{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":1843460,"song":"Quality Janitor","artist":"Half Man Half Biscuit","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11408205-quality-janitor-chords-by-half-man-half-biscuit/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/1843460?type=chord","rating":0.12478,"votes":0,"content":"[Intro]\r\n\r\n[ch]G[/ch]  [ch]C[/ch] [ch]D[/ch]   (x12)\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                       [ch]C[/ch]        [ch]D[/ch]         [ch]G[/ch]     [ch]C[/ch] [ch]D[/ch]\r\nGet on my fun bus, I’ll take you all for a ride[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]G[/ch]                  [ch]C[/ch]       [ch]D[/ch]          [ch]G[/ch]      [ch]C[/ch] [ch]D[/ch]\r\nI’ll tell you about the Cuban’s eight-foot stride[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                [ch]C[/ch]        [ch]D[/ch]      [ch]G[/ch]     [ch]C[/ch] [ch]D[/ch]\r\nPunch me harder, I didn’t feel a thing[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]               [ch]C[/ch]           [ch]D[/ch]     [ch]G[/ch]     [ch]C[/ch] [ch]D[/ch]\r\nAll the kids appreciate the joy I bring.[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]               [ch]C[/ch] [ch]D[/ch]\r\nI’m always happy[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]             [ch]C[/ch] [ch]D[/ch]\r\nEver so happy[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]G[/ch]                 [ch]C[/ch] [ch]D[/ch]\r\nThere’s no-one more happy[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]G[/ch]              [ch]C[/ch] [ch]D[/ch]         \r\nI’m a comedy grandad.[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Instrumental]\r\n\r\n[ch]G[/ch]  [ch]C[/ch] [ch]D[/ch] (x4)\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                    [ch]C[/ch]          [ch]D[/ch]          [ch]G[/ch]   [ch]C[/ch] [ch]D[/ch]\r\nSame old Northerner, always got nothing to say[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]              [ch]C[/ch]          [ch]D[/ch]         [ch]G[/ch]   [ch]C[/ch] [ch]D[/ch]\r\nAll the same I think I’ll say it anyway[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]             [ch]C[/ch]   [ch]D[/ch]           [ch]G[/ch]         [ch]C[/ch]   [ch]D[/ch]\r\nWitness these overalls, these navy-blue overalls.[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]              [ch]C[/ch] [ch]D[/ch]\r\nI’m never happy[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                [ch]C[/ch] [ch]D[/ch]\r\nNever been happy[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]G[/ch]                 [ch]C[/ch] [ch]D[/ch]\r\nIt’s not in my contract[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]G[/ch]                        [ch]C[/ch]         [ch]D[/ch]\r\nI’ve got two big keys and they’re both dead big[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]G[/ch]              [ch]C[/ch] [ch]D[/ch]\r\nI’m a quality janitor.[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Instrumental]\r\n\r\n[ch]G[/ch]  [ch]C[/ch] [ch]D[/ch] (x8)\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                 [ch]C[/ch]              [ch]D[/ch]            [ch]G[/ch]    [ch]C[/ch] [ch]D[/ch]\r\nJust after dusk I swing from the wrought iron gates[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]G[/ch]                         [ch]C[/ch]        [ch]D[/ch]              [ch]G[/ch]    [ch]C[/ch] [ch]D[/ch]\r\nAnd remember the five o’clock tea-time smell of the estate.[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                 [ch]C[/ch] [ch]D[/ch]\r\nI’m always running[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                   [ch]C[/ch] [ch]D[/ch]\r\nAll knees and elbows[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]G[/ch]                     [ch]C[/ch] [ch]D[/ch]\r\nGot a stick with a spike on[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]             [ch]C[/ch]        [ch]D[/ch]    [ch]G[/ch]  [ch]C[/ch] [ch]D[/ch]\r\nCartoon ducks laugh at me.[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab]      [ch]G[/ch]                 [ch]C[/ch]      [ch]D[/ch]           [ch]G[/ch]    [ch]C[/ch] [ch]D[/ch]\r\nI’m a comedy parkie and nobody loves me anymore,[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]G[/ch]                 [ch]C[/ch]      [ch]D[/ch]           [ch]G[/ch]    [ch]C[/ch] [ch]D[/ch]\r\nA comedy parkie and nobody loves me anymore.[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Instrumental]\r\n\r\n[ch]G[/ch]  [ch]C[/ch] [ch]D[/ch] (x8)\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]      [ch]C[/ch]        [ch]D[/ch]  [ch]G[/ch]    [ch]C[/ch] [ch]D[/ch]\r\nNobody loves me anymore[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]      [ch]C[/ch]        [ch]D[/ch]  [ch]G[/ch]    [ch]C[/ch] [ch]D[/ch]\r\nNobody loves me anymore[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]G[/ch]                [ch]C[/ch]       [ch]D[/ch]      [ch]G[/ch]    [ch]C[/ch] [ch]D[/ch]\r\nI’m the man who put Nick Straker on the floor[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]G[/ch]      [ch]C[/ch]        [ch]D[/ch]  [ch]G[/ch]     [ch]C[/ch] [ch]D[/ch]\r\nBut nobody loves me anymore.[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Instrumental]\r\n\r\n[ch]G[/ch]  [ch]C[/ch] [ch]D[/ch] (x20) [ch]G[/ch]","plain_text":"[Intro]\n\nG  C D   (x12)\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Instrumental]\n\nG  C D (x4)\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Instrumental]\n\nG  C D (x8)\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Instrumental]\n\nG  C D (x8)\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Instrumental]\n\nG  C D (x20) G","chords":["G","C","D","A"],"chord_diagrams":{"C":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,3,2,0,1,0],"frets":[0,3,2,0,1,0]},"D":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,1,3,2],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,2]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]}}}