{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":1854943,"song":"Alfreds Playhouse Theme","artist":"Misc Cartoons","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11411803-alfreds-playhouse-theme-chords-by-misc-cartoons/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/1854943?type=chord","rating":0.15433,"votes":0,"content":"[VERSE 1]\r\n\r\n[tab]           [ch]C[/ch]\r\nGet out of bed[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nBut don't wonder how the blood got there (Good morning)[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]F[/ch]\r\nIf Steve Martin violated you in your sleep again[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]\r\nYou will not care[/tab]\r\n[tab]                 [ch]C[/ch]\r\n'Cause there's a place you can escape to mentally[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nWhere only silliness is making forced entry[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]F[/ch]                     [ch]G[/ch]\r\nFor the purpose of self-preservation[/tab]\r\n[tab]                 [ch]C[/ch]\r\nHere at Alfred's Playhouse![/tab]\r\n\r\n[VERSE 2]\r\n\r\n[tab]       [ch]C[/ch]\r\nIt's a fantasy world of fun where reality's distorted[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]F[/ch]\r\nWhere a manchild goes to forget he was unsuccessfully aborted (It's kind of like liquor)[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]C[/ch]\r\nYour perception is changed like magic[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nSo you can flee when the real world causes havoc[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]F[/ch]             [ch]G[/ch]\r\nIt's wacky denial!![/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                [ch]C[/ch]\r\nHere at Alfred's Playhouse![/tab]\r\n\r\n[BRIDGE]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]\r\nStalin's signing death lists[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]G[/ch]\r\nThe Eggburt's taking meth hits and[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nGumby and a horse are lying somewhere[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]F[/ch]\r\nThe Wisdom Jar's on acid[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]G[/ch]                                          [ch]C[/ch]\r\nThe frozen peas have all gone rancid, so we'll probably need to buy some more peas[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]\r\nBeria's got his truncheon[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]G[/ch]\r\nELECTRIC CORDS FOR OUR LUNCHEON!![/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]C[/ch]\r\nDishwasher discusses Marx over Cocktails[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]F[/ch]\r\nBurnt Child and Torso who are with[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nChewy try and force you to[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nRent us The Sound of Music[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nNo, I don't want to[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]\r\nRent us The Sound of Music[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nNo, I don't want to[/tab]\r\n\r\n[VERSE 3]\r\n\r\n[tab]    [ch]C[/ch]\r\nThe friends in your playhouse will always love and be around you[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]F[/ch]\r\nThey won't leave you at Goodwill or when you're in the tub, try and drown you[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]C[/ch]\r\nYou don't have to feel that guy's sticky stuff in your hair[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nJust clap your heels 3 times, and you're away from there[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]F[/ch]\r\nSo forget about the humiliation and shame[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]\r\nYour innocence is not being snatched from you[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nBecause you're here putting tape on your face and trying on silly hats[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]C[/ch]\r\nAT ALFRED'S PLAYHOUSE!!!!!!!!![/tab]","plain_text":"[VERSE 1]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[VERSE 2]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[BRIDGE]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[VERSE 3]","chords":["C","F","G"],"chord_diagrams":{"C":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,3,2,0,1,0],"frets":[0,3,2,0,1,0]},"F":{"barres":[1],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[1,3,4,2,1,1],"frets":[1,3,3,2,1,1]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]}}}