{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":1847706,"song":"Uffington Wassail","artist":"Half Man Half Biscuit","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11409370-uffington-wassail-chords-by-half-man-half-biscuit/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/1847706?type=chord","rating":0,"votes":0,"content":"[Intro]\r\n\r\n[ch]E[/ch]   [ch]A[/ch] [ch]E[/ch]  (x6)\r\n\r\n[tab]   [ch]E[/ch]                           [ch]A[/ch]              [ch]E[/ch]\r\nOh say I’m not the only one to fill with trepidation[/tab]\r\n[tab]                             [ch]A[/ch]           [ch]E[/ch]\r\nWalking across the forecourt of the fire station[/tab]\r\n[tab]                             [ch]A[/ch]                 [ch]E[/ch]\r\nMy wariness consumes me, yet still protects me from[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                           [ch]A[/ch]            [ch]E[/ch]      [ch]E[/ch]   [ch]A[/ch] [ch]E[/ch] (x2)\r\nThe dimmer switch and the membership of Britannia Music Club.[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab]                                    [ch]A[/ch]             [ch]E[/ch]\r\nI adventured for a fortnight in the valley of the Rhone[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                    [ch]A[/ch]             [ch]E[/ch]\r\nDefied capricious mistrals on which tragedies are blown[/tab]\r\n[tab]                               [ch]A[/ch]            [ch]E[/ch]\r\nDismounting at the roadside to lubricate my chain[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                  [ch]A[/ch]             [ch]E[/ch]\r\nI heard the hounds of retribution barking their refrain:[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nLet’s go the Met Bar, and cause an altercation\r\n[tab]                                                 [ch]E[/ch]   [ch]A[/ch] [ch]E[/ch] (x8)\r\nLet’s go the Groucho, and snap at rakish heels. [/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab]                                      [ch]A[/ch]                 [ch]E[/ch]\r\nFor a month I went all floppy just to see where I’d end up[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                       [ch]A[/ch]          [ch]E[/ch]\r\nThe morgue was my considered guess, or maybe Martinique[/tab]\r\n[tab]                              [ch]A[/ch]             [ch]E[/ch]\r\nThe stern grind of reality however took its course[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                 [ch]A[/ch]                [ch]E[/ch]       [ch]E[/ch]   [ch]A[/ch] [ch]E[/ch]\r\nI stayed exactly where I was and suffered endless Feltz.[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab]                               [ch]A[/ch]                 [ch]E[/ch]\r\nBecause you had a daughter and chose to call her Raine[/tab]\r\n[tab]                               [ch]A[/ch]                  [ch]E[/ch]\r\nBecause you didn’t indicate to go down Woodchurch Lane[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                [ch]A[/ch]               [ch]E[/ch]\r\nYour Am-Dram class had been postponed indefinitely[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                           [ch]A[/ch]             [ch]E[/ch]\r\n‘Cos the root of Jesse’s just turned up in glorious majesty.[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\nSinging “Sealed Knot Society, let’s see you try and do this one:\r\n[tab]                                             [ch]E[/ch]   [ch]A[/ch] [ch]E[/ch] (x4)\r\nLuton Town: Millwall, nineteen eighty-five”.  [/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]B[/ch]\r\nHand me down my silver trumpets, sound the revolution bell[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                                  [ch]E[/ch]   [ch]A[/ch] [ch]E[/ch] (x2)\r\nThere’s a Cher impersonator rising up in Israel.[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab]                           [ch]A[/ch]              [ch]E[/ch]\r\nLate Lunch audience: we’ve got all your addresses[/tab]\r\n[tab]                     [ch]A[/ch]                  [ch]E[/ch]\r\nLazy greedy farmers: pick your own strawberries[/tab]\r\n[tab]                             [ch]A[/ch]            [ch]E[/ch]\r\nIs that our phone ringing or is it on the telly?[/tab]\r\n\r\nLet’s do the bongo-laced twenty-second album!\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]                          [ch]A[/ch]        [ch]E[/ch]\r\nVreni Schneider, you’re my downhill lady[/tab]\r\n[tab]                            [ch]A[/ch]            [ch]E[/ch]\r\nVreni Schneider, you’re the queen of the slopes[/tab]\r\n[tab]                           [ch]A[/ch]        [ch]E[/ch]\r\nVreni Schneider, you’re my downhill lady[/tab]\r\n[tab]                            [ch]A[/ch]            [ch]E[/ch]\r\nVreni Schneider, you’re the queen of the slopes. [/tab]","plain_text":"[Intro]\n\nE   A E  (x6)\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nLet’s go the Met Bar, and cause an altercation\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nSinging “Sealed Knot Society, let’s see you try and do this one:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nLet’s do the bongo-laced twenty-second album!","chords":["E","A","Am","B"],"chord_diagrams":{"A":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,1,2,3,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,2,0]},"B":{"barres":[2],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,1,2,3,4,1],"frets":[-1,2,4,4,4,2]},"E":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,3,1,0,0],"frets":[0,2,2,1,0,0]}}}