{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":1850509,"song":"Reasons To Be Miserable Part 10","artist":"Half Man Half Biscuit","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11410095-reasons-to-be-miserable-part-10-chords-by-half-man-half-biscuit/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/1850509?type=chord","rating":0.01645,"votes":0,"content":"[Intro]\r\n\r\n[ch]Am[/ch]  [ch]Em[/ch]  [ch]Am[/ch]  [ch]Em[/ch]  (x11)\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab]  [ch]Am[/ch]                [ch]Em[/ch]                [ch]Am[/ch]           [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nA fairly attractive girl walks past a building site[/tab]\r\n[tab]                         [ch]Am[/ch]                     [ch]Em[/ch]        [ch]Am[/ch]               [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nAnd from underneath an industrial safety helmet you hear (whistle), ta Neil[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]Am[/ch]                         [ch]Em[/ch]                [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nAnd you stand there witnessing the whole Neanderthal situation, [/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]                        [ch]Am[/ch]                    [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nWanting to twist your own brain out as they sit satisfied[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]Am[/ch]              [ch]Em[/ch]                        [ch]Em[/ch]    [ch]Am[/ch] [ch]Em[/ch]  [ch]Am[/ch] [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nOn their newly built wall, laughing their hods off.[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]      \r\nCringe![/tab]\r\n\r\n[ch]Dm[/ch] [ch]Am[/ch] [ch]Em[/ch] [ch]Dm[/ch] [ch]Em[/ch] [ch]Am[/ch] [ch]Em[/ch]     [ch]Am[/ch] [ch]Em[/ch] [ch]Am[/ch] [ch]Em[/ch] [ch]Dm[/ch] [ch]Em[/ch] [ch]Am[/ch] [ch]Em[/ch]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]      [ch]Em[/ch]    [ch]Am[/ch]    [ch]Em[/ch]    [ch]Am[/ch]            [ch]Em[/ch]         [ch]Am[/ch]   [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nReasons to be miserable, another good excuse to be dead[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]Am[/ch]       [ch]Em[/ch]       [ch]Am[/ch]     [ch]Em[/ch]        [ch]Am[/ch]            [ch]Em[/ch]      [ch]Am[/ch]   [ch]Em[/ch]    \r\nIt’s one more thing to gripe about as I while away my days in bed.[/tab]\r\n\r\n[ch]Am[/ch]  [ch]Em[/ch]  [ch]Am[/ch]  [ch]Em[/ch]  (x7)\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]              [ch]Em[/ch]            [ch]Am[/ch]               [ch]Em[/ch]                [ch]Am[/ch]      [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nAnd there’s the person who collects all things Pierrot and loves Siamese cats[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]Am[/ch]                [ch]Em[/ch]                       [ch]Am[/ch]              [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nAnd thinks they’re sophisticated ‘cos they eat Fry’s Chocolate Cream[/tab]\r\n[tab]               [ch]Am[/ch]                   [ch]Em[/ch]                            [ch]Am[/ch]              [ch]Em[/ch]                   \r\nAnd they’d do anything to spend the night with that fella off the Turkish Delight advert[/tab]\r\n[tab]                      [ch]Am[/ch]         [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nWho’s full of eastern monosodium glutamate,[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]Am[/ch]                          [ch]Em[/ch]                   [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nAnd they always have a portrait of a sad clown on the wall[/tab]\r\n[tab]               [ch]Em[/ch]                [ch]Am[/ch]                      [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nAnd they go to charity shops and tend to become slightly orgasmic[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]Am[/ch]                 [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nAt the thought of vampire lust.[/tab]\r\n\r\n[ch]Am[/ch] [ch]Em[/ch] (x7)\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]\r\nCringe![/tab]\r\n\r\n[ch]Dm[/ch] [ch]Am[/ch] [ch]Em[/ch] [ch]Dm[/ch] [ch]Em[/ch] [ch]Am[/ch] [ch]Em[/ch]   [ch]Am[/ch] [ch]Em[/ch] [ch]Am[/ch] [ch]Em[/ch] [ch]Dm[/ch] [ch]Em[/ch] [ch]Am[/ch] [ch]Em[/ch]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]      [ch]Em[/ch]    [ch]Am[/ch]    [ch]Em[/ch]    [ch]Am[/ch]            [ch]Em[/ch]         [ch]Am[/ch]   [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nReasons to be miserable, another good excuse to be dead[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]Am[/ch]       [ch]Em[/ch]       [ch]Am[/ch]     [ch]Em[/ch]        [ch]Am[/ch]            [ch]Em[/ch]      [ch]Am[/ch]  [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nIt’s one more thing to gripe about as I while away my days in bed.[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]      [ch]Em[/ch]    [ch]Am[/ch]    [ch]Em[/ch]    [ch]Am[/ch]            [ch]Em[/ch]         [ch]Am[/ch]   [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nReasons to be miserable, another good excuse to be dead[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]Am[/ch]       [ch]Em[/ch]       [ch]Am[/ch]     [ch]Em[/ch]        [ch]Am[/ch]             [ch]Em[/ch]      [ch]Am[/ch]   [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nIt’s one more thing to gripe about as I while away the days in bed.[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[ch]Am[/ch]  [ch]Em[/ch]  (x15)\r\n\r\n[tab]      [ch]Am[/ch]                    [ch]Em[/ch]                    [ch]Am[/ch]         [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nAnd I don’t know anyone who puts peaches on their cornflakes either![/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[ch]Am[/ch]  [ch]Em[/ch]  (x17)  [ch]Am[/ch]","plain_text":"[Intro]\n\nAm  Em  Am  Em  (x11)\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nDm Am Em Dm Em Am Em     Am Em Am Em Dm Em Am Em\n\n\n\n\nAm  Em  Am  Em  (x7)\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nAm Em (x7)\n\n\n\nDm Am Em Dm Em Am Em   Am Em Am Em Dm Em Am Em\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nAm  Em  (x15)\n\n\n\n\nAm  Em  (x17)  Am","chords":["Am","Em","A","D","Dm"],"chord_diagrams":{"Am":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,2,3,1,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,1,0]},"D":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,1,3,2],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,2]},"Dm":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,2,3,1],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,1]},"Em":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,3,0,0,0],"frets":[0,2,2,0,0,0]}}}