{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":1844937,"song":"Russian Unicorn","artist":"Bad Lip Reading","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11408694-russian-unicorn-chords-by-bad-lip-reading/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/1844937?type=chord","rating":4.58222,"votes":4,"content":"[INTRO]\r\n\r\n[ch]Dm[/ch] [ch]Bb[/ch] [ch]C[/ch]\r\n\r\n[VERSE]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nI'ma blast your brains, talking full-on sex[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Bb[/ch]                           [ch]C[/ch]\r\nI got a porcupine called \"Zazoom\"[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                  [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nHe leaves his scent on people's graves (Why is Zazoom always around so many graves?)[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Bb[/ch]                    [ch]C[/ch]\r\nI had a cold one time, then I licked myself[/tab]\r\n\r\n[PRE-CHORUS]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]                     [ch]F[/ch]\r\nWhy don't y'all just float off[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nNow you're useless[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]                     [ch]F[/ch]      [ch]C[/ch]\r\nI need a woman with a Benz looking to lose it[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]            [ch]F[/ch]          [ch]C[/ch]\r\nI ate the cookie then I gave it back to Benny[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]        [ch]C[/ch]\r\nThere she go[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]Bb[/ch]       [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nNow watch me flow[/tab]\r\n\r\n[CHORUS]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Bb[/ch]                [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nOh, the night is young[/tab]\r\n[tab]                   [ch]C[/ch]                 [ch]G[/ch]\r\nNow baby we could shoot a Russian unicorn[/tab]\r\n[tab]               [ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nWe'll probably do it on the couch[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]Dm[/ch]              [ch]C[/ch]\r\nWhile my roomie's out hiking[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]G[/ch]                  [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nSo take if off and bite your tongue[/tab]\r\n[tab]                      [ch]Bb[/ch]            [ch]C[/ch]\r\nAnd hope my roommate don't come home[/tab]\r\n\r\n[VERSE]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nA \"Hot Pocket\" for twenty cents is a steal any day of the week[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Bb[/ch]                      [ch]C[/ch]\r\nI wanna shave that mustache and then have gelato[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nWe're here for too long, we gotta run, ok?[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Bb[/ch]                                [ch]C[/ch]\r\nAnd trick those monsters so that they don't shoot my left nut.[/tab]\r\n\r\n[PRE-CHORUS]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]           [ch]F[/ch]       [ch]C[/ch]\r\nI know you ain't a bitch, cuz girl you kill it[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]          [ch]F[/ch]                 [ch]C[/ch]\r\nI pee-peed in your glove and soon you'll start to smell it[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]Dm[/ch]          [ch]F[/ch]             [ch]C[/ch]\r\nIf your body's a secret girl then you about to spill it[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]               [ch]F[/ch]\r\nWhen I count to three dismount[/tab]\r\n\r\n[CHORUS]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Bb[/ch]                [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nOh, the night is young[/tab]\r\n[tab]                   [ch]C[/ch]                 [ch]G[/ch]\r\nNow baby we could shoot a Russian unicorn[/tab]\r\n[tab]               [ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nWe'll probably do it on the couch[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]Dm[/ch]              [ch]C[/ch]\r\nWhile my roomie's out hiking[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]G[/ch]                  [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nSo take if off and bite your tongue[/tab]\r\n\r\n[BRIDGE]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]                          [ch]G[/ch]\r\nI think that I ought to confess[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]D#[/ch]\r\nI drink fire water[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nBut I don't want the keys to your van[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]G[/ch]               [ch]D#[/ch]\r\nWhat I need is a rare, vermillion, Ukrainian unicorn[/tab]\r\n\r\n[INSTRUMENTAL]\r\n\r\n[ch]Dm[/ch] [ch]F[/ch] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]D#[/ch]\r\n\r\n[tab]        [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nWe can shoot a unicorn[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]F[/ch]\r\nGirl, I know you'll like the horn[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAnd I'm gonna keep you warm[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]D#[/ch]\r\nTill you wake up in the morning[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]   [ch]F[/ch]                      [ch]G[/ch]    [ch]G#[/ch]\r\n(Baby) I know you ain't a bitch oops[/tab]\r\n[tab]                         [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nI didn't mean to do that[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]F[/ch]                                     [ch]G[/ch]                        [ch]D#[/ch]\r\nYeah, I just want to say I should not have ate those cajun rice and beans[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]                                          [ch]C[/ch]\r\nThe guy behind you just soiled his underwear (Sniff, sniff)[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nOh, umm, maybe YOU did it[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nHey, that's ok girl! [/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nThem strawberries look juicy[/tab]\r\n\r\n[CHORUS]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Bb[/ch]                [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nOh, the night is young[/tab]\r\n[tab]                   [ch]C[/ch]                 [ch]G[/ch]\r\nNow baby we could shoot a Russian unicorn[/tab]\r\n[tab]               [ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nWe'll probably do it on the couch[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]Dm[/ch]              [ch]C[/ch]\r\nWhile my roomie's out hiking[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]G[/ch]                  [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nSo take if off and bite your tongue[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Bb[/ch]       [ch]Dm[/ch]                        [ch]C[/ch]             [ch]G[/ch]\r\n(Oh, oh, oh) And hope my roommate don't come home[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]Bb[/ch]            [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nBite your tongue (oh, oh, oh)[/tab]\r\n[tab]                      [ch]C[/ch]             [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAnd hope my roommate don't come home[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Bb[/ch]          [ch]Dm[/ch]            [ch]C[/ch]\r\nI got your Barbie zucchini[/tab]\r\n[tab]               [ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nHappy Monsoon Day! [/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]Dm[/ch]                   [ch]C[/ch]\r\nAnd you promised you'd lick it[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]G[/ch]\r\nI'm gonna save a mental kitty[/tab]\r\n\r\nI poisoned my dog so he can't keep chasing that baby giraffe","plain_text":"[INTRO]\n\nDm Bb C\n\n[VERSE]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[PRE-CHORUS]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[CHORUS]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[VERSE]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[PRE-CHORUS]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[CHORUS]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[BRIDGE]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[INSTRUMENTAL]\n\nDm F G D#\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[CHORUS]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nI poisoned my dog so he can't keep chasing that baby giraffe","chords":["Dm","Bb","C","F","Am","G","A","D#","G#"],"chord_diagrams":{"Am":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,2,3,1,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,1,0]},"C":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,3,2,0,1,0],"frets":[0,3,2,0,1,0]},"Dm":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,2,3,1],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,1]},"F":{"barres":[1],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[1,3,4,2,1,1],"frets":[1,3,3,2,1,1]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]}}}