":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,1,3,2],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,2]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]}}}