{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":1845182,"song":"Ecclesiastical Perks","artist":"Half Man Half Biscuit","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11408745-ecclesiastical-perks-chords-by-half-man-half-biscuit/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/1845182?type=chord","rating":0,"votes":0,"content":"[tab][ch]G7[/ch]  [ch]C[/ch]        [ch]G7[/ch]     [ch]C[/ch]      [ch]G7[/ch]\r\n In pulpits,     in pulpits[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]C[/ch]                     [ch]G7[/ch]\r\nThey can preach naked from the waist downwards[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]C[/ch]         [ch]G7[/ch]            [ch]C[/ch]                        [ch]G7[/ch]\r\nIn cloisters,     they can smack each other’s arses.[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]      [ch]Am[/ch]   [ch]G7[/ch]           [ch]C[/ch]\r\n These be ecclesiastical perks[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]      [ch]Am[/ch]   [ch]G7[/ch]           [ch]C[/ch]\r\n These be ecclesiastical perks.[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]G7[/ch]     [ch]C[/ch]           [ch]G7[/ch]        [ch]C[/ch]         [ch]G7[/ch]\r\n Cheap flagstones,     cheap flagstones[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                     [ch]G7[/ch]\r\nClergyman, he’s got a drive to lay[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                     [ch]G7[/ch]\r\nClergyman, he’s got a drive to lay.[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]C[/ch]              [ch]G7[/ch]                 [ch]C[/ch]       [ch]G7[/ch]\r\nWet sponges-at the summer fair -shall miss me.[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]      [ch]Am[/ch]   [ch]G7[/ch]           [ch]C[/ch]\r\n These be ecclesiastical perks[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]      [ch]Am[/ch]   [ch]G7[/ch]           [ch]C[/ch]     [ch]G7[/ch]   [ch]C[/ch]  [ch]G7[/ch]\r\n These be ecclesiastical perks.[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab]                             [ch]C[/ch]\r\nRumour had it there was none left, so I swiftly walked round[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]G7[/ch]              [ch]C[/ch]\r\nto Archie’s house: Archie, people are saying you haven’t got[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G7[/ch]                            [ch]C[/ch]                      [ch]G7[/ch]\r\nany. What am I supposed to do? You know the situation.[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]                 [ch]E[/ch]\r\nReverend, come sit down.[/tab]\r\n[tab]                        [ch]F[/ch]                     [ch]G7[/ch]\r\nFor you there is always some. How much do you need?[/tab]\r\n\r\n(instr) [ch]C[/ch] [ch]G7[/ch] [ch]C[/ch] [ch]G7[/ch]  [ch]C[/ch] [ch]Am[/ch] [ch]F[/ch] [ch]G7[/ch]\r\n\r\n[tab]          [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nI’m gonna bottle up my love and shake it up and down[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]E[/ch]                 [ch]F[/ch]      [ch]G7[/ch] [ch]C[/ch]  [ch]G7[/ch] [ch]C[/ch]  [ch]G7[/ch] [ch]C[/ch]\r\nAnd spray it all over Jesus.[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]G7[/ch]    [ch]C[/ch]              [ch]G7[/ch]             [ch]C[/ch]              [ch]G7[/ch]\r\n Near Fakenham; joke breasts on; no seatbelt; nice policeman[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]C[/ch]           [ch]G7[/ch]          [ch]C[/ch]           [ch]G7[/ch]\r\nFierce Panda; all-nighter; fee no pay; hey hey hey hey hey[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]      [ch]Am[/ch] [ch]G7[/ch]\r\n These be ohhhhhhhh[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]      [ch]Am[/ch] [ch]G7[/ch]\r\n These be ohhhhhhhh[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]      [ch]Am[/ch]  [ch]G7[/ch]  [ch]C[/ch]\r\n These be.[/tab]","plain_text":"(instr) C G7 C G7  C Am F G7","chords":["G7","C","F","Am","E"],"chord_diagrams":{"Am":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,2,3,1,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,1,0]},"C":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,3,2,0,1,0],"frets":[0,3,2,0,1,0]},"E":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,3,1,0,0],"frets":[0,2,2,1,0,0]},"F":{"barres":[1],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[1,3,4,2,1,1],"frets":[1,3,3,2,1,1]},"G7":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[3,2,0,0,0,1],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,1]}}}