{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":1856880,"song":"Little Things Parody","artist":"Bart Baker","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11412552-little-things-parody-chords-by-bart-baker/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/1856880?type=chord","rating":0.10543,"votes":0,"content":"[Verse 1]\r\n\r\n[tab]      [ch]G[/ch]\r\nThis song was designed[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]G[/ch]\r\nto make you feel lovely[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]C[/ch]\r\nBy pointing out the flaws[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]C[/ch]\r\non your fat body[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nAnd pretending that we love[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]D[/ch]\r\nthen to make you feel pretty[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]C[/ch]       [ch]D[/ch]     [ch]G[/ch]\r\nBut clearly you’re ugly[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]     [ch]G[/ch]\r\nYou know nobody loves[/tab]\r\n[tab]               [ch]G[/ch]\r\nthose gross wrinkles by your eyes[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]C[/ch]\r\nYour huge thighs[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]C[/ch]\r\nare hideous[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]C[/ch]\r\nand your stomach is super-sized[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nYou have to buy two seats on airlines[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]D[/ch]\r\nwhenever you fly[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]C[/ch]            [ch]D[/ch]       [ch]G[/ch]\r\nBut that’s why you’re special to me[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Bridge]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]                          [ch]C[/ch]\r\n   Your big double chin and stretch marks[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]              [ch]D[/ch]\r\nmake you stand out[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nYes it’s true[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]C[/ch]\r\nThat’s you[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nyou are huge[/tab]\r\n[tab]                  [ch]D[/ch]\r\nAnd look like a dude[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]Am[/ch]                [ch]C[/ch]\r\nBut that’s why we love you[/tab]\r\n[tab]                          [ch]G[/ch]\r\nDid we mention that you’re fat.[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse 2]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nI know everything[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]G[/ch]\r\nabout my pal Harry.[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]C[/ch]\r\nLike how he has a mole[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]C[/ch]\r\non the shaft on his mate[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nAnd those daily masturbations[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]D[/ch]\r\nthat we do so secretly[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]C[/ch]        [ch]D[/ch]     [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAre what make my life complete.[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nBack to the things we like[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                   [ch]C[/ch]\r\n about that fat ape.[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nBoth of your nipples[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nlook like pan cakes[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]\r\nYour bush hair is huge[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]D[/ch]\r\nlike Don King’s dew[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]C[/ch]       [ch]D[/ch]       [ch]G[/ch]\r\nBut you’re perfect to me[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Bridge]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]                       [ch]C[/ch]\r\n   What we’re basically saying.[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]            [ch]D[/ch]\r\nIs your hideous.[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nYou have zits[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]C[/ch]\r\nHairy tits[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]\r\nAnd your lips[/tab]\r\n[tab]               [ch]D[/ch]\r\nsmell like bad fish[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]                     [ch]C[/ch]\r\nBut we love that gross shit.[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]                     [ch]C[/ch]\r\nOops I let your little thing slip[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]Em[/ch]         [ch]D[/ch]\r\nout of my mouth![/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]\r\nI’m sorry![/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]C[/ch]\r\nNo, don’t be.[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nIt’s tiny[/tab]\r\n[tab]              [ch]D[/ch]\r\nHey same with me![/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nAnd me.[/tab]\r\nAnd me\r\nAnd me.\r\n[tab]    [ch]C[/ch]                [ch]G[/ch]  \r\nWe all have little things.[/tab]","plain_text":"[Verse 1]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Bridge]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse 2]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Bridge]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nAnd me\nAnd me.","chords":["G","C","Em","D","Am"],"chord_diagrams":{"Am":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,2,3,1,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,1,0]},"C":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,3,2,0,1,0],"frets":[0,3,2,0,1,0]},"D":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,1,3,2],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,2]},"Em":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,3,0,0,0],"frets":[0,2,2,0,0,0]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]}}}